In a fashion faux pas Kim Kardashian accidentally wore the same outfit as Shamu to the LA premiere of the new controversial documentary film “Blackfish”.
Kim Kardashian added further to her embarrassment when she was shocked to find out that “Blackfish” is not a documentary about her gay fish fiance Kanye West, but rather killer whales in captivity at SeaWorld.
While no one wants to be compared to an enormous 10 tonne beast that stinks like fish, and is known for ferociously swallowing seamen… We hope Shamu will forgive us for asking who wore it better, Kim Kardashian or Shamu?
The Qur’an teaches us that the more mass an object has the more force that is required to get that object in motion. That is why Kim Kardashian rarely gets off her enormous duff as the amount of effort needed for her to waddle out into the world is incredible.
However, as you can see in the photos below, Walmart must have been having a sale on black cock this weekend because Kim Kardashian actually took her gigantic tits and ass out.
Kim Kardashian’s bulbous sex organs certainly appear to be testing the elasticity of her clothing’s fabric. If one of those Chinese kids ever miss a stitch on one of Kim’s outfits the resulting blubber spill out would no doubt cause significant property damage, and loss of life.
This weekend porn star Kim Kardashian posted more Photoshoped fake candid pictures to her Instagram in an effort to prove she isn’t disgustingly fat.
As you can see in the series of photos above, Kim Kardashian and her friend “Blac Chyna” (I kid you not that is her name) show off their bulbous asses and remarkably narrow waists in yoga pants.
However, on closer examination of the first 2 photos, you can clearly see by the warping off the door frame and tile where Kim’s Photoshop team modified the pics to eliminate her bulging rolls of semen stained fat. In fact the 3rd photo in this series appears to be the only authentic picture of the bunch.
Fat porn star Kim Kardashian eats rapper Nicki Minaj’s hair in the disturbing photo above.
Is there any part of a black person Kim Kardashian won’t put in her slutty mouth? Granted Kim probably heard that Nicki Minaj’s hair tastes like watermelon, but watermelon is just the name of the horse Nicki’s hair dresser buys her weaves from.
Yes Kim Kardashian is certainly a foul hoe. One can only hope that Kim chokes to death while trying to hack up a nappy ass afro hair ball.
Hollywood is nothing but a vile cesspool of sex, and every so often this horrible truth is revealed in form of a celebrity sex tape.
Below are the top 15 celebrity sex tape videos ever released. Finally the true nature of the entertainment industry can be viewed in all its degenerate glory.
#15 Mimi Macpherson
Mimi Macpherson is a famous Australian “environmentalist”, and the younger sister of super model Elle Macpherson. She is also a tremendous whore, as you can see in the video below. Of course her one redeeming quality is that she appears to have a thick musty pubic bush, but after seeing this sex tape that won’t be enough to save her from a mujahideen stoning squad.
#14 Paris Hilton
You might be surprised to learn that Paris Hilton has 2 sex tapes. The video below is the less known one, because she doesn’t actually have sex in it. It is just a lot of dry humping, and some vagina flashing.
#13 Pamela Anderson & Brett Michaels
This Pamela Anderson sex tape with Poison frontman Brett Michaels appears to have been recorded off of a dirty VHS tape playing on a crappy TV.
#12 Gena Lee Nolin
I don’t know what is more disturbing, the gap between Baywatch star Gena Lee Nolin’s boobs, or the pedophile in the dress shirt she is banging… just kidding its definitely the gap between her boobs.
#11 Colin Farrell & Nicole Narain
Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain and actor Colin Farrell f*ck in this sex tape video. Now this is what I call a “black Irish”. *badum tish
#10 Keeley Hazell
English glamor model Keeley Hazell’s sex tape starts out well enough with her doing an adequate job sucking some dick. However, the last half of this video is just man ass bouncing up and down. Move the camera to the side you stupid bitch!
#9 Carolyn Murphy
Model Carolyn Murphy appears to be hopped up on Molly as she dances around like a retard, before riding a dick in this sex tape.
#8 Katie Price
Busty British model and reality TV star Katie Price gets f*cked with a vibrator, a dick, and a foot in this sex tape. Too bad the guy didn’t stick an IED up her snatch this could have been #1.
#7 Jenna Lewis
Jenna Lewis is a reality TV star from the first season of “Survivor”. In this video Jenna demonstrates the survival skills she learned on the show, as she procures vital nutrients from a man’s nut sack.
#6 Paris Hilton
This is the famous Paris Hilton sex tape, cleverly titled “One Night In Paris”. A little known fact about this sex tape is that it was actually filmed in a Marriott hotel room. What a kinky slut!
#5 Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee
In the first really big celebrity sex tape ever to be released, Pamela Anderson is filmed sucking and f*cking Tommy Lee’s average-sized (by Muslim standards) manhood while on their honeymoon.
#4 Kendra Wilkinson
In this sex tape Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson has sex with some Gomer looking retard (probably in exchange for meth) in his Mom’s trailer.
#3 Abi Titmuss
English actress and model Abi Titmuss has a threesome and dykes out with multiple women, including “Michonne” from AMC’s “Walking Dead”, in the sex tape video below.
#2 Miss Universe
A man (probably Muslim) bangs Miss Universe Trinidad and Miss Universe Japan in the ass in this epic threesome sex tape.
#1 Kim Kardashian
What can be said about this Kim Kardashian and Ray J sex tape which hasn’t already been said about a couple of baboons banging at the zoo? It is just a shame that the baboons don’t film it, and then pitch a reality show to E!. They could certainly give the Kardashians a run for their money.
Kim Kardashian flaunts her cleavage in these busty photos from her engagement party.
As you can see in the photos below, Kim Kardashian tried to make this engagement party a classy affair by singing gypsy tunes with her mother/pimp (here), getting drunk and telling her fiance Kanye West how many men she’s been with (here), and only brazen flaunting her breasts once (here).
All in all Kim was definitely on her best behavior. We will see if it will carry over to Kim’s chicken and waffle themed bachelorette party, being hosted in the Los Angeles Lakers’ locker room.