The Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures we have all been dreading have leaked to the Internet, and she looks great, for a 56 year old. Playboy can only do so much with the infidel science of airbrushing, and years of Lindsay Lohan being ridden hard and put up wet can’t be erased so easily.

I have tainted this holy Muslim website by posting the Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy pictures. Those of you with an unhealthy curiosity and an iron stomach may view them below. May Allah protect you!

Before Lindsay Lohan bares her breasts in Playboy magazine next month, she appears to have unleashed them at what looks like a public pool. Kudos to Lindsay Lohan for making the sound economic decision and sunning her breasts in public like this.

If there is one thing us Muslims can not stand it is women who waste money on tanning beds. If a woman cares whether she is tan or not she is already a filthy whore and might as well sunbath nude in public like Lindsay Lohan. There is no point in throwing away money on a whore’s false modesty. Allahu Akbar!

Lindsay Lohan spent her Halloween assisting the elderly as part of her community service, by acting as a maid for Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner’s Halloween party.

As you can see in the photo above, Lindsay Lohan received a welcome surprise when her father Michael Lohan showed up out of the blue looking for a place to “hide from the cops”.

It is great to see the holidays bring families closer together like this.

The infidel press was in a tizzy yesterday over the news that skanky drug addict Lindsay Lohan has agreed to show her disease-ridden nude body in Playboy magazine.

Finally regular Americans will get to see what only a few thousand Johns and lesbians in SoCal, and anyone with a computer has seen, a naked Lindsay Lohan! In honor of the momentous occasion of Lindsay Lohan finally taking naked pictures for Playboy, here are naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan she took for free years ago.

Now remember these pics will only give us a rough idea of how Lindsay Lohan’s nude body is going to look in Playboy, she has had quite a few years of hard living since these came out so we must prepare ourselves for her to look even worse.

Lindsay Lohan emerged from long time girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s apartment late last night proudly showing that Samantha is on her period.

Lindsay has long been (what is known in lesbian slang as) a “red wing fighter pilot”. She braves wave after wave of menstrual blood when her girlfriend is on her period just to get her fix of the puss. In fact if this picture is any indication it appears that Lindsay Lohan enjoys the taste of period blood as she is quite pleased with her self.

If it is true that Lindsay Lohan has developed a taste for period blood, given her addictive personality I fully expect Lindsay to be caught going through wastebaskets in women’s restrooms looking for discarded tampons to suck on soon. When this happens remember you heard it here first!

We here at Celeb Jihad had such high hopes for Lindsay Lohan once we learned that she converted to Islam, but unfortunately her salvation was short lived as she has now become a reborn Christian.

As you can see in the picture above, Linday Lohan celebrates her relapse into heathenism by showing her bare breast while wearing a large lower case “t” (which is the sign of the Jew God Jesus).

If it was ever in doubt that Christianity is a corrupt and amoral religion that turns women into filthy drug-addicted whores, then this picture of the reborn Lindsay Lohan should put those to rest.

Thanks to Lindsay Lohan flashing her tit, Islam has once again been proven to be the one true religion! Allahu Akbar!

Reformed coke fiend, slut, and actress Lindsay Lohan is working hard to turn her life around. She is off to a good start by converting to Islam, now Lindsay just has to finish off her court ordered community service and she will be completely cured.

As you can see in the photos below, the new Muslim Lindsay Lohan is so committed to helping the homeless that she shows her tits in a see through shirt while performing community service at a homeless shelter. One can only imagine how many homeless people lives Lindsay Lohan has saved by displaying her luscious boobies like this.

These pictures of Lindsay Lohan showing her breasts to the homeless proves once and for all that Islam truly is a force for good in this world, and all those that disagree will soon die a slow painful death. Allahu Akbar!