The Associated Press is reporting that “Octomom” Nadya Suleman has arranged for her 14 children to star in a new reality television show.
While details remain unconfirmed, rumor has it that the show will be a spin-off of the popular series Temptation Island, and will co-star America’s favorite pedophile, John Mark Karr.
Karr, who won America’s hearts after his famous JonBenét Ramsey murder prank, will host the show which will be filmed on an undisclosed island off the coast of Thailand, outside the jurisdiction of any pesky American laws.
Sources say Suleman’s older children as well as the octuplets, who should be able to walk by the start of production, will compete for Karr’s attention though a series of physical challenges and fashion shows. Each child will also be given one-on-one time with Karr so he can get a better sense of their individual personalities.
At the end of each episode, Carr will distribute a limited number of candy bars to the children he wishes to remain on the Island. This will continue until the final episode, in which the remaining three children will square off for the final spot.
Suleman’s children will reportedly earn $250 per day over three years, which will total approximately $250,000.
Karr’s is seeking a comeback after his previous game show, Are You Hotter than a 5th Grader, was killed in pre-production, and will be working pro bono.
Possible Show Titles
- Babies You Can Drive My Karr
- Get Out of My Dreams, Get into Mark Karr
- Eight (-Years Old) is Enough
- John Mark Karr diddles the Octomom’s kids on TV
We caught up with famed prankster and avid child lover John Mark Karr lurking behind some bushes by a playground in Westwood, CA yesterday, and he was kind enough to answer a few questions.
John, as you know CelebJihad.com was the first to break the story about your upcoming game show on Fox, “Are You HOTTER Than A 5th Grader.” However, recent reports coming from Fox state that they have halted production. What gives?
“Sadly, those reports are true. Fox ran an episode for a test audience and it received more ratings of “creepy and disturbing” than the Fox execs were comfortable with. But after a few hours brainstorming we reworked the show into a form I believe mainstream America will find acceptable. The new show is titled “Are You More TICKLISH Than A 5th Grader.”
I will have an assistant that tickles the contestant while I tickle various 5th graders. We recently purchased a tickle-o-meter from some pedos at NASA to track the results. This will be one of the most challenging shows on TV because, in my experience, 5th graders are extremely ticklish. Now, if you’ll excuse me, school is back in session, so this is a very busy time of year for me.”
Just one more question if I may. Who are you supporting in the upcoming election, John McCain or Barak Obama?
“I like that Palin girl.”
Gov. Sarah Palin from Alaska? Aren’t you afraid that she may be too inexperienced for the job?
“Who? No, not the mom; Piper Palin. I must have watched the video of her licking her hand 50 times on You Tube. That moment really, ahem… moved me. Also, as you can imagine, I prefer the type of inexperience Piper is going to bring, not like that whore sister of hers. Piper is a true outsider and adorable to boot. She’s got my full support.”
Thanks for your time, John Mark Karr, and happy hunting!
We’re hearing that Fox executives are close to finalizing a deal with John Mark Karr to have him host a new game show. You may remember that John Mark Karr made headlines 2 years ago as the loveable prankster who pretended to be the killer of JonBenet Ramsey.
The new show will allow Karr to showcase his hosting skills. It is tentatively titled “Are You Hotter Than A 5th Grader”. Contestants will compete in a beauty pageant against 5th graders to determine if they are indeed hotter than a 5th grader. Karr claims that this will be the most challenging game show on TV, and that he doesn’t believe anyone over the age of 12 could possibly win.
