Times are tough for Kim Kardashian as public opinion of her has been steadily declining since her sham wedding then divorce from Kris Humphries.
Ever the multi-tasker, Kim Kardashian tweeted the above pic of her saggy tits in a pushup bra to combat the bad press, and troll for new black dick.
This PR stunt by Kim will certainly go over well in the heathen Western world, as the infidels love slutty pics shared on social media. Whether this bold move of showing tits instead of ass will score her another black guy is yet to be seen.
Santa Claus was rushed to the emergency room yesterday after Kim Kardashian completely shattered his pelvis when she sat on his lap.
Santa is in stable condition but will require surgery to insert a steel rod into his abdomen after Kim Kardashian’s gigantic ass pulverized his pelvic bone. Santa is expected to make a full recovery in 6 to 8 months.
However, there was more bad news for Santa as doctors discovered that Kim’s ass juices had also transmitted a nasty case of gonorrhea, and gotten him pregnant with Kobe Bryant’s baby.
There are a lot of rumors surrounding the reason behind Kim Kardashian ending her marriage to Kris Humphries after just 72 days. Some say that the marriage was a sham for money and publicity, others that Kris was too controlling of Kim, but clearly the most probable reason for the divorce is that Kim Kardashian thinks Kris Humphries is just “too damn white”.
Before Kim would even consider dating Kris he had to assure her that he was simply “light skinned” and not a white guy. The fact that he played basketball and was inattentive to her needs helped him pull off the illusion. The first red flag for Kim came when Kris proposed to her. What self-respecting black man would willingly enter into a commitment like marriage without the need to reduce child support payments to his baby mama?
Kim Kardashian ignored this early warning sign and continued on with the wedding. Unfortunately this was just the beginning of Kris’ whiteness rearing its ugly head. During their honeymoon phase Kris acted especially white, he was thoughtful and appeared to be enjoying himself while spending time with Kim, to her dismay.
However, the last straw for Kim came 2 days ago when Kris had sex with her in the missionary position, (instead of the usual doggystyle) and he actually seemed to like it. It was then that Kim finally came to the horrible realization that she had married a honky. Disgusted with herself she rushed to file for divorce yesterday morning.
Afters years of prostituting her disgusting feminine curves for fame and fortune, Kim Kardashian has finally wised up and put on a burka. As you can see in the photo above Kim Kardashian has opted for the highly fashionable 2012 black (there is a shock) model.
Obviously that half breed husband of Kim’s has been a good influence, but I am afraid this is a case of too little too late. Kim Kardashian should know that nothing short of taking her own life with a dull spoon will make up for her being caught on tape getting banged by a degenerate like “Ray J”.
I’m afraid putting Kim Kardashian in a burka is like polishing the brass on the Titanic. When she meets the iceberg of Islamic justice, that bitch is still going down. Allahu Akbar!
America’s sweetheart Kim Kardashian has announced that she has received the terrifying news that she has been diagnosed with malignant ass cancer.
As you can see in the photo above Kim Kardashian bravely points out the large tumorous mass on the x-ray of her ass. Doctors have told Kim, that though it is one of the largest malignant ass tumors they have encounter, it is not inoperable and they have given Kim good odds of coming through the operation cancer free.
However, Kim has rejected treatment and flatly refused to consider getting her ass tumor removed. Apparently Kim feels life just isn’t worth living if she does not have an abnormally huge ass. Kim’s sister Khloe summed up her sister’s opinion,
“Can you imagine Kim Kardashian being able to eat at ‘Waffle House’ without armed guards keeping the patrons at bay? Kim doesn’t want to live in a world like that, and I wouldn’t either!”
With her ass cancer going untreated doctors give Kim just 3 months to live, less if Islam conquers America before then. Allahu Akbar!
Recently In Touch magazine published a cover story claiming that Kim Kardashian had a 5-month affair with self-proclaimed NFL star (he has only played in 2 games in 5 seasons) Bret Lockett.
Since Kim is a whore and Bret is black it was extremely reasonable for In Touch to believe Bret’s story even though he could not provide any details about how they would meet. Later Bret admitted he has never actually met Kim Kardashian in person.
Quite an embarrassment for In Touch magazine. That is why when we were approached by a man named Leroy AKA “Dat Nigga Tootie” outside a gas station, who claimed to have “f*cked dat Kardashian bitch in her fat ass” we checked out his story thoroughly.
First we examined his skin and it appears to be black so that checks out. Then we questioned Leroy on how he met Kim Kardashian, and he explained,
“Dat bitch horny for dis dick. She come by the hood and smoke some weed and me and my boys run a train on dat ass.”
So you are saying that Kim Kardashian drives into the ghetto and gets gang-banged in exchange for low grade weed behind her fiance’s back?
“Yes sireee!”
That sounds like Kim Kardashian alright.
“Word”
Pretty damning stuff for Kim! Let us see how she responds and if her fiance Kris Humphries will continue to go ahead with marrying her now that this has come to light.
Porn star Kim Kardashian isn’t the innocent girl she likes to pretend to be.
Sure she released a sex tape, posed for Playboy, and has had more black guys stuffed inside of her than Rikers island, but that hasn’t stopped Kim Kardashian from cultivating a “good girl” image in the mainstream media which has allowed her to make millions of dollars in endorsement deals.
Hopefully all that is is about to change with the video below. In the video not only does Kim shows off her enormous ass crack to her mom and sisters, but she also tries on various “sexy” outfits for her initiation gang bang into the LA street gang known as “the bloods” (which she passes as she is wearing the gang’s color red in the last scene).
As you can see Kim Kardashian is nothing but a filthy Armenian whore, and it is about time she brought to justice under Sharia law. Allahu Akbar!
