Plain Jane model and sex icon to nerds who do not have the balls to lust after a girl they really have no shot at getting, Olivia Munn posed for this provocative photo spread in Maxim Magazine.

Personally these pictures do nothing for me. In my village outside of Kandahar, Afghanistan we had 4 or 5 girls hotter than Olivia Munn, and I regularly spied on 3 of them changing. Not only that but I paid one of their fathers a goat’s bladder full of Afghan whiskey for the right to grope his daughter. I guess some of us guys just have a way with the ladies.

To all you nerds lusting after Olivia Munn I suggest you contact the elder male of her tribe, and offer no more than 1 lamb skin for the privilege of pillaging her stink hole. Any more than that and you’re getting ripped off.

Olivia Munn showed off why video game nerds love beating their controllers to her in a photo shoot with “MYMAG” magazine.

I think Olivia Munn’s sex appeal lies in the fact that she is relatively plain looking. Don’t get me wrong she is attractive, but she is not so attractive that I would chop off my dick and frame it after banging her. In fact I could probably sleep with Olivia Munn. You know if she wasn’t famous… and she was drunk… and I was rich… and good looking… but yeah I could totally nail her!

Here are the pictures of Olivia Munn from Playboy. Olivia is a popular host on some channel for video gamers called “G4″. Since videos games are specifically forbidden by the Qur’an (it is towards the end) I have no idea who she is.