Below are some behind the scenes photos from Kim Kardashian’s recent thong bikini beach photo shoot.
It is amazing to see how much effort goes into trying to capture Kim Kardashian’s engorged hindquarters on film. For in the 2nd photo it appears as though the noxious fumes emanating from Kim’s ass knock over the assistant in pink (and possibly infected her with AIDS).
While in the 3rd photo the male assistant must constantly spray Kim’s booty down with a concoction of liquid jobs and paternal responsibility to keep any blacks in the vicinity from trying to “holla” at Kim while they are working.
Yes, as these behind the scenes pics show photographing Kim Kardashian’s ass in a thong bikini is a daunting and dangerous task.
Kim Kardashian was caught squeezing another black thing up her bloated backside, however this time it was a ill-fitting bikini bottom.
As you can see in the photos below, Kim Kardashian’s ass and tits hangs out of her bikini as she takes in some sun while on vacation in Thailand. Kim is showing enough ass crack to make a plumber blush. It is just a shame that a virile Muslim was not around to teach Kim a lesson by plungering her rectum and snaking her septic system.
Clearly Kim Kardahian feels comfortable putting her sex organs on display in this small bikini because Thailand is a degenerate country known for sex tourism. When our mighty Islamic war caravan rides through Southeast Asia, we will punish the Thai people for their immorality by taking all their best lady boys and turning them into holy Muslim bacha bazi (dancing boys).
Kim Kardashian approximates the size of her gaping vagina (pic) while showing massive amounts of cleavage in the photos below.
Only in the degenerate West would a mudshark like Kim Kardashian be allowed to brazenly flaunt her tit mounds with impunity while out shopping for her favorite perfume “Eau de Watermelon”.
Yes in the civilized Islamic world if a woman dared to dress as Kim Kardashian is in these photos she would at the very least be harassed and beaten, and at best be brutally gang banged and then stoned. It is a little something called maintaining a standard of decency. I suggest you infidels consider it before your society goes completely down the toilet.
Kim Kardashian just posted these photos on Instagram of her squeezing her bloated frame into her little sister Kylie Jenner’s bikini… In a related story Kylie Jenner now has AIDS.
As you can see in the photo below of Kylie wearing the bikini after Kim, the swimsuit is completely stretched out, and the bottoms are now filled with more than the usual amount of dried black guy splooge.
No doubt the next member of the Kardashian clan to take pics in this bikini will be Kylie’s “father” Bruce Jenner… In a related story Kylie and Kim’s mother Kris also tried this bikini out, but found it too constricting on her big balls and shaft.
In a fashion faux pas Kim Kardashian accidentally wore the same outfit as Shamu to the LA premiere of the new controversial documentary film “Blackfish”.
Kim Kardashian added further to her embarrassment when she was shocked to find out that “Blackfish” is not a documentary about her gay fish fiance Kanye West, but rather killer whales in captivity at SeaWorld.
While no one wants to be compared to an enormous 10 tonne beast that stinks like fish, and is known for ferociously swallowing seamen… We hope Shamu will forgive us for asking who wore it better, Kim Kardashian or Shamu?
The Qur’an teaches us that the more mass an object has the more force that is required to get that object in motion. That is why Kim Kardashian rarely gets off her enormous duff as the amount of effort needed for her to waddle out into the world is incredible.
However, as you can see in the photos below, Walmart must have been having a sale on black cock this weekend because Kim Kardashian actually took her gigantic tits and ass out.
Kim Kardashian’s bulbous sex organs certainly appear to be testing the elasticity of her clothing’s fabric. If one of those Chinese kids ever miss a stitch on one of Kim’s outfits the resulting blubber spill out would no doubt cause significant property damage, and loss of life.