Breaking News: Justin Bieber has been attacked at a concert in Atlanta, CelebJihad has confirmed. (Scroll down for the shocking video!)
Bieber had just finished a song and was addressing the crowd when a deranged fan lobbed what appeared to be a Molotov Cocktail at the popstar. Miraculously, the explosive did not detonate, but Bieber was struck in the head by the device and had to be rushed to a nearby hospital.
An 11-year-old girl was taken into custody after the attack. Police have not released the suspect’s name, citing her status as a minor. But a source close to the department informed us that she was dressed head-to-toe in Jonas Brothers gear, and was also sporting a red bandanna. Red is the color of the Bloods, a notorious LA street gang who have long been associated with the Jonas Brothers. Bieber is a known associate of their arch rivals, the Crips.
Reports indicated that Bieber is in stable condition, and sustained only non-life threatening injuries. However, doctors fear Justin may have injured her uterus during the attack, which could seriously hinder her ability to have children. Such an injury would make her unsuitable for marriage, thereby invalidating her as a person.
At a recent concert in Stockton, CA, Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers rose and spoke of an earlier time in his life.
“We have learned something important since the days that I served in Vietnam,” Joe said to the group of pre-teen girls in attendance. “Whatever we think about the war, whatever we call it — Afghanistan or Iraq — we owe our military men and women unconditional support.”
There was one problem: Joe Jonas never served in Vietnam. In fact, Joe Jonas had not even been born at the time of the conflict, according to records.
In an interview on Monday, Jonas said that he had misspoken about his service during the concert and might have misspoke on other occasions. “My intention has always been to be completely clear and accurate and straightforward, out of respect to the veterans who served in Vietnam,” he said.
This is not the first time Joe Jonas has be accused of lying about Vietnam. In 2007, he addressed a crowd outside a Gap Kids in Orange County, CA, where about 100 families had gathered. “When I returned (from Vietnam), I saw nothing like this,” Jonas said. “Let us do better by this generation of men and women.”
At a 2008 Kids Choice Awards after party, he praised the audience for paying tribute to troops fighting abroad, noting that America had not always done so. He also spoke openly about the “gook-ear necklace” he supposedly obtained during his nonexistent service.
The Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato appeared on Good Morning America Thursday announcing their upcoming Camp Cock 2 summer tour. The quartet was interviewed for about five minutes by George Stephanopoulos, who asked Demi Lovato for an autograph for his daughter, and then asked Joe Jonas for a massage. Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas also answered a couple of email questions posed by fans during the interview, most of which related to “power bottoms.”
It was Kevin Jonas who told viewers about the upcoming tour, which has come about because of the success of Camp Cock, of which the GMA host said has ten million viewers on cable and sales of four million DVDs via www.gayemart.com. He also commented on his marriage to Danielle, who will go on tour with the group, quipping, “I can’t grow a beard, so I married one.”
Demi Lovato also expressed excitement about the upcoming Camp Cock 2 summer tour, saying the best part of making Camp Cock 2 was “getting everybody back together again….it really felt like summer camp being back with your friends again.” Demi then put her hands over her face and quietly wept for the remainder of the interview.
Immigrants often get a bad rap in the West. For the most part, it’s undeserved. A few bad apples (like myself) blow up a bus, behead a cartoonist, or set an unchaste woman on fire, and everyone overreacts and screams for deportations. It’s ridiculous. After all, if we are all deported, who will do the jobs that the infidels are too lazy to do, like washing dishes and flying passenger planes into buildings?
You smug native-born citizens should remember that many of your favorite American celebrities have Celtic-pig blood coursing through their veins: George Clooney, The Jonas Brothers, and Eddie Murphy just to name a few. Well, not long ago, the Irish were the filthy immigrants with the weird religion that everyone wanted to deport. Don’t believe me? Then take a look at these anti-Irish cartoons from back in the 1800s that we stole from another website. They are pretty offensive. If I were Irish, I would track down the author’s decedents and murder them in their sleep. But that’s just me.
At any rate, have fun worshiping Saint Patrick, you filthy pagans!
The Usual Irish Way of Doing Things (1871) - An angry ape-like Irish man sits on a barrel labeled: “Uncle Sam’s Gun Powder.”
The Mortar of Assimilation (1889) - Only the Irish immigrant is causing trouble.
