After years of paying her dues doing tickle porn and taking her clothes off for minor adult websites (and lets face it probably any guy who drove a nice enough car) Joanna Krupa finally made a name for herself by getting on the ABC show “Dancing With The Stars”.

Like many of the “celebrities” on “Dancing With The Stars” Joanna leveraged her appearance on the show to obtain her dream job in the entertainment industry, Playboy model.

Joanna Krupa poses naked in the December issue of Playboy. The pictures are below. I think we all can take a moment to enjoy one woman’s dream finally coming true.

Joanna Krupa loves a good laugh, which is important now that everyone will be laughing at her. Apparently she’s been whoring herself out for some disgusting, low budget exploitation flicks. But enough about Dancing with the Stars! She’s also done Tickle Porn!

Apparently, some guys get their kicks by watching two hot girls tickle each other, and Joanna needed money, so she was more than happy to oblige. I’m not going to say that I don’t enjoy two hotties having a tickle fight, but I’m not 13-years old anymore. These days it takes a lot more than that to get me going. Then again, most of my genitals were burned off in that bomb-making accident, so maybe that has something to do with it as well.

Here’s the tickle video. Thanks, Jonna Krupa.

Joanna Krupa is going to win “Dancing With The Stars”. How do I know this? Just look at the pics below.

She is ridiculously hot and she isn’t afraid to show T & A. What more could America ask for? Not to mention she is up against the likes of Kelly Osbourne and Macy Gray. The disparity in looks could not be greater.

Naysayers will point out that Joanna Krupa is exceptionally annoying as a person. Every time Joanna opens her beautiful mouth I want to punch her in the throat, but that doesn’t mean she won’t win. Just look at Megan Fox. She is an insufferable twit as well, but I’d still pay good money to drink her bath water.

Joanna and Marta Krupa are the hottest sisters since the Olsen twins (before they were legal).

Mr and Mrs Krupa should be tried for crimes against humanity for only having 2 daughters. Don’t tell me they did not notice how hot they were. They could have easy squeezed out a few more and made this world a better place.

The ABC show “The Superstars”, features teams of pro athletes and celebrities facing off in different challenges.

By far the most interesting team is Terrell Owens and Joanna Krupa. If you have not seen Terrell before he is a 6′4 and 220lbs black guy with muscles on top of muscles. But throughout the show Krupa continuously berates and pushes him around.

When Terrell got his foot caught in a net during an obstacle course Krupa yells, “I’m so pissed. This is unbelievable. I can’t believe he calls himself an athlete.”

She seems to be always on the cusp of calling him “boy” and telling him to “fetch my slippers”. The tension between the two makes the show quite enjoyable.

I think her bossy attitude is hot, and she is very hot to begin with. Here are some quality pics of Joanna Krupa doing what she does.