Taylor Swift gave a speech today to quell the controversy swirling around pictures of her partying with a guy in a giant swastika t-shirt. The following is the transcript from Taylor’s speech (or it may be Hitler’s speech to the Reichstag in 1939).

Europe will not have peace until the Jewish question has been disposed of. The world has sufficient capacity for settlement, but we must finally break away from the notion that a certain percentage of the Jewish people are intended, by our dear God, to be the parasitic beneficiary of the body, and of the productive work, of other peoples.

Unfortunately just as Swift was getting into her speech and banging the podium, rapper Kanye West interrupted her and grabbed the mic and said.

“Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, but Hitler was one of the best Nazis of all time! One of the best Nazis of all time!”

Kanye is such a bastard!

Was Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the VMAs staged?

It turns out both artists have the same agent, David Wirtschafter. Not only that but David Wirtschafter is also 50 Cents agent.

If you remember, a year ago there was a beef between 50 Cent and Kanye West right before their albums dropped. 50 Cent said he would retire if Kanye sold more albums then him because Kanye’s music is garbage. Later both artists admitted the “beef” was staged to promote their album releases.

So Kanye and Wirtschafter have faked a controversy in the past to help promote another artist who he represents. Also isn’t it a little suspicious that Kanye was flaunting that Hennessey bottle all night to show that he was getting drunk?

Celebrities are a big business people. Almost everything is controlled. There is just too much money involved.

Celeb Jihad has obtained the exclusive audio of President Barack Obama calling Kanye West a “n-word” for interrupting Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech during the VMAs.

The audio was recorded just before Obama went on camera to do an interview with CNBC. Before the interview began, Obama was asked about Kanye and said “I thought that was really inappropriate,” then added, “He’s a jackass.”

Here is that audio:

But Obama was not done there. While reporters kept recording Obama proceeded to go all “hood” as he let loose a string of profanities and racial slurs towards the rapper. Repeatedly calling Kanye a “house n-word”.

We have the exclusive audio of that tirade here:

Kanye West is at it yet again! This time he is traveling through time and interrupting historical moments. Kanye West is really giving gay fish a bad name.

Kanye West strikes again upstaging Patrick Swayze’s death! In a move that shocked onlookers, the hip-hop superstar interrupted the dying Swayze just as he started his goodbye speech to the world.

Kanye just could not contain himself and had to point out that though he likes Patrick Swayze’s death, Michael Jackson’s death was much better.

Taylor Swift owes Kanye West an apology. Last night at the MTV Video Music Awards Taylor Swift was given Beyonce’s award for “Best Female Video”, and refused to acknowledge the mistake. Courageously Kanye West jumped on stage and heroically wrestled the mic away from the 19-year-old hellcat.

Kanye decried MTV’s horrible mistake saying, “Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time … one of the best videos of all time!”

Sorry Kanye but to say Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” is one of the best videos of all time is a gross understatement. That video is the single greatest achievement in the history of the world (and probably the whole universe).

Beyonce in a leotard doing a dance created by someone else back in the 70’s touched my soul like nothing ever has before! Not to mention the video is shot in black and white! Everyone knows anything shot in black and white is super artistic. Oh and don’t even get me started on the song! The repeated shouting of “All my single ladies!” is one of the most moving bits of music ever made period!

Beyonce not winning for “Best Female Video” was like 9/11ing the Holocaust. Kanye was the only person brave enough to take a stand, and for this he should be praised. Not only that but Taylor Swift was totally calling Kanye the N-word with her eyes. I demand that Taylor Swift apologizes to Kanye for acting like a spoiled self-entitled racist last night.

Will.I.Am isn’t content to let Kanye West keep the gay fish all to himself. The Black Eyed Peas singer and all-around queef has made a direct appeal (see video below) to the owner of the Miami Dolphins to let him try out for the team. In his typical douche fashion, Will.I.Am waited until a week before the start of the regular season to make his request.

I’m not sure if Will.I.AM is cut out for the NFL, even if it is with the Gay Fish. On the one hand, he bangs white chicks and has his posse beat up queer bloggers, which is a start. But on the other hand, I’ve never heard of him killing dogs, running over pedestrians, or shooting himself in the leg. Maybe if he lets a crazy 20-year-old girl he met at Dave and Busters shoot him in the head I’ll believe he’s ready for the big leagues. But until then, I’ll just go back to praying for him to get hemorrhoids.