By Muhammad’s beard this is shocking! Vile gutter skank Taylor Swift has decided to wear a burka. Not only that but Taylor appears to have convinced fellow inbred country whore Kellie Pickler to do the same.

The power of Allah truly is great if he has lead a committed cock jockey like Taylor Swift into a life of purity and obedience to Islam.

Though this is as attractive as I’ve ever seen Taylor Swift look. I can’t help but wish she had some sort of veil covering her nose and mouth. She would look so much hotter if just her eyes were showing. And yes I know what you are thinking “typical guy”.

Insallah this is the first step in Taylor Swift and Kellie Pickler continuing down the path to Islam. However, they have a long way to go and much prostrating to do if they want their souls to escape the eternal hellfire. Allahu Akbar!

Former American Idol finalist, Kellie Pickler, has revealed that she has been dating Kid Rock for more than a year, but the couple have managed to keep their relationship a secret from the media.

The romance between Kid Rock and Pickler is “the worst kept secret in Nashville” according to a country music insider. Yet their fans were completely unaware, and many have expressed shock about what they consider an odd couple.

“I would have never guess these two would hook up in a million years” said JoAnna Lee Dean of Huntington, Ala. JoAnna went on to say, “I mean he is poor white trash from Michigan and she is poor white trash from North Carolina. What could they possibly have in common? For their sake I hope they can overcome their vast cultural differences, but I don’t see it working out.”