Leighton Meester is the star of the CW show “Gossip Girl”, but if you are like me then you probably know her as the girl who was supposed to have a sex tape leak like 4 months ago.

What the hell has happened to this country, that all of a sudden celebrities can get their sex tapes blocked from the public? You know what country didn’t have any celebrity sex tapes? Nazi Germany! Think about that!

I thought this was the “land of the free”, but it seems the only freedom “the man” is interested in protecting are celebrity’s freedom to film a sex tape, and not our God (Allah) given right to pleasure ourselves to said sex tape furiously in the dark.

Anyway here are some pics of the oppressor Leighton Meester showing her bra in Rolling Stone magazine. I’d rather watch her getting railed, but I guess this will have to do for now.

In an effort to temper the fallout from the inevitable release of her sex tape. Leighton Meester straight up lies to Harper’s Bazaar magazine about it.

“[The tape] is not real,” the Gossip Girl star tells the fashion mag. “So it makes me sort of sad. It’s unfortunate that it got carried as far as it did. I definitely understand the nature of people better now and that the mere allegation of something like that could be headline news. People think it’s real because somebody says it is. By the way, [as for] me being 18 in those pictures, I don’t believe I was.”

Let us follow Leighton’s reasoning here. First she says that it is not her in the sex tape, so people will not be as interested. Fair enough, the old lie “it wasn’t me” is a great way to get out of sticky situations.

However, then Leighton gets greedy. She wants people to stop posting the pictures from the sex tape (you know the one that she says isn’t of her) so she says she is not 18 in those pictures. How stupid does she think we are?

For lying about the sex tape I am posting the screen caps from the tape. Also I want Leighton to know that when the sex tape finally comes out I will be downloading and furiously pleasuring myself to it, and there is not a damn thing she can say to stop me.

Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester’s sex tape is being shopped around Hollywood!

The video, which was apparently shot a few years ago, reportedly shows the Gossip Girl actress with her boyfriend, performing a kinky act with her feet. What that sex act is exactly is still unconfirmed, but our sources tell us that it probably is Meester repeatedly kicking her boyfriend in the balls.

This kind of behavior is to be expected of a girl who has one of the weirdest name in Hollywood.  Leighton Meester? Her name sounds like a shady law firm. I hope whoever buys the sex tape is prepared to lawyer up.