Pop star Lady Gaga shows her nipple and dyed pink pubes in the disturbing photo above.
Like any red-blooded Muslim man I enjoy a woman with a thick patch of musty pubic hair between her legs, but by dyeing it pink Lady Gaga has disgraced and ruined what would have been a beautiful bush.
The defiling of pubic hair is a serious offense under Shariah law. Whether it be through the barbaric Western practices of shaving and waxing, or the changing of its color (as Lady Gaga has done while flashing her nipple in this photo) the Qur’an is very clear what the punishment should be… lapidation.
Lady Gaga shows her good side by sticking out her ass in a thong in the photo above.
Though almost certainly infested with AIDs and various sex weebles, Lady Gaga’s rump appears to be quite plump and sturdy.
Lady Gaga would do well putting her buttocks to good use tilling the poppy fields of virile Muslims, instead of shaking it for her millions of fugly teen girl and homoqueer fans.
Using recent advancements in computer aging technology, scientists in Tehran were able to determine what infidel pop stars will look like in the year 2045.
As you can see in the photo above, after years of being rode hard and put up wet the kuffar pop whores Britney Spears, Rihanna, and Lady Gaga will all age poorly.
One may notice that pop star Katy Perry is conspicuously missing from this picture, and that is because every computer simulation had her dying from a militant case of gonorrhea in the years 2022.
Katy Perry holds the same record as Michael Jackson for most number one singles from an album. Though Michael holds the record for most boys diddled while listening to a Katy Perry album.
Led Zeppelin, REM, and Depeche Mode have never had a number one single, Rihanna has 10. Coincidentally the same is true for STDs.
Creed has sold more records in the US than Jimi Hendrix, and they have probably gotten laid more as well.
Ke$ha’s “Tik-Tok” sold more copies than ANY Beatles single. Ke$ha should remake The Beatles’ “Abbey Road” album. I would like to see what she could do with some of those songs.
Flo Rida’s “Low” has sold 8 million copies – the same as The Beatles’ “Hey Jude”. This fact makes sense, have you ever tried to get a bitch to grind on your junk to “Hey Jude”?
The Black Eyed Peas’ “I Gotta Feeling” is more popular than any Elvis or Simon & Garfunkel song. If Elvis got f*cked by black guys like Fergie instead of f*cking them out of their music he’d have been more popular in America.
Celine Dion’s “Falling Into You” sold more copies than any Queen, Nirvana, or Bruce Springsteen record. You see what happens when you allow women to listen to music?
Same with Shania Twain’s “Come On Over”. Again, women!
Barbra Streisand has sold more records (140 million) than Pearl Jam, Johny Cash, and Tom Petty combined. You see what happens when you allow Jews to listen to music?
Bill Ray Cyrus’ album “Some Gave All,” sold more copies (20 million) than any Bob Marley album. The tragedy is that the real talent in the family, converted Muslim Miley Cyrus, has yet to do the same.
The cast of “Glee” has had more songs on the charts than The Beatles, and they are only in their 3rd season.
Justin Bieber exists.
As you can see in the video above, converted Muslim Hayden Panettiere was sexually assaulted by a giant orb who’s identity was later revealed to be infidel transvestite Lady Gaga.
A fine Muslimina like Hayden Panettiere is no doubt traumatized after being put in a bear hug, and having her pious ass spanked by a degenerate like Gaga. As proud Muslim warriors we can not sit ideally by while our women are sexual assaulted by pop star freaks like this.
That is why I am calling on all Celeb Jihadists to get to work drafting a strongly worded Fatwa to be issued against Lady Gaga on the eve of the first harvest moon. Rest assured Hayden, Gaga will pay for what she did to you. Allahu Akbar!
A new book called “Culo” is making headlines, because it appears to feature nothing but picture after picture of naked celebrity butts. With notorious whores like Fergie, Lady Gaga, and Sarah McLachlan showing their bare asses, it is hard to understand what all the fuss is about.
However, this book will serve as an excellent research tool for us Muslims when we finish our conquest of the West, and have to decide who should be stoned first. Below are all the pictures currently available online from the book “Culo”. To match the celebrity to the butt I will list them below in order of appearance:
1. Alessandra Ambrosio, 2. Bianca Balti, 3. Edyta Sliwinska, 4. Irina Shayk, 5. Kate Upton, 6. Lady Gaga, 7. Lauren Bennett, 8. Leeann Tweeden, 9. Nicole Scherzinger, 10. Pam Anderson, 11. Sarah McLachlan, 12. Fergie, 13. Stacy Keibler (with friends)
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