Reality T.V. star Kourtney Kardashian is tired of being a parent and is looking to find her son Mason a loving home. The star is offering to sell the child to a loving family for $5,000.
“I’m just not cut out for this,” said Kardashian. “We’re both better off parting ways.”
The final straw for Kardashian came when she accidentally left Mason in the refrigerator while she was grabbing a bottle of Thunderbird.
“I put him down in the fridge for just one sec so I could grab a bottle of delicious Thunderbird, and I forgot all about it,” said Kardashian. “Two minutes later when I opened the fridge to grab another bottle it was crying like crazy and it scared the crap out of me. That’s when I decided he had to go.”
While many will be quick to judge Kardashian for selling her baby, she insists that it’s not about the money.
“I’m not looking to make profit, I just don’t want to take a loss on this kid,” she said, noting that potential buyers would have to undergo a background check.
“I mean a healthy white baby for only $5,000? That’s at least $10,000 under market value.”
Mason Dash Disick, the newborn son of Kourtney Kardashian, was accused of using a weapon during a domestic violence incident that led to his arrest last week, police say.
Calabasas police spokesman Richard Burner did not specify what weapon Disick was accused of using, the Associated Press reports. Disick, who was born last month, spent part of the weekend in jail after he was arrested on charges of second degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief. Menacing involves using a weapon.
The arrest comes less than a month after Disick checked into rehab after crashing his car outside a Los Angeles strip club. The identity of Disick’s accuser has not been released, but is rumored to be his live-in girlfriend and former reality-TV star Daisy de la Hoya.
Disick was released Sunday evening after posting $8,500 bond. He is due in court Feb. 10.
Kourtney Kardashian is flaunting her bastard baby Mason all over the internet. Just look at this disgusting photo of Kourtney and boyfriend Scott Disick displaying their shameful bastard child for all the world to see. Most women would hide in shame after giving birth to a sin, but Kourtney can’t wait to rub her fowl abomination in the noses of the faithful.
And what’s to be said for the alleged father of the child? Look how he has to pinch his own nipple in order to suppress his rage. After all, if this harlot will have a child out of wedlock, then who is to say that the baby is truly his? If he was any sort of man he would take Kourtney to the tallest minaret in West Hollywood and throw her off, and then leave the body in the section of the town square where people slaughter goats.
As for the baby, it should be sold into a life of Sudanese slavery immediately. Being an indentured eunuch is much better than growing up to learn that your mother is a promiscuous apostate! Trust me, he would thank you down the road if they allowed him to keep his tongue.
Kourtney Kardashian’s newborn baby, Mason Dash Disick, has checked into rehab. The announcement came just one day after Disick was born and only a few hours after he was cited for driving under the influence and cocaine possession.
On Tuesday morning at around 5:30 a.m., Disick crashed his 2009 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb and shrub outside of a Los Angeles strip club. Disick, who had left the scene by the time police arrived, was hospitalized for minor injuries. Two passengers were not hurt. Later that day, Disick voluntarily checked into the Wonderland Drug and Alcohol Treatment Facility.
“Mason admitted himself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility,” a publicist for the Kardashian family said in a statement Tuesday.
“Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Mason as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility.”
This is the second time this year that the 2-day-old has been in a treatment facility. In August, the then unnamed fetus checked itself into an outpatient rehab center in Malibu for an addiction to prescription painkillers.
