Kobe Bryant is being unfairly attacked by the Zionist media simply for remarking that an NBA official is a “f*cking f*ggot”.

First, how do we know that the NBA official is not a “f*cking f*ggot”? Has anyone even bothered proving that this man does not suck c*ck before lynching Kobe in the papers? Even if this referee is straight, I don’t see what the big deal is. It is not like Kobe accused the man of eating swine or even worse being a Jew.

Not only is Kobe Bryant being attacked by the mainstream media, but a gay group called “GLAAD” has issued a statement against Kobe with a hateful racial slur. GLAAD, or “Gays Licking Asshole And Dick”, is a militant homoqueer rights group that threatens all those who oppose the gay agenda. In a statement overheard in a men’s room a GLAAD representative said, “The NBA must now take action. No matter the intent, slurs like this fuel intolerance… Kobe is a n*gger.” Which was followed by some gargling sounds and moans.

No response yet from Kobe Bryant.

This is Amber from Dallas, TX and apparently she is Kobe Bryant’s secret girlfriend. People that know her in Dallas say that Kobe has been banging her for months, sending her sexual texts, and even flew her out to LA for a few Lakers’ games.

Amber does look like Kobe’s type, that is to say a completely average looking white girl. Maybe Kobe thought if he took this frumpy girl as his mistress it would be easier to keep secret.

If this affair gets confirmed Kobe better be ready to take his wife jewelry shopping. After that whole rape thing Kobe gave his wife a 8-carat purple diamond ring worth about $4 million. I wonder how much she will charge him for Amber?