It is that magical time of the year again, were Christians celebrate the birth of their hippie Jew God Jesus by exchanging shoddily made in China consumer products.

To counteract this shameful consumerist aspect of the holiday, below are the top 10 photos of celebrities truly exemplifying the Christmas spirit of giving by whoring their bodies in slutty Santa outfits.

#10 Ariana Grande

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Ariana forget her Santa hat, but she remembered her giant phallic symbol candy cane while in her red sequin slut suit.

#9 Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron Santa outfit

Disney star Dove Cameron may have just turned 18, but her clothes are already falling off of her nubile body. No doubt this Christmas strumpet parks herself right under the mistletoe.

#8 Victoria Justice

Victoria Justice Santa outfit

Nothing says Christmas quite like black leather hooker boots and candy cane striped booty shorts, as Victoria Justice opens her mouth wide and signals that she wants one naughty elf for each side of her, for a sex position known as a “Santa’s sleigh”.

#7 Kendall Jenner

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Of course as a member of the vile gypsy scum Kardashian clan, Kendall Jenner celebrates Kwanza instead of Christmas. Though that won’t stop Kendall from gifting this slutty Santa lingerie outfit to her father, transsexual Olympian Bruce Jenner.

#6 Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift Santa outfit

Taylor Swift was extra good this year, so that Santa would bring her what she really wants… more Victoria’s Secret model pussy to munch on.

#5 Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Mary Elizabeth Winstead Santa outfit

“Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” star Mary Elizabeth Winstead shows off her long legs in this extremely short Santa dress. It is just too bad there wasn’t a pious Muslim around when this photo was taken, for he would have shoved that giant candy cane right up Mary’s chimney… curved side first.

#4 Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez Santa outfit

Selena Gomez also shows off her legs while in a short Santa dress. However, Selena does it while singing “Feliz Navidad” before starting her donkey show in Tijuana.

#3 Maitland Ward

Maitland Ward Santa outfit

Former “Boy Meets World” and current professional attention whore, Maitland Ward shows off her hard nipples and ample cleavage in this chilly Santa outfit.

#2 Katy Perry

Katy Perry Santa outfit

Katy Perry shows off her Xmas ass or “Xmass” in this upskirt slutty Santa outfit.

#1 Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Santa outfit

It should come as no surprise that this photo of Miley Cyrus in a Xmas red leotard twerking her ass on a crackhead Santa would be our #1 photo. For no one is more full of the Christmas spirit then Miley, as she has her stocking stuffed, halls decked, bells jingled, and chimney plugged with nutmeg all year long.

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Katy Perry takes the phrase “down under” too literal, as she airs out her stinking barren cock box while in a tight bikini in the photos below from Sydney, Australia.

Clearly Katy Perry is enjoying her time spreading her legs in Australia, as her hard nipples are visible through her pinkish purple bikini top in many of these photos. It is just a shame that one of Australia’s numerous dangerously deadly wildlife did not viciously attack Katy for this barren display of sluttery.

Yes nothing would have been more fitting than if a dingo leaped from water, and savagely gnawed off Katy Perry’s lady bits as she flaunted them on the edge of this boat. Hell even a koala pummeling Katy with a stick of bamboo would have been a welcome (not to mention adorable) sight.


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Is there anything more offensive to Islam and deserving of our scorn then a woman’s sinful bulbous breasts? The answer is of course no, that is why we have compiled the video above of Hollywood harlots brazenly flaunting this most haram of female body parts.

Yes celebrities never stop exposing their blasphemous tit meat for the profit of the Zionist entertainment machine. Seeing all the big bouncing boobies in this video, has caused my pious Muslim loins to become rigid and froth with righteous indignation.

Rest assured that when us powerful Muslims finally conquer the West we will turn all these disgusting celebrity chesticles into beautifully ornate sacks, fill them with dried figs, and hang them from the humps of our camels. Only then will they finally serve a useful purpose and be pleasing on the eye.

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Katy Perry just posted this selfie laying in bed in a dark purple silk lace trimmed nightie to her Twitter.

It is obvious from this Katy Perry nightie selfie that she is in heat, and desperately wants a virile Muslim man to slither his enormous tunic snake up her tit valley and drench her doe-eyed face with his man venom. Unfortunately for Katy she is far from halal, as she spent the day in Australia prostituting her long legs and bare midriff in a slutty romper in the photos below.


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If Katy Perry wants to know the unimaginable pleasure that comes with sexual servitude to a powerful Muslim then she must cleanse her body by wearing the burka, and her soul by wearing the martyr vest. For only in martyr’s paradise will Katy finally be able to have her intense carnal desires satisfied with a good hard Muslim deep-dicking.

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Katy Perry drops down, bends over, and prays to Allah while performing in concert in the GIF above.

This Katy Perry GIF is a testament to the almighty power of Allah. For if a hopeless degenerate slut like Katy Perry can be so overcome by his greatness that she begins praying in the middle of one her heathen sex shows, then there is no denying that Allah is the one true God.

Of course if Katy Perry wants to be a true Muslim then she must atone for the sins of her past. In Katy’s case her sins are vast and slutty, so the only way to make amends is through the cleansing act of martyrdom. Yes when Katy Perry puts on the martyr vest and walks into that crowded Tel Aviv marketplace all her years of whoring for the Zionist music industry will be wiped clean, and she will be welcomed into paradise were she will service the manhoods of us pious Muslims for all eternity. Truly Islam is a beautiful and forgiving religion.

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Pop star Katy Perry subconsciously jerks off a phallic shaped award while giving an interview in the GIF above.

Like all infidel women Katy Perry is in a constant state of sexual arousal, as the infidel man’s pathetically small genitals can never properly satisfy their sinful desires. Add to this the fact that the West follows the reckless and barbaric practice of not circumcising their women, and it should come as no surprise that Katy Perry and her fellow kuffar sluts are constantly horny and struggle to contain their insatiable carnal desires.

In fact, Katy Perry actually shows great restraint in this GIF by only jerking this award off (and possibly cupping its balls), for clearly Katy is fighting her innate instinct to start sucking this award deep before shoving it right up her snatch. However, if this were an Oscar it is doubtful that Katy Perry would have been able to resist.