Michael Jackson dead



The prosecution in the Dr Conrad Murray case just released the above picture of a naked dead Michael Jackson.


With this picture the prosecution’s strategy is obvious, they are trying to arouse the jury members, and get them hopelessly attracted to Michael Jackson’s dead corpse with this necrophilic erotica. That way the jury will forget that Michael was a creepy anorexic kid diddler who is better off dead.


I hate to say it but this pic is definitely having its desired effect on me, as I feel my heart rate rise and certain urges surge through me every time I view it. Maybe it is just seeing a dead celebrity, but this Michael Jackson naked death pic is definitely turning me on. Allahu Akbar!

Michael Jackson corpse



You may not recognize him without a little boy’s cock shoved in his mouth, but the above photo is of dead Michael Jackson. The photo of Michael Jackson’s corpse was released during the trial of Michael Jackson’s doctor who for some reason the corrupt Zionist legal system is charging with murder.


Apparently prosecutors do not realize that Michael Jackson was a 70lbs pedophile drug addict with no nose. Frankly I am surprised that this doctor was able to keep Michael Jackson from imploding into a pile of dust and kiddie fluids. The man should be congratulated not persecuted!


Maybe it is just my love of seeing dead celebrities, but I think Michael Jackson’s corpse looks good… and I mean REALLY good. I just know I will have sinful thoughts when my mind wanders to this picture later tonight. Allahu Akbar!

Aaron Carter



Aaron Carter, the younger brother of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, has admitted to OK magazine that Michael Jackson gave him coke and alcohol when he was a child saying,


“He gave me wine. I mean, I could have refused, but I was 15. He gave me cocaine. I felt weird about that and other stuff… We spoke afterwards, hours and hours, on the phone. I admired Michael, but his behavior bothered me a lot.”


Aaron does not go as far as to admit that Michael Jackson sexually abused him, but I think it is safe to assume you don’t waste good coke on a kid if you aren’t at least going to tongue his hairless ball sack. However, Aaron did go on to strongly suggest that his relationship with Michael Jackson was sexual saying,


“I did things with him that nobody else did… But I was also troubled about what he did to me.”


One can only speculate what these “things” that “nobody else did” are that Aaron is referring to, but more than likely they ended with Michael Jackson’s deformed dick stuffed inside Aaron’s boy hole.

Michael Jackson secret tape



The last videos taken by Michael Jackson were so top secret that they were transported to a vault by armed guards, in an unmarked truck, in the dead of the night, according to court documents in the Conrad Murray manslaughter case.


Obviously Michael Jackson’s estate does not want anyone to see what is on those tapes. Well too bad! We here at Celeb Jihad have obtained an exclusive clip from one of the top secret Michael Jackson tapes labeled “Child Wrangling”.


As you can see in the video below Michael Jackson visits a mall and appears to “wrangle” a child for his next sleepover by getting her to smell what appears to be a chloroform balloon. What a rascal!


Michael Jackson secret tape


We here at Celeb Jihad will continue working at uncovering more from these top secret Michael Jackson tapes. So stay tuned! Allahu Akbar!

Michael Jackson ghost



The startling video below was taken at Michael Jackson’s funeral, and appears to capture Michael Jackson’s soul leaving his body. This chilling finding proves once and for all that paranormal activity exists and that Michael Jackson was a pedophile.


Michael Jackson ghost


Michael Jackson’s ghost was none other than the lovable Internet meme known as “pedobear”. This explains why Michael Jackson was so passionate about children, and would often have them sleepover to play his favorite games like “sword fight”, “snake bite”, “tummy sticks”, “cave explorers”, “tickle balls”, and “creme volcano”.


Michael Jackson fans are up in arms about a documentary slated to air, entitled Michael Jackson’s Autopsy: What Really Killed Michael Jackson. Despite the fact that the autopsy results have been public knowledge for over 18 months, it stands to reason that the only reason they would deem this program to be a further invasion of privacy was if it held new information about what was going on in Michael Jackson’s body at the time of his death.

So what was going on with Michael Jackson at the time of his death? We don’t know, but we CAN make educated guesses. So here they are:
 

  • A large intestine completely packed with glitter
  • A large tattoo encompassing his entire back that simply stated “I AM EO”
  • Macauley Culkin’s innocence
  • A boot with label “Property of Joe Jackson” firmly impacted in Michael’s rectum.
  • Two pounds gummi cherries, unchewed
  • A belly button, untreated by bleach, still retaining Jackson’s original “brown” coloring
  • A liver ravaged by the effects of Jesus Juice

Of course, this is all conjecture. There’s an equally likely chance that when Jackson was autopsied, a shit-ton of jelly beans just spilled out everywhere and that was the end of it.

Justin Bieber Michael Jackson



Celeb Jihad has just confirmed that pop diva Justin Bieber has been diagnosed with Michael Jackson disease.


As far as scientists can tell Michael Jackson disease is a mutated strain of the herpes virus, and is unique in that it is the only known virus to cause the carrier to change both race and sex. The scientific photographs above show the horrific effects of the disease, and what Justin Bieber will end up looking like.


Michael Jackson once a black man was transformed into a white woman within a matter of years by the virus. He also developed an insatiable appetite for slobbing on hairless boy balls. Luckily Justin Bieber already loves hairless boy balls, so we can expect her to lose that trait. However, Justin will soon no longer by the fresh faced white girl we know and love. Instead she will be transformed into a big black man, possibly Michael Clark Duncan.


Allah certainly works in mysterious ways.