Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend Hailey Glassman is going to make a great new mommy for his 8 small children. Just look at these pictures from Hailey’s Facebook.
Hailey knows the importance of making friends.
Hailey has a strong connection with nature.
Hailey is always there to help those in need.
Jon Gosselin was vacationing with his new girlfriend Hailey Glassman in St Tropez this weekend.
When asked about their budding relationship the new couple were quite candid about what attracted them to each other.
“What attracted me to Hailey was her great heart. I mean I can talk to her about pretty much anything. Oh and her body was not horribly disfigured by birthing 8 children” said Jon.
“My attraction to Jon was purely physical at first” admits Hailey. “I have a thing for slanty-eyed guys with hair plugs who wear douchebag Ed Hardy shirts. But as I’ve gotten to get to know him, I find his spineless passive agressive personality sexy as hell.”
Jon and Kate Gosselin announced they are getting a divorce, and TLC has temporarily halted production on their show “Jon & Kate Plus 8″.
But never fear Gosselin lovers. Spike TV has signed a deal with Jon to do a new reality show tentatively titled “Jon & Cake Plus 6″.
Follow Jon as he adjust to his new bachelor lifestyle. Watch him walk around his apartment in his underwear, get lap dances from strippers, and have sex with many strange and exciting women!
The show is scheduled to start shooting in July and will be the centerpiece of Spike’s fall lineup.
This week’s broadcast of “Jon and Kate Plus 8″ marked the third-straight week of ratings decline for the show. The show is now averaging just as many viewers as it had the previous season, before the media took such an interest in these vapid cunts with their litter of half asians or halsians.
It is about time America stopped following this Jon and Kate bullshit. If you want to watch a wife and husband scream at each other all day visit my parent’s house. Not to mention that any woman who can squeeze out six kids at one time should be burned at the stake immediately. She’s a witch and she practices ghost magic.
