Miley Cyrus desecrates the blasphemous Christian holiday of Christmas during her iHeart Jingle Balls performance in Los Angeles.
Christmas is a holiday in which Christians celebrate the birth of their Jew God Jesus by exchanging shoddy Chinese made merchandise, and stuffing their bloated faces with sweets.
Muslims (like Miley Cyrus) laugh at this stupid celebration as Jesus was a total homoqueer who (unlike the blessed Prophet Muhammad) never banged any hot young girls. Thus to show her disdain for Christmas Miley Cyrus defiles its symbols by grinding her righteous Muslim ass against Santa’s genitals, while singing into a giant candy cane dildo in the photos below.
Miley Cyrus is nothing if not an innovator, as she is always pushing the envelop and raising the standard for what it means to be a pious Muslimina.
It is hard to believe that it has been just 3 and a half years since we first discovered that Miley Cyrus was a Muslim. Since that time we’ve watched as Miley has grown ever more devout and committed to the Jihad, as she hastens the downfall of the Western world by promoting unimagined amounts of depravity.
Now Miley Cyrus has once again demonstrated her unwavering love for Islam, by using her immense creative talents to invent a new praying style. As you can see in the GIF above, Miley Cyrus’ praying style is without question the most pious and aesthetically pleasing.
No doubt this method of praying will soon be all the rage in every mosque from Tehran to Tikrit. I myself have already begun practicing these movements, and plan to debut them at evening prayer tonight.
Miley Cyrus poses for a picture with a topless Beyonce Knowles in the photo above.
Beyonce’s tribe may think it is perfectly fine for women to run around with their titties hanging out, but that doesn’t mean righteous Muslims like Miley Cyrus are going to put up with this Sub-Saharan sluttery.
Yes Jay-Z is going to have to find a new “bottom bitch”, as Miley Cyrus is no doubt about to slip an IED between Beyonce’s primitive sheboon boobies and blow the nigress back to Africa. A great victory for Islam, but certainly a devastating blow to the American watermelon industry.
Once again Miley Cyrus has shown what a chaste and righteous Muslim woman she is by shaving off her immodest eyebrows.
Miley Cyrus knows that it is the height of vanity for women to have strips of hair over their eyes. That is why Miley has once again raised the standard for female modesty by having her eyebrows removed.
From her commitment to the Jihad by promoting depravity in the West, too her tireless efforts to unfeminize her sinful body by cutting off her hair, starving herself, and now shaving her eyebrows, Miley Cyrus truly represents the epitome of female Muslim virtue.
The Islamic Ministry On Celebrity Affairs in Tehran has uncovered Miley Cyrus flashing her nipple during her recent appearance on the TV show “Saturday Night Live”.
As everyone knows, every frame of both TV and film is carefully examined by pious Muslims for acts of immorality. After careful review by a team of clerics it was determined that this is in fact Miley Cyrus’ nipple (as you can see in the enhanced freeze-framed photo below).
Clearly Miley Cyrus intentionally flashed her nipple on SNL to further corrupt the infidel TV viewing audience, and hasten America’s downfall. No doubt Miley’s nipple is now in the kuffar public’s subconscious mind, causing them to succumb to sinful lust at alarming rates. Islams victory is certainly at hand.
Miley Cyrus continued her quest to hasten the downfall of Western civilization while performing at the MTV EMAs last night.
As you can see in the photos below, Miley unleashed copious amounts of depravity upon the European viewing public by nearly showing her vagina in a skimpy onesie while smoking weed.
Very soon the Western world will collapse into a drug fueled orgy. Then us pious Muslims will ride in on our war camels, and the streets will run red with the blood of the infidel. And it will all be thanks to Miley Cyrus and her tireless efforts to further glamorize wanton sex and drug use to the kuffar masses.