Victoria Secret just held their annual lingerie fashion show, and once again Celeb Jihad was not invited to attend. If you are half as outraged at this snub as I was then I will need to pause for a moment to let you collect yourself…..

When are those Zionist pigs at Victoria Secret going to recognize that Celeb Jihad is the Internet’s #1 celebrity gossip site run by Islamic extremists? It can hardly be considered an “event” if we are not there to cover it!

As a showing of goodwill I have decided to post pictures from the show. But hear me Victoria Secret, if I am not invited to the next showing and given an exclusive backstage pass to the model changing area were I will be allowed to inspect how the bras and panties fit, apply baby oil, and tweak nipples, then there will be hell to pay!

Wow it must suck to be Orlando Bloom, between these pics of Miranda Kerr’s ass and these of her topless I’ve pretty much seen his girlfriend naked.

How do you like that Mr hot shot movie star? I can picture your girl nude and do nasty things to her whenever I want and there isn’t a damn thing you can do about it. You do not even want to know what I have planned for her tonight. Let’s just say if someone actually did this they’d put them away for a long time… and probably have to shoot the donkey.

Miranda Kerr, who is best known as the parking spot for Orlando Bloom’s penis, had a nip slip occur during a recent photo shoot for Speedo.

Sure we have already posted topless pics of Miranda Kerr here, but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy checking in on the state of her nipples every once and a while. From this nip slip pic I can tell not much has changed, they are still adorable.

Miranda Kerr is a beautiful Victoria Secret model, but she is probably best known as the place where Orlando Bloom parks his manhood.

Why a beauty like Miranda is wasting her feminine wiles on a man like Orlando Bloom is beyond me. As evident from his “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies Orlando is incapable of growing a respectable beard thus proving that he is not a real man.

Miranda should be with a real man like Osama or Santa Claus not that lady boy Orlando. In the Middle East women scorn baby face half men. I guess I’ll never understand western aesthetics.

Here are some pics of Miranda Kerr topless at the beach during a Victoria Secret photo shoot.