The smell of fresh cut grass, the sound of the ice cream man, and Marisa Miller whoring herself out in a bikini; these are just some of the things that assault my pious Muslim senses during summer in the heathen West.

Every year Marisa Miller prostitutes her perfect body in provocative photographs to signal the beginning of this most sinful of seasons. This year Marisa sold her soul (and last shred of dignity) to Esquire magazine in the pictures below.

Yes nothing says summer quite like Marisa Miller flaunting her flawless body, causing men to spill their seed with sinful thoughts, and incurring the wrath of Allah with her brazen sluttery.

Marisa Miller is incredible. If she had been born a Muslim and had some more facial hair she would be perfection.

Unfortunately Marisa Miller is a kuffar, and so she shows her flawless breasts for money in pictures like the ones below. However, I just can not help but fantasize about what Marisa would look like in a tight burka out in the barn milking my goats. The thought definitely stokes a fire in my loins. If Marisa Miller would repent for her sinful kuffar ways and convert to Islam I am sure Allah would forgive her.

Martyrs receive 72 virgins who look just like Marisa Miller when they reach paradise. Just something for you guys still on the fence out there to think about. Look at these pictures of Marisa Miller’s perfect wet boobies and contemplate some targets. Allahu Akbar!

If there is one thing Marisa Miller likes to do it is show off her perfect boobs and ass. That would be fine if every man on the earth was her husband or at the very least a cousin in need of a release.

But alas most the men on earth are not even a part of Marisa Miller’s clan, which I can only assume is full of limp-wristed homoqueers for allowing a woman like Marisa Miller to prostitute herself like this.

When will you stupid infidels learn? If you do not control your women they will invariably end up like Marisa Miller, prostituting their nude bodies for money and fame. A woman’s mind and moral fortitude is too weak to pursue any other path without the strong guiding hand of man (which should be guiding them to the kitchen or to the fields for work).

Let these pictures of Marisa Miller’s naked boobs and ass from some foreign smut magazine serve as an example that women left to their own devices are incapable of moral decency. Allahu Akbar!

Marisa Miller is a model and nearly physically perfect female (except for her disgusting lack of feminine facial hair). The pictures below were taken of Marisa Miller while she was appearing on the basic cable late night talk show “Conan”.

As you can see Marisa has her tits hanging out to her off her amazing cleavage. Now the question is who or what put Marisa Miller up to doing this, and to what end?

I think the answer is obvious, it was the Jews. They obviously forced Marisa Miller to prostitute her body on national television by either taking her family hostage or by bewitching her with Jew magic. Their goal is to distract the public from the atrocities they are committing against the Palestinian people, so that they can continue to harvest Palestinian babies for their organs.

Poor Marisa Miller, her amazing cleavage is just a small part of a Zionist plot to distract the masses. Unfortunately for them their plan will not work on me, as these pictures will only distract me for 15 to 20 minutes tops before I go back to watching out for their nefarious Jew tricks.

Marisa Miller and her band of merry whores all appeared in the UK version of GQ magazine topless.

It is all part of GQ’s tribute to gratuitous almost nudity in magazines. The good people at GQ are such innovators in this field that they didn’t even bother conducting any BS interviews with the models in which they talk about how a sense of humor is the most important thing in a man. Nope just a full page of almost partial female nudity with a small bio in the upper corner, and a copy of their signature so after guys get finished beating off to them they can forge checks in their names. It doesn’t get much hotter than that.

Without further ado here is Marisa Miller & friends topless in GQ magazine.

Here are some pictures of Marisa Miller backstage at the Victoria Secret Fashion show.

My friend Ahmed was working as a grip on the show, and he shot these pics of Marisa getting ready for her big appearance. Unfortunately Ahmed is a softcore kind of guy and only shot pictures of Marisa when she was clothed. He totally failed to capture the hardcore tribadism between Marisa and the other girls that surely took place. Needless to say I beat Ahmed profusely for disappointing me.

Regardless these pics of Marisa still get the job done. Especially if you pretend that diamond hanging from her bra was stolen from some Jew during the holocaust… I’m getting hot just thinking about it.

Victoria Secret just held their annual lingerie fashion show, and once again Celeb Jihad was not invited to attend. If you are half as outraged at this snub as I was then I will need to pause for a moment to let you collect yourself…..

When are those Zionist pigs at Victoria Secret going to recognize that Celeb Jihad is the Internet’s #1 celebrity gossip site run by Islamic extremists? It can hardly be considered an “event” if we are not there to cover it!

As a showing of goodwill I have decided to post pictures from the show. But hear me Victoria Secret, if I am not invited to the next showing and given an exclusive backstage pass to the model changing area were I will be allowed to inspect how the bras and panties fit, apply baby oil, and tweak nipples, then there will be hell to pay!