Jennifer Love Hewitt, who I believe is turning 56 years old today, celebrated her birthday by calling the paparazzi to her Malibu home so they could photograph her dressed up in an outfit that she thinks looks like something Lady Gaga would wear.
You know Jennifer Love Hewitt is getting old and out of touch if she thinks that outfit is even close to anything Lady Gaga would wear. Lady Gaga is much more likely to wear a leotard made out of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s pelt then 2 tutus and some pink leg warmers.
I can not wait for old lady Hewitt’s birthday costume next year. I bet she’ll come out in black face with her tits hanging out and bone through her nose and claim to be Beyonce.
The Brit Awards (the UK’s Grammys) were held last night in London, and the big winner was Lady Gaga. Not because she won 3 awards, but because she was able to flash her brand new vagina to the world.
Lady Gaga showing her vagina in England last night is ironic because just a few months ago Gaga showed her penis to a crowd at an English music festival. Obviously now that Lady Gaga has had that pesky wee-wee of her’s removed she is excited and ready to show off her new mangled vagina to anyone who can stomach looking at it.
To me it looks like a chewed up ham sandwich, but that is not bad at all for a post op snatch… or so I’ve heard.
The amazingly talented Christopher Walken recently performed a cover of the Lady Gaga hit “Poker Face”. Obviously because it is Christopher Walken his rendition of the song is a million times better than the original by Lady Gaga.
Not to be outdone Eric Cartman from the Comedy Central show “South Park” also covered Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” in a recent episode. Though he took a different artistic approach then Walken, Cartman’s version is equally brilliant and far superior to the Lady Gaga original.
See for yourself which version of “Poker Face” you think is better by watching the videos of Christopher Walken and Eric Cartman’s performances below.
Christopher Walken – Poker Face
Eric Cartman – Poker Face
Lady Gaga has contracted an embarrassing case of Crotch Spiders.
Last night while at a benefit in Ottawa supporting NHL hockey players with HIV, the singer had to cut short her performance as the tiny spiders began crawling out of her vagina at an alarming rate, covering her body with menstrual blood in the process.
“For most of the month the spiders are content to stay within the confines of her vagina,” said Doctor Cory Wouters, an expert on Crotch Spiders. “But when there is a heavy menstrual flow, the poor little guys have no where else to go.”
Added Wouters, “The lucky ones made it to her mouth.”
Wouters added that the spider’s large egg-sacks could easily be mistaken for testicles, which could explain the rumors surrounding Lady Gaga having male sex organs.”
“That, or she could just be some sort of creepy he-she tranny thing,” Dr. Wouters said.
Lady Gaga tucked her penis firmly between her legs while wearing this completely see-through dress.
Gaga the transgendered pop sensation went onstage to perform in just a transparent dress and thong. Her surgically and hormonally enhanced breasts can be clearly seen, but Lady Gaga was careful to tuck her yet to be removed penis.
Notice how Lady Gaga strikes the classic “mangina” stance when she is forced to stand up.
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Lady Gaga desperately tried to draw attention away from her penis last night at the MTV Video Music Awards.
As the pictures below show Lady Gaga really out did herself in her “don’t look at my penis campaign”. She appeared in various costumes throughout the night including dressing as a cat, a black bird, a bird’s nest, a mouse bride, and a used tampon.
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Lady Gaga clearly had something dangling between her legs at the Glastonbury festival in England. I may be wrong but it sure as hell looks like it was a penis to me.
This shouldn’t come as a big surprise to anyone. Lady Gaga is definitely ugly enough to be a tranny, and from the lyrics in her songs she is definitely slutty enough to be one as well.
Here is the video evidence for you to judge for yourself. Listen to what “it” mumbles when “it” gets off the bike. The penis makes its appearance at the 1:12 – 1:14 mark.
