Move over Justin Bieber, Boston marathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar “Jahar” Tsarnaev is fast becoming America’s biggest teen heartthrob.
According to the New York Post, thousands of teen girls have flocked to Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr to proclaim their undying love for this hunky Muslim terrorist.
And why wouldn’t they? Women love “bad boys” and us Islamic extremists are the baddest boys around. They say Osama Bin Laden got more pussy than Tampax, Mohamed Atta got more head than shampoo, and Ayman al Zawahiri runs through more walls than asbestos.
So of course Jahar Tsarnaev will get more ass than a donkey stable.
We have just obtained this exclusive first look of the yet to be released film “Fast And Furious 7″.
After seeing this scene it is clear that “Fast And Furious 7″ will be BY FAR the best movie in the series. With “Fast And Furious 6″ set to debut in theaters next week, movie-goers will certainly be disappointed in the action in the film after seeing this clip.
Yes “Fast And Furious 7″ looks like it is going to be the first “Fast And Furious” movie that delivers what audiences want, namely hours of edge of your seat action as Paul Walker and Vin Diesel run down bicyclist, segwayers, and pedestrians on crosswalks with impunity.
The infidels in the West are feeling full of themselves after Felix Baumgartner teamed with the energy drink company Red Bull to set a world record by skydiving from the edge of space.
Like all Muslims the Islamic theocracy of Iran was completely unimpressed by this feat, and is reportedly in talks with Amp energy drinks to sponsor a virile Muslim man skydiving from the Moon.
Unlike the pathetic coward Felix Baumgartner, this Muslim Moon skydiver will not need a sissy spacesuit, but will jump in just his tunic and turban while clutching the holy Qur’an to his chest. Allahu Akbar!
Famed Muslim directors the Asad brothers (pictured below) have announced that they will be making a sequel to the blasphemous infidel movie “The Innocence of Muslims”, a film which has sparked justifiable violence against the West throughout the Islamic world.
The sequel is tentatively titled “The Prophet Muhammad Rises”, and will be a reboot of the Muhammad story which will portray the blessed Prophet in a much more accurate light.
In the film Muhammad will return to our time to sex hot women and smite the Zionist invaders (think an orgy meets the Holocaust). The violence against the Jews will be graphic, and the sex scenes will be extremely sensual yet tasteful as the shots below from the screen test of Muhammad dominating a whore show.
Infidel actor Hugh Jackman is being considered for the role of Muhammad since he has already begun growing a beard. If he is willing to convert to Islam and take daily testosterone injections for the next 6 months he may just become manly enough to pull off portraying our beloved Prophet. Allahu Akbar!
Actor and giant black man, Michael Clarke Duncan died today from at heart attack at the age of 54.
Besides starring in the movies “The Green Mile” and “The Whole Nine Yards”, Duncan is probably best known for his basketball career in which he lead the San Antonio Spurs to 4 Super Bowls. The last coming in 2006, which ended with Duncan hitting a home run on the 18th hole for the victory.
Michael Clarke Duncan is probably survived by a plethora of illegitimate children and baby mamas scattered throughout the inner-city projects of the United States. He will be missed.
Actor Neil Armstrong, who made a name for himself starring in the fake the moon landing, died today at the tender age of 82 years old.
Police have yet to rule out autoerotic asphyxiation as a cause of death, but knowing what we do about infidel actors like Neil Armstrong we think it a likely possibility.
Of course Neil Armstrong’s performance in the fake moon landing is known across the globe. In fact he was so convincing in the role that many weak-minded individuals still believe to this day that Neil was actually on the moon.
