As you can see in the photo above, newly converted Muslim Jennifer Love Hewitt demonstrates her understanding of the teachings of Islam by vandalizing a black woman’s van.

Jennifer Love Hewitt noticed one Shanice Collins with her 6 children outside a Popeyes in Santa Monica. When Love Hewitt approached Shanice and demanded to know where her male chaperone was, Shanice informed her that “she ain’t got no man”.

As Jennifer is now a devout Muslim and versed in the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad, she was forced to teach Shanice a lesson by painting the word “Whore” in lamb’s blood on her van. Truly Jennifer Love Hewitt has made a remarkable transformation from Hollywood whore to righteous Muslimina in record time. Praise be to Allah!

As you can see in the photo above, converted Muslimina celebrity starlets Jennifer Love Hewitt and Miley Cyrus took a pilgrimage to Mecca, and made quite a splash in their sexy all black burkas, turning the heads of many a powerful Muslim man.

Yes the virile Muslim men on the motorcycle were quite pleased to see such pious former celebrity whores looking so hot and obedient. These men may even plot to kidnap Jennifer Love Hewitt and Miley Cyrus for sex, a great honor in the Islamic world!

In a attempt to attract a Muslim man, newly converted Muslimina Jennifer Love Hewitt has grown a handsome mustache greatly improving her appearance.

As you can see in the photo above, Jennifer Love Hewitt has never looked better as she removed the head covering of her burka to reveal facial hair that would drive any red-blooded Muslim man wild.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is making a strong case with this mustache that she may still in fact be marriage material. Of course she is far too old to consider breeding with, but she could easily conduct the duties of a 3rd wife, particularly the licking of the ball sac, as her mustache would feel quite pleasing brushing against my taint.

As you can see in the photo above actress and unwed shrew Jennifer Love Hewitt has finally seen the light, rejected the false Jew God Jesus, and accepted Allah as her lord and master by covering her body and face with a burka.

Jennifer Love Hewitt joins Miley Cyrus and Hayden Panettiere as the only stars in all of heathen Hollywood with enough sense to convert to the one true religion, Islam.

Now that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Muslim she will soon find meaning in her pathetic excuse for a life. In the past she has shown promise with her ample bosom, and she may find work as a concubine to a virile Muslim man. However, Love Hewitt must not get her hopes up that a Muslim will take her as one of his wives as she is clearly well past her prime. Allahu Akbar!

Wow this is hot! Someone is finally drowning Jennifer Love Hewitt!

Of course being the Hollywood whore that she is Jennifer Love Hewitt can not even die with dignity, and has to slip a nipple while struggling like a total whore.

Unfortunately this scene appears to be from a movie. Still it would have been quite erotic if Jennifer Love Hewitt had not ruined it with her jiggling mammaries and offensive areola.

If you are a proper Muslim like myself you can still view this GIF guilt free. Simply use your hand to block out Jennifer Love Hewitt’s chest and focus on her struggling face. Yeah, mmm that’s the stuff right there.

Demonstrating that she is an actual human being capable of gaining and losing weight over the course of her lifetime, Love Hewitt and the rest of America are breathing easy knowing that she is, in fact, hot again.

It’s estimated that her current hotness level has actually matched her all-time high (1996 during the “Party of Five” years). This accomplishment is made all the more impressive when viewed in the context of her horrible un-hotness three years ago when she was photographed with cellulite.

Jennifer credits her dramatic turnaround to being a girl with tons of money that can afford lots of plastic surgery, nice clothes, healthy food, and personal trainers. Also, she may or may not have a hotter twin sister that she gets to fill in for her sometimes, a la “The Prestige.” (Retroactive spoiler alert!)

It may surprise you to find out that Jennifer Love Hewitt was not always the pear shaped weathered old hag she is today. In fact at one point in time she was arguably the sexiest woman in Hollywood.

