Here are some pictures of Megan Fox when she was in high school at Morningside Academy in Florida.

Remarkably Megan was voted “Most Likely To Be Railed By A Cast Member From 90210″ her senior year. She was also not very popular in school because of her freak toe thumbs. The teenagers would call her cruel names like “Old Toe Thumbs Fox” and “That Stupid Cum Sl*t”

Anyway enjoy these pictures on an underage Megan Fox in her school girl uniform. It is hard to believe that this fresh faced girl would grow up into the tattooed sex freak we know and love today.

According to these pictures, Megan Fox sure was excited to be appearing in the new issue of W Magazine. Either that or they keep their photo studio at a comfortable 45 degrees, but I doubt they are smart enough to do that.

When Celeb Jihad launches our magazine (we are still waiting for our seed money to be funneled to us from Al Qaeda) you better believe we will have the best Megan Fox photo shoot to date. To set the mood we will have plenty of phallic symbols in our studio like big thick candles and straight up pictures of dongs. We’ll convince Megan to put on a short white t-shirt dress. Then I’m thinking at an opportune time I’d set a small fire in an adjoining to set off the sprinkler system. Probably sell a billion issues of that one.

Anyway here are the pics of Megan Fox nipping out in W Magazine.

Megan Fox stripped down to her bra and panties for this commercial for Armani underwear.

Boy has Armani lost touch with its Italian roots! From what I know of Italians they are absolutely going to hate this commercial, and probably tear at their mustaches and throw a pizza pie across the room when they see it.

If Armani wanted to do this commercial right it would be shot in color, and they’d get Megan Fox a quality spray tan. Something in a rich mahogany. They then would blast some sick house music in the background while Megan grinds her privates into a juiced up gorilla. Now that’s Italian culture!

There has been a lot of controversy surrounding Megan Fox’s Super Bowl commercial in which she plays a hot girl sitting in a bathtub texting with normal thumbs.

A lot of jealous women cried foul when they saw the ad because it is a well known fact that Megan Fox has toe’s for thumbs, and the thumbs pictured in the commercial were not freakish. Well that is because Megan Fox used a thumb body double, and it turns out her thumb double is a model with big breasts.

Megan Fox thumb double’s name is Pamela Moses. With a last name like “Moses” it probably means she is a Zionist pig, but hey I can be an open-minded Muslim extremist when I want. I’d be willing to hate f*ck those enormous tits of her’s if she let me call her “Megan” and finish on her Jewy face. It is a little thing I like to diplomacy.

Megan Fox is the new face of Emporio Armani underwear, and by face I mean half naked body.

This is a terrible move by the marketing department of Armani. I’ve been watching quite a bit of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” lately, and I just don’t see how Megan Fox is going to be able to sell to the guidos and guidettes who wear Armani. For one thing they are going to find her grotesquely pale. Also with Megan having those deformed toe thumbs she’ll never be able to perform a proper fist pump to some wicked house music.

Armani is just completely out of touch with Italian culture. They have to reconnect with their roots. Being Italian is about taking steroids, being orange, and pretending to be in the Mafia. I just don’t see how Megan Fox in her underwear captures that Italian essence.

Here are the pics from Megan Fox’s Emporio Armani underwear photo shoot.

In her relentless pursuit to look like she gives great head Megan Fox had plastic surgery on her lips over New Years weekend.

As you can see in the picture above Megan is trying to hide the fact that her lips are so swollen they look like Daffy Duck. What Megan fails to realize is that if she keeps messing around with her face she is going to end up looking like trash, also known as Lindsay Lohan.

If Megan Fox wants to get plastic surgery on something she should get it on her messed up toe thumbs. They make her look like her previous profession was as a clumsy carpenter. Or better yet Megan can get some plastic surgery on her acting ability, because frankly it is hideous.

It looks like Megan Fox is single-handedly trying to save the newspaper industry. People have figured out that newspapers are all owned by the big corporations, and are used for mind control and the furthering of the Zionist crusader agenda.

The only way for newspapers to stay relevant is for them to use their status to trick hot celebrities into posing nude or semi-nude for them.

The New York Times is on the forefront of those bold new strategy. They got Megan Fox to pose in her panties for them. Don’t ask me how they are going to justify publishing these pics, but I guess Megan Fox in her panties needs no justification.