2010 was a fantastic year for celebrity deaths with every one from Gary Coleman to the insufferable Jewish actors Corey Haim, and Tony Curtis all meeting their end and rotting in hell.

However, a new year has started and that means that Allah willing more celebrities are about to die horrible deaths. We here at CelebJihad enjoy speculating which Zionist puppet is going to kick the bucket first, and lets just say a couple of goats and figs may change hands to the winner *wink.

The only rule is you can not off the celebrity yourself. Unless of course you make it look like an accident in which case if the authorities can not prove it then who are we to argue.

Anyway here is my list of the most likely celebrity deaths of 2011.

	Peter Postlethwaite – Apparently he is already dead, but is he really a celebrity? Debatable!
	Zsa Zsa Gabor – She just had half her leg amputated. It is possible she goes soon or Allah may want her to suffer and take her apart piece by piece.
	Teen Mom Amber – This is one crazy bitch who enjoys the company of ex-cons. If she doesn’t end up stuffed in a garbage bag and buried in the woods I’ll be shocked.
	Chuck Berry – He made a name for himself by being the first negro to play the white man’s music, and just recently he collapsed onstage. He’ll be dead soon
	Lindsay Lohan – This heathen druggie slut claims to be turning her life around in rehab. I don’t buy it, and if the drugs don’t take her, a militant strain of gonorrhea should.
	Keith Richards – He has been defying death for years, but I have a good feeling that 2011 will be his last.
	Snooki – The real question is how has she lived this long. One of those Jersey meat heads is going to straggle her eventually. I say it will happen sooner rather than later.
	Justin Bieber – OK this one is just wishful thinking, but he does travel in airplanes a lot so you never know *crossing fingers.
	Michael Douglas – He is so dead. Just look at him. It is what he deserves for marrying Catherine Zeta Jones and defiling her body with his tainted offspring.

We can only hope that every celebrity on this list and a lot more die in the coming year. If you have your own predictions about what celebrities will not make it to see 2012 share them in the comment section below. Allahu Akbar!

Good news! Based on this picture of Michael Douglas it is pretty obvious that Catherine Zeta Jones will soon be single.

Michael Douglas was recently diagnosed with throat cancer. Probably because he is part Jew and Allah wanted to punish him. Once Michael Douglas is dead (which should be any day now), Catherine Zeta Jones will finally be free to marry a strong Muslim man.

How Michael Douglas tricked Catherine Zeta Jones into marrying him has always been a mystery, but I firmly believe large amounts of opiates and death threats must have been involved.

Thankfully Michael Douglas will soon be burning in the eternal hellfire for his sinful Jewish ways. Praise be to Allah in his infinite wisdom for giving him cancer and setting Catherine Zeta Jones free. Allahu Akbar!

Oh my did I have a good laugh when I saw that Michael Douglas’ son Cameron Douglas was arrested for dealing meth out of his New York City hotel room. Especially when I saw a picture of what Cameron Douglas looks like. He has got to be the biggest nerd drug dealer in history.

Honestly look at this dweeb. I can just tell from his weak chin and hipster nerd glasses that he is a self-entitled spoiled little punk. His family has millions and millions of dollars yet this genius decides he wants to be cool and tries to deal meth. Now he is going to federal prison and I can not stop giggling about it.

I bet Michael Douglas is secretly relieved. His kids with Catherine Zeta Jones are probably much cooler and better looking. He must have been pretty embarrassed of having a son like Cameron running around. At least now his embarrassment will be confined to Rikers Island.