Marisa Miller and her band of merry whores all appeared in the UK version of GQ magazine topless.

It is all part of GQ’s tribute to gratuitous almost nudity in magazines. The good people at GQ are such innovators in this field that they didn’t even bother conducting any BS interviews with the models in which they talk about how a sense of humor is the most important thing in a man. Nope just a full page of almost partial female nudity with a small bio in the upper corner, and a copy of their signature so after guys get finished beating off to them they can forge checks in their names. It doesn’t get much hotter than that.

Without further ado here is Marisa Miller & friends topless in GQ magazine.

Here are some pictures of Marisa Miller backstage at the Victoria Secret Fashion show.

My friend Ahmed was working as a grip on the show, and he shot these pics of Marisa getting ready for her big appearance. Unfortunately Ahmed is a softcore kind of guy and only shot pictures of Marisa when she was clothed. He totally failed to capture the hardcore tribadism between Marisa and the other girls that surely took place. Needless to say I beat Ahmed profusely for disappointing me.

Regardless these pics of Marisa still get the job done. Especially if you pretend that diamond hanging from her bra was stolen from some Jew during the holocaust… I’m getting hot just thinking about it.

Victoria Secret just held their annual lingerie fashion show, and once again Celeb Jihad was not invited to attend. If you are half as outraged at this snub as I was then I will need to pause for a moment to let you collect yourself…..

When are those Zionist pigs at Victoria Secret going to recognize that Celeb Jihad is the Internet’s #1 celebrity gossip site run by Islamic extremists? It can hardly be considered an “event” if we are not there to cover it!

As a showing of goodwill I have decided to post pictures from the show. But hear me Victoria Secret, if I am not invited to the next showing and given an exclusive backstage pass to the model changing area were I will be allowed to inspect how the bras and panties fit, apply baby oil, and tweak nipples, then there will be hell to pay!

Marisa Miller posted some behind the scenes pictures of herself on her blog. If you have not read Marisa Miller’s blog before I highly recommend you check it out.

Marisa blog is easy to read (she doesn’t use many words outside of an average 2nd grader’s vocabulary), and it is infinity relatable.

Take her most recent entry for example. Marisa was in St. Tropez for the weekend and she was enjoying her morning tanning session on the beach, while a couple local boys fanned her with palms. Anyway get this, the waiter from the 5-star resort kept bring her complimentary Cristal mimosas, but, and here is the kicker, he kept forgetting to put a fresh strawberry in them like she requested! It ruined her whole morning! I think we’ve all been there before!

Here are some behind the scenes pictures of Victoria Secret model Marisa Miller changing bikinis.

I have to laugh at the woman trying to cover Marisa’s ass to protect her modesty. Marisa’s whole life revolves around wearing next to nothing and changing clothes in front of large groups of people. I don’t think she is exactly bashful.

However I do have to give props to the towel girl and guardian of Marisa Miller’s virtue. She showed up to work on a Victoria Secret bikini shoot in a bikini with her beer belly just hanging out. That takes guts… literally.