Celebrities flocked to their Twitter accounts to mock and laugh at the people of Japan after an earthquake and tsunami devastated the country earlier today.
Of course we expect nothing less from celebrities who’s hateful nature is well documented on this site. These tweets prove once again that all celebrities are Zionist controlled demons who enjoy basking in the misery of human suffering.
I can’t get over these disgusting pictures of Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene committing acts of public lewdness. I know Western celebrities have no shame, but even I am shocked by this open display of near-fornication.
Just look at the way Joe is holding Ashley’s hand in his own. He might as well be holding her vagina with his penis. Why passersby are not hurling stones at the promiscuous couple is beyond me, but I can only assume it is because they fear retribution from Jonas’ powerful Zionist overlords. It’s a sad day in America when two young people can walk down the street hand-in-hand without meeting a bloody death at the hands of a righteous mob.
Joe Jonas shocked spectators at the Special Olympics by competing in every event until he finally won a medal in the coloring within the lines competition.
Why Joe Jonas was even allowed to compete at the Special Olympics is beyond me, but rumor has it that he may have forged documents and bribed Olympic officials.
Upon winning his coloring Special Olympics medal Joe Jonas reportedly shouted a string of obscenities to the competitors, and told them all to “suck it”. Joe Jonas then proceeded to take a few victory laps around the stadium proclaiming “I’m a big man!” and “I’m the best in the world! Whoo!” Joe also put on an “iWin” t-shirt and hat to further mock his vanquished opponents.
Joe Jonas should be ashamed of himself for competing against these mongrels. The Qur’an is very clear that those who are abnormal should be shunned, not competed against to increase your feeling superiority. Shame on you Joe Jonas!
Tweens all over the Western world are in a tizzy over this picture of Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene kissing.
Unfortunately these tweens’ minds have been warped by the Zionist controlled media and pharmaceutical industry to such an extent that they can not spot that this supposed Joe Jonas Ashley Greene kiss was obviously staged. Just look at 14 year old Claudia from Greenville, NC response to this pic,
“Well, so nice couple! hope joe don’t broke up with the realtionship with her like he did with demi, lol :)”
Notice how Claudia’s comment is riddled with grammar and spelling errors, and how she is not talking about the illegal occupation of the Middle East by the imperialist forces of the Anglo-American empire. This is just what the Zionist were hoping for when they staged this Joe Jonas Ashley Greene kiss.
Luckily the truth shines through in this photo. Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene both look miserable trying to fake this kiss for their Zionist masters in Hollywood. In fact Ashley Greene is holding a water bottle so she can immediately rinse her mouth and get the taste of man spunk that Joe Jonas (from his men’s room escapades) constantly has in his mouth.
This Joe Jonas Ashley Greene kiss is obviously just another small part of the world Zionist conspiracy, and is meant to distract the masses from the real issues. Insallah, the truth will come out and the oppressors will be crushed.
The Internet is in a tizzy over rumors that Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers was just arrested for prostitution.
According to preliminary reports, Joe Jonas was arrested at 4:15am this morning at the corner of Sunset and La Brea in Los Angeles, and charged with prostitution. Police are alleging that Joe Jonas entered a vehicle in furtherance of his solicitation bid (said car apparently being operated by an undercover cop). Joe Jonas is also being charged with a second misdemeanor for loitering in a public place “with the intent to commit prostitution.”
If these rumors prove to be true we can not help but think this desperate act of man-whoring may be related to Joe Jonas’ crack addiction. Joe has been on a downward spiral for years now, let us hope this is the wake up call he needs to turn his life around. Allahu Akbar!
Less than a week after turning 18, Selena Gomez was spotted sunbathing topless while at a beach with the Jonas Brothers.
As the disgusting photo above clearly demonstrates, Selena has lost her moral compass and is using her newfound “adulthood” as an excuse to be a total whore.
While I will give Selena credit for not getting topless in front of any heterosexual men, she has got to learn that being a woman isn’t about parading yourself like a sex object. It’s about obediently serving your husband with your fellow wives and bearing him as many children as possible before your uterus falls out.
Sources have confirmed that teen heartthrob Joe Jonas is dating Betty White.
Joe Jonas and Betty White were spotted getting cozy while having dinner at 4:30pm at a Cracker Barrel in Palm Springs. According to an eye witness “They seemed really into each other. Betty was rubbing her wool stockings up and down Joe’s leg, I thought it was going to start a fire. She kept hand feeding him hard candies from her purse, and he was licking them up. It was disturbing”
Joe Jonas and Betty White met through mutual friends of his grandmother. Apparently there was an instant attraction when Betty White offered to take Joe Jonas’ temperature rectally. She then regaled him with the tale of how back in St. Olaf, she was the deepthroat champion 5 years running. They have been inseparable ever since.
