In this shocking photo leaked to the Internet, pop star Rihanna is seen tongue kissing the “King of Pop” himself, Michael Jackson.
I know black people worship Michael Jackson, but Rihanna is taking her devotion a little too far because I am about 90% sure that Michael Jackson is already dead in this pic.
What would drive someone to dig up Michael Jackson’s corpse and then shove their tongue down his decaying skull’s mouth hole? I’ll tell you what, one too many Colt 45′s followed by a heated debate with white folks about whether Michael Jackson was the greatest artist of all time or a just a sick pedophile.
Unfortunately for Rihanna this picture is not helping Michael Jackson’s case that he was straight. His skull looks totally uninterested in the kiss, and frankly it is a little awkward. Let’s see what happens when we stick Michael Jackson’s skull down Justin Bieber’s pants. I have a feeling it would start suckling on his barely descended testicles while humming the lyrics to Billy Jean.
What happens when two of the greatest sexual deviants in music history, Michael Jackson and Queen’s Freddie Mercury, meet for the first time? Why they get erections discussing homosex with boys of course.
In the classic picture above from a 1984 NAMBLA Cookies, Cake, and Rohypnol Spring Mixer, Queen’s lead singer Freddie Mercury AKA Dick Diddler, Johnny Rimjob, or Sweet Daddy Bear exchanges pleasantries with a young Michael Jackson. As this photo clearly shows Freddie Mercury finds Michael Jackson’s pleasantries quite pleasant, as the bulge in his pants is quite pronounced.
We can only speculate but Michael Jackson is probably telling Freddie about his sleepover parties with young boys, and how much they enjoy playing games like cave explorers, tummy sticks, and snake bite. While Freddie is probably responding that sounds great but have you ever had your balls tickled by a man’s mustache.
This picture of Michael Jackson and Freddie Mercury… and Freddie Mercury’s erection is a part of music history. Let us never forget these two perverted music legends.
In an incredibly beautiful and moving moment, convicted woman beater Chris Brown broke down into tears while prancing around stage at the BET awards lip syncing to pedophile Michael Jackson’s overrated music.
What better way to honor Michael Jackson than to have a psychopath whose career is clearly over dress up like him, and then have a complete emotional break down on stage for no apparent reason.
As you can see in the video below Chris Brown wanders around aimlessly while sobbing like Rihanna after she talked back to him, and is unable to carry-on pretending to sing Michael Jackson songs. It was a special moment and I still get chills every time I see it.
It’s been one year since Michael Jackson’s tragic death, but time has not healed the wounds for all of his grieving fans. And for some, grieving has turned to anger, anger directed toward websites mocking the King of Pop’s life and tragic death.
Emails and comments have been pouring into these hateful sites that traffic in cruel jokes, many involving plastic surgery and pedophilia.
For Example, here are few so-called jokes we found on one such hate-site…
- Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
- Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.
Disgusting. But it doesn’t stop there. The list goes on and on (Click Here to See For Yourself). However, fans are fighting back and voicing their disgust in comment sections and angry emails. Some fans are so angry that they have lost the ability to use proper spelling and grammar.
“These jokes are vile, sick, disgustin, rude and karma will all get you in a couple of years for dishonorning the dead.”
- John Paul
“You must know that We are not going to stop and that we will no longer tolerate further denigration of Michael Jackson’s name and reputation! it’s the worst page I’ve ever seen!”
- rihab
“i dont know how youcan even call them “jokes”!!! let alone laugh at them! if you laughed at any of those you have a really twisted mind! u are a descrace!”
-Lucy
As huge MJ fans, we would like to encourage you all to visit the awful sites in question and leave comments voicing your disgust. I’m sure if enough of us complain by repeatedly leaving comments and causing as many “angry pageviews” as possible, the authors will see the error of their ways. It might not hurt to forward the site to like-minded friends, as well.
Rest in peace, MJ.
CelebJihad has obtained a copy of a legal document sent from Joe Jackson to the lawyers of Michael Jackson that display his intent to sue his deceased son for wrongful death. The following are excerpts from the document:
Michael Jackson’s death, caused by Michael Jackson, has lead to a significant decline in my quality of life. My income has decreased to the point that I have to rely on Tito for financial support, which is in my mind the ultimate disgrace. Michael’s death was clearly just to spite me for the countless times that I beat him within an inch of his life.
