We all know Kendra Wilkinson from her days as a high-class prostitute to the sultan of skanks, Hugh Hefner, but did you know that she also dances for money on the show Dancing with the Stars?
Correction: danced for money, because last night the judges wisely kicked her off the show.
You see, Kendra is married to Hank Baskett who is a “free agent” in the NFL, aka unemployed. And even though we all know it is a man’s duty to support his wives, he chose to force Kendra into slave labor rather than get a real job. Pathetic.
The 25-year-old told People magazine about her disappointment in having to go back to her lazy husband. “I’m going to miss the glamorous life – the best hair and makeup, the best costumes, the best partner.”
Things that she should have been provided by her husband. But when asked for a response, Hank replied that he is proud of his wife and her strength— dangerous accolades to give any woman, as they should remain humble and loyal. “I give her props,” he explained. “I told her that the best thing about it is she showed the world how incredible of a woman she is.”
Let this be a lesson ladies: If you want a husband who will provide for you, make sure you don’t choose one who is as much of a pussy as Hank Baskett.
We have just received exclusive video of the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape.
I have to admit I am devastated. I was still clinging to the hope that Kendra was being setup, and her public image of pious and obedient wife was who she really was.
After watching the following video from Kendra’s sex tape (repeatedly) I have come to the sad conclusion that Kendra is no better than a common gutter whore, and it pains me to say that.
Kendra’s sex tape is aptly titled “Kendra Exposed”. This video certainly does expose Kendra as a dirty little whore, but don’t take my word for it, check out the exclusive video from Kendra’s sex tape below and see for yourself.
See the Full Tape Here
Wow I had to see it with my own eyes to believe it, but Kendra Wilkinson does in fact have a sex tape.
I was a big fan of Kendra’s show on the E!, and I am absolutely shocked that this woman who comes off as an angel of virtue and obedient wife would ever partake in sex outside of wedlock, let alone have it filmed. I can not help but feel that I was mislead when watching Kendra play the role of dutiful wife to her powerful husband Hank, when all along she had a checkered past as a sinful slut.
Well now there is only one thing left to do. Hank and the males in Kendra’s clan must tie her to a wooden stake in the town square and light her on fire. It is the only way to appease Allah, and for Kendra to learn that making sex tapes is wrong.
See for yourself the damning evidence of Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape in these photo stills from the video.
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A mandatory evacuation order is now in effect for anything living in the vicinity of Kendra Wilkinson vagina, officials announced on Wednesday.
The order, which was given due to the impending birth of Kendra’s child, is expected to affect more than 50 billion viral and bacterial residents of the vagina and countless other parasitic insects in the surrounding area.
“Anything that stays in that vagina is dead,” said a federal health official who wished to remain nameless. “When that baby hits, the whole area is going to be torn to smithereens.”
Previously, Kendra’s vagina was considered one of America’s pristine wetlands. But years of drilling and overuse have left it in shambles. It is feared that this birth may damage the vagina beyond repair, rendering the entire area worthless.