Killing the Golden Goose (1878) - An Irish thug and a filthy Catholic priest carve up the Democratic Party (portrayed as the goose that laid the golden eggs).
Uncle Sam’s Lodging House (1882) - Of all the immigrants, only the Irishman is causing trouble. Even the “Negro” is getting along with everyone, and something tells me “Negroes” weren’t all that popular in 1882.
“The Most Recently Discovered Wild Beast” (1881) – Yet another cartoon portraying the Irish as violent and subhuman.
The Irish Declaration of Independence (1883) – “Stereotypical image of the Irish American woman who is large, with big feet and muscular arms and a violent, domineering temper.” Must remind you of your mom, eh Shamus?
The Ignorant Vote (1876) – Harper’s Weekly depicts the “ape-like” Irish (or “White Negro”) Democrats in the north balancing out the Republican-voting blacks of the south.
Simian Irishman (1867) – “St. Patrick’s Day, …Rum, Blood, The Day We Celebrate.” A brutal attack on the police in an Irish riot.
Everybody Works But Father (1905) – Image of your typical Irishman, rocking at home while his family does wash to earn income.
The Propagation Society (1855) – An anti-Catholic cartoon, reflecting the nativist perception of the threat posed by the Roman Church’s influence through Irish immigration and Catholic education. Obliviously they hadn’t heard of pedophilia at the time.
American Gold (1882) - “We work for it. (The Irish) wait for it.”
Outrageous (1893) – This cartoon suggests monkeys deserve better than to be given Irish names.
Wow just look at this picture of the Jonas Brothers attacking a fat man on the beach. These little punks think that because they are celebrities they can do whatever they want.
From what I can gather from this picture Jonas Brothers, Nick and older brother Ugly Jonas were walking down the beach when their Satanic urges got the better of them. It appears that as their devil worshiping friends cheered them on they attacked and killed a helpless fat man.
They then proceed to either molest the man’s dead body to get their sick perverted Jonas brothers kicks and/or they started harvesting the man’s organs to be sacrificed to Lucifer later that night.
Why haven’t the authorities arrested these sadistic freaks? I’ll tell you why, it is because they are protected by the Zionist scum in Hollywood. May Allah the righteous strike them down and bring an end to this terror that is gripping our nation’s fat men at beaches!
The Jonas Brothers were out playing football yesterday proving once and for all that they are not effeminate Marys, but rather totally butch manly type men. The brothers giggled and laughed as they tossed the ball and ran around the parking lot trying to tickle each other.
When the Jonas Brothers’ dad Ron Jonas saw the photos of his boys “playing football” he reportedly said “I’m going to the bar” probably to brag to his friends about how tough his sons are. Unfortunately Ron hasn’t been heard from since, but I think it is safe to assume he is on a celebratory bender because his son’s are so awesome.
Here are the photos of the Jonas Brothers playing football like the jocks they are and definitely not like sissy half-a-fags.
Older brother Kevin Jonas squeals and does a cheer because he is so excited to be playing football.
Middle brother Joe Jonas squats really low to receive the football.
Oh no the ball was thrown short! Joe Jonas tries to use his ballet skills to reel it in. “Nice try bro” giggled younger brother Nick Jonas
Kevin Jonas prepares his wind up to throw the ball super far.
Here he goes this one is going to be a doozy!
Kevin Jonas does a skip step forward.
Kevin launches the ball 10 feet into the air as he lets out a high pitched grunt and spins on one leg.
Younger brother Nick Jonas tries to receive the football but at the last second closes his eyes and gets hit in the face with it. The game ends as the boys all have a good cry with brother Nick.
Miley Cyrus got her face and crotch creamed while onstage in the UK the other day. It is probably not the first time and definitely not the last Miley takes a load of cream.
In an apparent “prank” Miley’s backup dancer (who looks like he is no stranger to taking cream himself) gets covered in cream. He then proceeds to shoot it on Miley hitting her crotch and face. Of course Miley being the pious Christian that she is starts grinding her crotch into the dancer covering it with even more cream.
Here is the video of the incident. Miley’s voice is so horrendous that, unless you are deaf, you will probably want to fast forward to the 1:45 mark.
One can not help but wonder if this is life imitating art. In a recent South Park episode titled “The Ring” the Jonas Brothers are depicted shooting their female fans in the face with hot white foam from long hoses. Here is the clip.
You be the judge. Is Disney really hell bent on selling sex to minors?