This should surprise exactly no one, as the Godless American hermaphrodite doesn’t maintain the sobriety to even burka up when it’s below 90 degrees outside, but it’s now being reported as fact. She imbibes alcohol and then goes to practice yoga. As a devout Muslim, I’m not sure which activity I should be outraged over. Drinking alcohol is expressly prohibited in the Koran, but practicing yoga is just really, really obnoxious and very 2007.
Gaga recently told the media that her diet secret was to drink a camelload of liquor, but to balance it out with workouts every day, even if she’s hungover. I can’t in good conscience recommend any Lady Gaga health or beauty tips to anyone, but I don’t think that her hard-partying, yoga-stretching way will even influence the most depraved Americans. It seems that logic dictates you examine whatever Lady Gaga does to make herself look the way she does, then go ahead and do the exact opposite in order to look healthy and attractive. Still, “Bad Romance” is stuck in my head, so kudos to Gaga on that one.
Lady Gaga sent out her annual Christmas card yesterday, and to celebrate the birth of her Jew lord she reenacted a bondage scene while flashing her shaved post-op tranny vagina.
As we have documented on this site, Lady Gaga was born an ugly man, but miraculously through the dark arts of Western medicine Gaga has transformed into an even uglier woman. Now that transformation is complete with Lady Gaga finally getting what appears to be a passable female vagina.
I get that you infidel kuffars think it is “cool” and “hip” to get your dicks cut off and balls removed and molded into a cunt, but as a Muslim I can not help but find it severely disturbing.
You can celebrate the virgin birth (*snicker) of your Jew God however you like for now, but it is only a matter of time before Islam conquers the world. Once we do, you damn well better believe you’ll be packing up those Christmas trees and Lady Gaga post-op tranny vaginas as they are offensive to Allah. Allahu Akbar!
There may have been an ulterior motive for Lady Gaga’s recent speech against Arizona’s illegal immigration crackdown. It seems the pop diva has an entire team of illegals working around the clock on her outlandish wardrobe.
“The crazy outfits don’t make themselves, and paying union wages to get them done wouldn’t be cost effective,” said a source close to Gaga who wished to remain anonymous. “She pays these Mixtecans from Mexico next to nothing.”
The source, who we met in the parking lot of a Carl’s Jr. in Camarillo, CA, also claims that the immigrants involved are being kept in deplorable conditions.
“Right now, she’s able to house them all in a urine soaked horse trailer and pay them in beans and rice,” he said. “And I’ve personally seen her smack an elderly seamstress across the face because one of her Kermit-the-Frog head dresses was the wrong shade of green.”
“It’s about control, added the source. “Gaga loves the illegals because they are too afraid to call OSHA.”
It has been almost a year since Lady Gaga accidentally showed his penis on stage during one of his concerts, and still his legions of fans have refused to accept the obvious fact that Lady Gaga is a man.
However it appears as though Lady Gaga is now finally coming clean about his sex. Lady Gaga just released this picture proving once and for all that he is a (possibly Jewish) man.
This should come as no surprise to the casual observer. Lady Gaga has all the signs of a big time tranny. He is ugly, he likes to dress up in ridiculous outfits for attention, and he loves to perform. Talk about perpetuating a stereotype!
I for one congratulate Mr Gaga for finally having the courage to admit to what he really is. Of course what Lady Gaga really is, is an abomination to nature, and Allah will surely be issuing a swift and terrible punishment.
But it takes a real man to admit when they have been wrong and take their medicine, and Lady Gaga is definitely a real man.
When Lady Gaga made her intentionally blasphemous video, “Alejandro,” I was sure Allah would want me to exact revenge. I stayed up all night with my saber by my side, hoping Allah would call on me to cut off her head. But the call never came, and the phone company says my phone is working properly, so I figured Allah must have it under control. Turns out I was right.
Allah, in his infinite wisdom, decided to pit whore against whore by using Katy Perry as his weapon against Lady Gaga. Perry recently posted the following remarks, directed at Gaga, on her Twitter account:
Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.***
It’s good to see Katy Perry sticking up for a righteous cause by putting Lady Gaga in her place. Unfortunately, when the revolution comes, she will still be put to death under sharia for being promiscuous bisexual whore. But still, nice job Katy
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Jack was a auto mechanic and he had a little cross roads garage out
in the middle of the desert. One day his friend Omar hurriedly drove
up and in a near panic said, “My camel is sick and won’t get up, can
you help me?”
Jack knew nothing about camels or doctoring, but as a friend said
he would go take a look at the camel. They quickly drove out to Omar’s
place and there in the barn yard laid the camel. Jack got out of Omars
pickup and slowly walked around the camel three times. He finally
stopped and kicked the camel hard in the gut.
The camel let a big fart and got to his feet.
Jack said, “Just what I thought, vapour-locked.”
Like any good tranny, Lady Gaga was out this weekend flashing his lady bits for all to see.
If Lady Gaga wasn’t such a butterface I’d might pound that surgically constructed va-jay-jay of his. That is assuming that Lady Gaga goes to the doctor regularly to get a few stitches put in, to keep that well used box nice and tight.
Lady Gaga is a hard guy to figure out. Sure his face isn’t that attractive, but his tits are pretty solid. His ass may be a little dumpy but nothing to turn your nose up at. What he lacks in physical appearance he definitely makes up for in outward sluttiness, which any fat girl will tell you is the great equalizer.
Check out these pictures of Lady Gaga flashing his cooch and decide for yourself if you would ram this dude. I am still on the fence myself.
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Before Lady Gaga became the professional musician that is loved the world over, she was quite the little hellcat teenager causing her parents all sorts of grief with her outrageous outfits as is evident by the picture of a teen Gaga above.
Look how she flaunts that ridiculous pink dress. Frankly she looks like a weirdo! Why doesn’t she wear some assless chaps with a pair of reindeer antlers like a normal person?
I’m sure Lady Gaga cringes when she looks back on this picture. How could she ever think something so outlandish looked good? I mean it would be one thing if the dress had the nipples cut out and was wrapped in bubble wrap, but it doesn’t. How embarrassing!
