Nerd masturbation fodder Olivia Munn attempts being sexy in the new issue of Esquire magazine.

With her plain Jane looks and completely unremarkable body, Olivia Munn has to resort to not so subtle sexual innuendos like licking lollipops, showing her hard nipples, and using squirt guns in a desperate attempt to elicit some sex appeal in the photos below.

Unfortunately for Olivia Munn she fails epically at being sexy. The best thing for Olivia to do would be to wear the burka. She still wouldn’t be sexy, but at least she’d greatly reduce her chances of getting her skull caved in by us righteous Muslim men.

Frumpy host Olivia Munn brazenly pulls out her shameful lady nipple on live TV in the video above.

This video shows the hypocrisy of the infidel West. Olivia Munn exposes her nipple to millions of people on television, and she does not receive so much as a lashing for her crime. However, a Muslim like myself pulls out his tunic snake and ball sack at a playground and all of a sudden he committed a “sex crime”.

America truly is a nightmarish hellscape in which women like Olivia Munn are allowed to flaunt their sex organs with impunity, and a Muslim man can not even innocently tea bag a child without being persecuted as a criminal.

The website Mr Skin is holding their annual “Anatomy Awards“, which recognizes achievements in nude depravity in film and television from the past year.

Here are the nominees in this year’s “Breast Picture” category.

“About Cherry” starring Ashley Hinshaw – The infidels who made this movie didn’t bother being subtle, as Ashley plays a whore who makes nude videos for money.

“American Reunion” starring Ali Cobrin – The humor in this film lies in the fact that the impotent Jew has no idea what to do with Ali Corbin’s tight naked body. Of course a girl like Ali throwing herself at a hook-nosed Christ killer is so improbable that “science fiction” would not even be an appropriate genre for this movie.

“Magic Mike” starring Olivia Munn – In this film Olivia Munn plays are frumpy bisexual slut, who likes to have sex with an AIDS infested homoqueer male stripper. Unfortunately Olivia showing her saggy tits is not nearly as big a turn on as seeing the results of her T-cell count would be.

“The Sessions” starring Helen Hunt – The old skank Helen Hunt plays a psychiatrist who likes to have sex with her patients. Which makes sense as one would have to be clinically insane to breed with this dried-up hag.

“Take This Waltz” starring Michelle Williams & Sarah Silverman – The only time Sarah Silverman naked in the shower would be attractive is if it were in Poland and there was gas coming out of the pipes. Luckily Michelle Williams’ thick pubic bush, and the large plow ready female livestock in the other stall save this scene.

You can vote for the winner of “Breast Picture”, as well as see all the videos in the other categories like “Best Butt”, “Best Boobs”, and “Best Nude Comer” on The Anatomy Awards site. Watch the teaser trailer below for more information.

Olivia Munn shows off her tight butt while carrying what appears to be a giant sex toy through the jungle.

Olivia’s backside is certainly her best feature, and by taking part in manual labor in this photo she is showing her worth to us Muslim men. However, given her history of immorality one can not help but suspect that this giant board will soon be inserted into one of her orifices thus spoiling the scene.

Though Olivia Munn may make an excellent field slave, her dark past in the infidel West precludes her from ever knowing the joys of performing hours of back breaking labor while being violently sodomized by us powerful Muslim men. I’m afraid Olivia must live with the harsh repercussions of her actions.

As you can see in the video above, actress Olivia Munn is in intense training to be able to orally service us Muslim men.

Olivia Munn is a clever woman, for despite having absolutely no talent and extremely average looks, she has managed to make a career for herself in heathen Hollywood by pandering to horny nerds.

Now that Olivia Munn sees the writing on the wall that the West will soon fall to Islam, she is preparing herself to be able to take our enormous Muslim meat sticks.

This video shows that Olivia is off to good start, but she is going to have to train hard and take a lot more meat if she hopes to be of use to us extremely well endowed Muslims.

PETA has made a name for themselves by getting celebrities to participate in raunchy advertisements. However, it appears as though Olivia Munn has taken PETA ads to the next level in the “taking a load in the face for animals” campaign pictured above.

Clearly PETA and Olivia Munn are trying to draw some sort of parallel between Olivia taking a hot sticky load to the face and animal testing, but it is not clear if they want animal testing to be banned or for people to start cumming on animals’ faces.

However, one thing is for certain, Olivia Munn will gladly perform any deviant sexual act imaginable in the name of protecting animals, and that Olivia should know I have a particularly adorable lamb named Mr Baa Baa that I am thinking of slaughtering for lack of a distraction *wink *wink

*Update: Olivia Munn has used the power of her Zionist lawyers to have these pictures removed from this site

G4 star and nerd icon Olivia Munn was allegedly a “victim” of a “hacker” who leaked scandalous private pics to the web.

Not only do these pics include what may be a naked shot of Oliva Munn’s sinful feminine body, but they also include dirty captions which claim Olivia has a love of hard anal sex.

Of course as far as Hollywood actresses go, liking it up the back hole is rather tame behavior. However, Olivia Munn has been brazenly promoting herself through the use of slutty pics for years now, and that is entirely unforgivable. Rest assured Olivia Munn will be dealt with in Sharia court when Islam finishes conquering the West.