Kim Kardashian has reportedly confided in friends that she believes her baby’s daddy rapper Kanye West is a gay, and is cheating on her with a man.
Kim is extremely upset that Kanye West has spent the majority of her pregnancy living in Paris with his boyfriend, fashion designer Riccardo Tisci, and that Riccardo has just purchased an apartment next to Kanye’s in New York City.
To make matters worse, Kim Kardashian also finds Kanye’s relationship with Riccardo “unnatural”, telling a friend that “If Kanye was sleeping with a black man I’d understand, but to cheat with a greasy Italian… that is just an unforgivable betrayal that goes against everything I stand for!”
Scientists at Celeb Jihad Labs* in Tehran were able to use super computers and the latest in high tech imaging software to generate this rendering of what Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby will look like.
This photo of Kim and Kanye’s baby is 99.8% accurate, with the .2% margin of error a result of the uncertainty surrounding the color of lip gloss the baby will wear. Not only is this picture of Kim’s baby extremely realistic, but it is also gender neutral and will be true for whether the baby is born male or female.
As you can see in the photo above, the baby will inherit Kim Kardashian’s bulbous misshapen body, Kanye West’s flat nose and beady eyes, and be as dark as midnight thanks to all the African sperm that has polluted Kim’s womb over the years. Truly an excellent specimen of what results from American “culture”.
* A subsidiary of the Iranian Ministry of Infidel Culture & Nuclear Research
The above photo was reportedly tweeted by rapper Kanye West (and then immediately deleted), and it appears to show Kim Kardashian naked on a bed stuffing her fat face… with food.
Of course Kanye is trying to show off to his fellow “brothas” by posting this pic of a nude Kim. Rappers can not help but “floss” their possessions, and since Kim Kardashian is the most coveted fat-ass mudshark in the world it is understandable that Kanye could not contain himself.
This certainly will not be the last time we see X-rated material from attention whores like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Who knows maybe we will get a part 2 to the famous Kim Kardashian sex tape. Here is to hoping it is an all anal edition.
Rapper Kanye West and porn star Kim Kardashian have gone public with their relationship and are now officially dating.
Over the past 2 days the new couple has posed for a series of staged photographs for TMZ while on “romantic dates”. Kanye West also just released a song in which he claims to have fallen in love with Kim.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are perfect for each other as they are both equally talented and wonderful people. May Allah bless this union with many bastard mongrel children, so that the heathen US of A falls even faster into complete moral decay.
Outspoken hip-hop star Kanye West took to his Twitter today to call for an end to the rioting in Egypt that has paralyzed the country and drawn the worldwide attention.
Kanye West allegedly posted the above controversial tweet, which appears to be siding with the Egyptian government against the people, but it has since been removed from his Twitter feed. In the tweet Kanye West calls for an end to the rioting, and suggests Egyptians just go home, listen to his music, and relax.
A hip-hop star siding with authority is not surprising to Dr Marcus Jenkins professor of Hip-Hop studies at Harvard university, “Today’s hip-hop stars are not like your older brothers. They are all about respecting authority, paying taxes, and being all around good citizens and consumers.”
No word yet if Kanye’s plea is being heard in Egypt, but it is doubtful since the Egyptian government shut down the countries Internet access early Friday.
Taylor Swift gave a speech today to quell the controversy swirling around pictures of her partying with a guy in a giant swastika t-shirt. The following is the transcript from Taylor’s speech (or it may be Hitler’s speech to the Reichstag in 1939).
Europe will not have peace until the Jewish question has been disposed of. The world has sufficient capacity for settlement, but we must finally break away from the notion that a certain percentage of the Jewish people are intended, by our dear God, to be the parasitic beneficiary of the body, and of the productive work, of other peoples.
Unfortunately just as Swift was getting into her speech and banging the podium, rapper Kanye West interrupted her and grabbed the mic and said.
“Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, but Hitler was one of the best Nazis of all time! One of the best Nazis of all time!”
Kanye is such a bastard!
Was Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the VMAs staged?
It turns out both artists have the same agent, David Wirtschafter. Not only that but David Wirtschafter is also 50 Cents agent.
If you remember, a year ago there was a beef between 50 Cent and Kanye West right before their albums dropped. 50 Cent said he would retire if Kanye sold more albums then him because Kanye’s music is garbage. Later both artists admitted the “beef” was staged to promote their album releases.
So Kanye and Wirtschafter have faked a controversy in the past to help promote another artist who he represents. Also isn’t it a little suspicious that Kanye was flaunting that Hennessey bottle all night to show that he was getting drunk?
Celebrities are a big business people. Almost everything is controlled. There is just too much money involved.
