Jessica Alba proves once again that motherhood has not changed her whore like ways, and its only impact on her has been saggier breasts.

How I pity Jessica Alba’s child. Imagine having a mother that walked around in a revealing top like that, bent over so her bosom dangles for all to see. How much shame must that child feel? How much happier would he be if Jessica wore a motherly burka instead of dressing like a street walker?

Jessica Alba has got to realize that now that her loins have been soiled by birthing a non Muslim child, no one is interested in what little sex appeal she has left no matter much cleavage she sticks in our face. She is just bringing shame to her family with these pathetic attempts to draw attention to herself.

We mentioned last week that Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked in a scene in her new movie “The Killer Inside Me”.

Well we have now received the video of this glorious scene. I don’t know what is more gratifying, finally seeing Jessica Alba’s ass, or the fact that someone is beating her. I must admit that I do appreciate the direction Jessica’s career is taking, and I’ve got a wonderful part for her in my new movie. Of course there is a scene were she’ll have to take a cattle prod to the tits, but that shouldn’t be a problem.

Here is the video of the Jessica Alba spank scene from “The Killer Inside Me”.

Finally we are making some progress with Jessica Alba. After years of her making horrible movies and not showing us some much as one nipple, Jessica has finally caved in and shown her bare ass in a movie.

The movie is called “The Killer Inside Me”. I assume it is about Jessica Alba getting railed by a killer. As you can see from the screen caps below there is a scene in the movie in which Jessica finally shows some skin in the form of her naked butt. Kudos to you Jessica, but frankly after making “Good Luck Chuck” with Dane Cook you owe us a lot more nudity than this.

Here are some hot screen caps of Jessica Alba in a sex scene getting her boobies squeezed in a bathtub.

This movie must be artsy because Jessica Alba is notoriously uptight, and the only way someone like her would agree to shoot a scene with some guy palming her breasts would be for the sake of “art”.

Which reminds me can someone get me the number to Jessica’s people. I have a great idea for an artsy movie that just has Oscar written all over it. There is a scene were the female lead gets a “minivan” (2 fingers in the front and 5 in the back), but its going to be super tastefully done. I just think Jessica would be perfect for the role.

Jessica Alba is completely useless. Ever since she decided to be selfish and have a kid she has lost all her sex appeal, and lets be honest she has always been a horrible actress.

There was a time when I would have paid good money just to watch Jessica take a dump. Now the only thing I see when I look at her is lost dreams.

The fact that she never got naked while she was still hot is one of the greatest travesties of our time. She owed us some nudity for sitting through crappy movie after crappy movie, but she never delivered.

But I’m sure Jessica will do nude scenes now that no one cares and her vag is all flappy. She is just that cold hearted.

It has been a tough last couple of years for Jessica Alba. The poor girl had to marry some douche named “Cash”, and her once tight body was ravaged by the effects of pregnancy. To add insult to injury she was greatly eclipsed by Megan Fox as the hottest woman in Hollywood (coincidentally neither woman can act and both are annoying).

But it appears as if Jessica Alba has finally come out of her slump. She has got her body back! This is an important first step for getting her life in order. Now she just has to drop the husband and lose that baby and she’ll be good to go.