Kristen Stewart brazenly flaunted her bird chest and unfeminine frame in a green bikini on the set of the new Twilight movie which I didn’t bother googling the name of.

As the pictures below show, Kristen Stewart displayed her completely unremarkable body in a skimpy bikini either for a scene in the movie, or just because she is a whore. Either way she should feel great shame, and know that Allah will surely punish her for this act of sluttery.

So enjoy being completely underwhelmed by these pictures of Kristen Stewart in a bikini on the set of the new Twilight movie, with the knowledge that Allah will certainly smite Kristen soon for her sins. Allahu Akbar!

Twilight star Kristen Stewart is nothing if not self-aware about her acting ability. She realizes that she has no talent whatsoever, and the only way she is going to continue to have a career in Hollywood is if she does a lot of nudity.

The clip below with Kristen Stewart showing her bare ass is a nice start. Unfortunately Kristen has yet to realize that her body pretty much sucks, and needs a lot of work if she is going to be parading it around naked.

Kristen Stewart’s ass is flat and flabby from a sedentary Western lifestyle were women are not even made to harvest figs, so the only way Kristen Stewart is going to get a respectable behind is with a good old fashioned Allah sanctioned squats and lunges routine.

As a typical Hollywood harlot we know Kristen will continue to prostitute her nude body on film whenever she gets the chance. Let us hope she shows the same dedication into whipping her body into something that is aesthetically pleasing, or we will be continually underwhelmed with scenes like the one above.

Kristen Stewart showed off her taut boyish frame in a bikini on the set of the new Twilight movie.

The pictures below are from the scene were Robert Pattinson’s character “Edward” realizes that Kristen Stewart character “Bella” is actually not hot, so he stops obsessing over the frumpy whore and goes and finds himself a hot piece of vampire ass.

Yes Kristen Stewart is exposing her homely unremarkable body for the world to see in these bikini pictures from the new Twilight movie. Please view them with the appropriate level of disinterest. Allahu Akbar!

We have just obtained this exclusive security camera footage of Twilight actress Kristen Stewart trying to give an older man a lap dance.

Many have speculated how Kristen Stewart, a relatively unknown actress, was able to land the starring role in the Twilight movie saga. I think we just found the answer.

I believe this video to be from Kristen Stewart’s audition for the role of “Bella” in the Twilight movies, and she comes off as an even bigger whore than I would have thought.

Her foul mouth prattles on about how older guys make her wet as she sits with her legs spread eagle in front of the producer. When the producer tries to get a little role play going by hinting that she should pretend she is 15 years old, Kristen Stewart misinterprets him and thinks he is a cop.

They go off camera were I can only assume they work it out and Kristen gives him a blowjob. The rest as they say is movie history, but don’t take my word for it see for yourself in the video below.

Twihards around the world moistened their collective panties yesterday over this supposed candid picture of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart kissing.

This was an epic moment in the lives of many sad lonely girls because it confirmed once and for all that the long suspected romance between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is in fact real… or is it?

How anyone could ever think that two blatant homosexuals like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart could be dating is beyond me, but I have long ago stopped trying to figure out the minds of women because the Qur’an clearly states that they do not have one.

I believe this picture of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart was clearly staged. They have been each other’s “beards” for a long time now, and people were starting to get suspicious, so they had to show some PDA (public display of affection).

However, anyone who has seen the Twilight movies can tell you Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can not act worth a lick, and they have absolutely no sexual chemistry. So for them to pull off a kiss that is even remotely convincing they would have to do it at night, and have it photographed with what appears to be a cheap disposable camera from about 600 yards away.

Nice try Robert and Kristen but I have the truth of Allah in me (praise be to his name), and I can see when two fruits are trying to pull the wool over my eyes. You will burn in the eternal hellfire for your sick homo ways, and no amount of fake hetero tongue wrestling will save you. Allahu Akbar!

I’ve always seen Kristen Stewart as an asexual pale blob who did not require a burka because she lacked any sex appeal. That is why I was shocked and greatly disturbed when I saw these down blouse pictures of Kristen Stewart shamelessly flaunting her cleavage.

If Kristen Stewart is going to run around bent over showing her tits to the world, I demand she be forced into a burka immediately. I know Kristen is desperate to draw attention to her little satanic vampire movie, but she is crossing a line by whoring her bosom out like this.

See for yourself Kristen Stewart shameless act of depravity as she bends over to display her fleshy white chesticles in the pictures below.

Twilight star Kristen Stewart has confirmed that she is Robert Pattinson’s beard. For those who do not know a “beard” is a girl who serves as a gay man’s companion to hide his sexual orientation.

The startling revelation comes just one week after Robert Pattinson slipped up and admitted to Details magazine that he is “allergic to vagina”. In a move to save his considerable female fan base Robert Pattinson tried to use his trusty beard Kristen Stewart once again saying “It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes. We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans”. He then went on to blame the fans for him failing to consummate the relationship adding “how am I to be expected to penetrate a vagina when we have fans all over the place?”

For her part Kristen Stewart has finally come to the realization that she is just Robert Pattinson’s beard saying “I guess that explains the strap-on and our role playing games were he calls me ‘Frank’.”