Joe Jackson has already tried and failed to sue AEG and Dr. Conrad Murray for the pop star’s untimely death, but with no success thus far.
Attorneys for the Michael Jackson estate released the following statement: “Joe Jackson’s claim is welcomed by our firm as it will allow us the opportunity for countless billing hours charged to the estate of his deceased son. We hope to soon field a similar lawsuit from Jermaine.”
Justin Bieber obviously has no respect for the dead. Just look how he enjoys taunting Michael Jackson’s ghost with his taut nubile frame, and boyish good looks.
Michael must be ripping his hair out for dying before hearing of Justin Bieber, and inviting him to one of his famous all night mentoring sessions at Neverland Ranch. Michael Jackson would of had Justin Bieber’s pants around his ankles and they’d be playing “cave explorers” faster than you can sweet statutory.
To add insult to injury Justin Bieber is hanging out with noted closet case Ryan Seacrest now instead of The King of Pop. I highly doubt that Ryan has the ability or inclination to take advantage of Justin’s childlike body, considering he appears to be a limp-wristed power bottom.
No, only Michael Jackson would have had the experience and know how to give Justin Bieber exactly what he has coming to him. It is a damn shame that now he never will.
The New Year is a time for reflection, and we here at Celeb Jihad have a saying “Durka durka Muhammad tuck tuck jihad Allah” which loosely translates to “The only good celebrity is a dead celebrity”.
So let us take a moment to reflect on the top 5 celebrity deaths of 2009. Allah willing 2010 will be another banner year for celeb mortality rates.
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#5 Brittany Murphy – The most recent celebrity death, Brittany Murphy starts off our list at #5. Bug-eyed and at least slightly psychotic Brittany Murphy would be more likely to get pepper sprayed than a friendly smile while walking down the street if she was not famous. However, because people have seen her in a few movies she was perceived as “quirky” and “cool”. Hopefully those fans of her’s act just as “quirky” as she did by overdosing in the shower post haste. |
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#4 DJ AM – First off the man was a DJ. He made insane amounts of money for putting his iPod on shuffle in clubs. If you don’t want to jump up and celebrate when someone like that dies than there is something seriously wrong with you. The media ignored the glaring hypocrisy of this douchebag. He was shooting a show for MTV were he chastised kid’s for not being strong like him and quitting drugs, before going back to his hotel room and overdosing on them. What an ass! |
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#3 David Carradine – What is not to like about a celebrity death that involves a rope that is tied around the neck and genitals for autoerotic asphyxiation in a whore house in Thailand? David Carradine probably had the most embarrassing celebrity death of 2009. If only it had been someone more famous who died with a rope around their wiener like a Tom Cruise, George Clooney, or Rosie O’Donnell then it would have been tops on our list for sure. |
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#2 Tiger Woods – OK so Tiger Woods didn’t actually die this year, but his endorsement career pretty much did. And a more glorious death we have not seen in years (mainly because of all the whores). The fact that nerdy white guys absolutely worshiped Tiger because they thought he represented a hip classly minority version of themselves is funny enough. However, then to have their idol completely exposed as a relentless poon hound who has stuck it in everything from porn stars to Waffle House hostesses is down right hilarious. So much for Tiger being the epitome of a colored with class for you WASPs to worship. Don’t worry you still have Colin Powell. |
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#1 Michael Jackson – Was there really any doubt who the #1 celebrity death of 2009 would be. Michael Jackson the “King of Pop” became the “King of Death” in 2009. The intrigue around his death (whether he was murdered or not) never really interested me, beyond whether I should send a gift basket to his killer. No what made this death so great was the coming out party of all the Michael Jackson fans. What a reflection on Western culture to see the masses in hysterics over the death of a high-pitched child molester. Sure Michael had a couple catchy songs, but that was back in the 80′s. The man had spent the last 20 years trying to look like a child while fingering them, but the public reaction was like Muhammad himself had met his maker. If that isn’t a sign that Western society is doomed I don’t know what is. |
