Below are the top 12 slutty celebrity social media pictures of the week.


#12 Katherine Webb


Katherine Webb


Katherine Webb shows some cleavage on Instagram. I guess she wasn’t told that a new college football season started, and no one gives a crap about her anymore.



#11 McKayla Maroney


McKayla Maroney


17-year-old Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney shows off how good her butt looks in high heels and skinny jeans. Personally I think it would look better pulling a plow in my poppy fields.



#10 Vanessa Hudgens


Vanessa Hudgens


Vanessa Hudgens stands at the edge of cliff with no intention of jumping… what a cock tease.



#9 Jennette McCurdy


Jennette McCurdy


Nickelodeon star and mudshark Jennette McCurdy shows off a tight dress that she won’t be fitting into soon when she becomes a single mother.



#8 Kendall Jenner


Kendall Jenner


Kendall Jenner sits on the windowsill of a crack house waiting for her ghetto prince charming to come and tap her ass on video, so that she can be a superstar like her big sister Kim.



#7 Miley Cyrus


Miley Cyrus


Muslimina Miley Cyrus doing her hilarious impersonation of a Western meth whore.



#6 Britney Spears


Britney Spears


Britney Spears tucks her thick meaty cock between her legs for this bikini pic.



#5 McKayla Maroney


McKayla Maroney


McKayla Maroney posing in a bikini by a pool with some friends, only one of which is plow-worthy (#4)… and I mean that in every sense of the word.



#4 Ashley Benson


Ashley Benson


“Spring Breakers” star Ashley Benson contemplates String Theory and the Multiverse while showing some deep cleavage.



#3 Taylor Swift


Taylor Swift


Taylor Swift and her girlfriend jump for joy in bikinis because they are f*cking dykes and probably just got a new double-sided dildo.



#2 Anastasia Ashley


Anastasia Ashley


Pro surfer Anastasia Ashley walks the streets of Spanish Harlem with her ass cheeks hanging out the bottom of her jean shorts in the hopes of riding the famous Puerto Rican rape wave.



#1 McKayla Maroney


McKayla Maroney


McKayla Maroney displays her barely illegal cleavage while smiling at a butterfly as Muhammad smiles down upon her fresh taut nubile body.


Katherine Webb naked


The above naked photo of Miss Alabama Katherine Webb from the nude portion of the Miss America pageant has just leaked to the Web.


Katherine Webb caught the American public’s eye while watching her boyfriend (Alabama quarterback A.J. McCarron) at the BCS national championship game when commentator Brent Musburger repeatedly fawned over her beauty and remarked how much he would like to sodomize her.


Infidel men like Brent Musburger probably find Katherine Webb attractive because her strong masculine jawline reminds them of the truckers they like to suck off in gas station restrooms.


Us Muslims find nothing about this Katherine Webb naked picture appealing, and think the whole practice of beauty pageants for women are offensive. Women should only be judged on their capacity for reproduction (hip width) and usefullness for field work (a robust build with a strong posterior chain).


If aesthetics simply must come in to play when evaluating a woman, then the quantity and lushness of her body hair is the only feature that matters, and according to this naked picture of Katherine Webb she has none. Gross!