To prove it here are the top 10 sexy Jennifer Love Hewitt animated GIFs. Let us take a minute to reflect upon her former hotness.

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s body says “built to f*ck”, but her face says… well “built to f*ck” as well.

Sometimes Jennifer Love Hewitt’s tits even amaze herself.

The perfect body? Yep Jennifer Love Hewitt had it and knew it.

Some of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s best acting was done when she was bent over doing stuff.

Jennifer Love Hewitt sure is playful and fun. It is no wonder that I want to cum on her chest.

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her tits use to love to exercise.

How could the Academy ignore this performance right here? Damn homoqueers!

If you ask to see Jennifer Love Hewitt’s tits enough she’ll show them to you.

Jennifer Love Hewitt freaking loves giving blowjobs!

Even in a gay bar Jennifer Love Hewitt would get f*cked hard looking like this.

There have been amazing breakthroughs in science over the past few decades like supermarket humus, the burka, and of course martyr vests, but they all pale in comparison to Jennifer Love Hewitt in lingerie looking sexy again.

Once one of Hollywood’s hottest POAs, over the past few years Jennifer Love Hewitt has been nothing short of a frumpy eyesore. Her once taut body became a doughy pear shaped mess, and her adorable face started looking like a well used catcher’s mitt.

However, somehow scientists at the Lifetime network were able to turn back the hands of time and make Jennifer Love Hewitt sexy again in this lingerie scene from her new movie “The Client List” (which is no doubt a movie about whoring). Who these whiz kids are behind this amazing transformation I do not know, but they are nothing short of miracle workers.

So enjoy these completely unexpected pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt looking sexy while wearing lingerie, for I don’t know how long this science will last.

Well this is just sad. 42-year-old unwed shrew Jennifer Love Hewitt was photographed dressed as a school girl in a desperate attempt to recapture her lost youth. Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt thinks she can still pull off the school girl look despite her weathered face and doughy well-used body.

According to witnesses, everyday at 2:30pm Jennifer Love Hewitt dresses up like a school girl and makes her way over to St. Augustus High School, a local co-ed catholic school in her neighborhood. As the school lets out, Love Hewitt desperately tries to befriend the students. As student Becky Hamilton tells it, “That woman is a freak. She came up to my friends and I babbling something like ‘Isn’t Scott Wolf from Party of Five hella hot?’, we were all like ‘Who the f*ck is Scott Wolf? What is Party of Five?’ so she left.”

Jennifer Love Hewitt is also being quite friendly towards St. Augustus’ male students, according to the school’s star quarterback Chet Armstrong, “That chick is crazy. Everyday she is out here. Sometimes she’ll shout ‘Hey Chet!’ and when I look she’ll giggle and turn away. I don’t even know how she learned my name. She is creeping me out.”

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s antics are also causing concern among the parents. They have contacted the school’s administration and asked that they not allow Jennifer Love Hewitt to loiter on school property anymore. In response school principal Father Thomas released this statement, “St. Augustus is committed to having a safe environment for all our students. In that spirit we are instituting and strictly enforcing a 200 yard no Jennifer Love Hewitt zone around our school.”

Let us hope this is enough to keep Jennifer Love Hewitt’s sad attempts at recapturing her youth at bay.

In a last ditch desperate attempt to land a husband before her uterus dries up and falls out, Jennifer Love Hewitt bent over and flashed some serious cleavage at an event in LA yesterday.

Sources tell us that throughout the event Jennifer Love Hewitt was continuously bending over to pick up things, and leaning forward to reach across tables. Also event goers complained that they were being disturbed by a distinct ticking sound coming from Love Hewitt’s crotchal region.

Jennifer Love Hewitt needs to learn that these desperate attempts to trick a man into wedlock will not work. Men only want to marry virgins, they will just use her as a reciptical and then leave her for a proper lady.

Here are the pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt shamelessly flashing cleavage in a desperate attempt to get a husband.