Heidi and Spencer showed up at the premiere of “G.I.Joe: Rise of the Cobra” yesterday to promote Heidi’s upcoming issue of Playboy.
Honestly I could not write anything funnier then what these two actually said, so I’ll just provide the quotes. I don’t know why there is such animosity towards Heidi and Spence at least they embrace the fact that they are self-consumed, shallow, scum that contribute nothing of value to this world. Other celebrities act like they’ve just cured cancer, and condescendingly tell us that they still consider themselves “just like everyone else”.
Anyway here are Heidi and Spencer’s brilliantly stated quotes about her Playboy spread.
“I worked out very hard for this.”
“I worked by butt off,” she continued. “So if you want to see how I got my Playboy body, you can go to [my Web site].”
“See her powerful curves,” Spencer said. “They are powerful!”
“It’s an honor,” he said. “I feel like I did something great, like I should get a trophy!”
“[Playboy] kind of had a vision… and we brought in Matthew Rolston, who is a very well known amazing photographer,” she explained. “So, it’s more art.”
“Beautiful art,” Spencer added. “Not like Picasso art, real beautiful art, you know what I’m saying?”
R.I.P. Farrah Fawcett
Far be it from me to question the will of Allah the most wise, but I would think something as awful as anal cancer would be reserved for the likes of Heidi Pratt. On the other hand, if poor Farrah Fawcett had it this tough, I can only smile while I imagine what Allah the subduer has in store for the girl who committed the sin that is The Hills. I’m thinking vagina spiders.
At any rate, peace be upon you, Farrah Fawcett.
Celeb Jihad has just learned that Playboy is threatening to unleash a naked Heidi Montag in their September issue. The sight of that horse faced slut showing off her flappy vag will no doubt cause wide spread panic and nausea.
Early reports indicate that this is Hugh Hefner seeking revenge on a world he no longer loves. Our sources close to Hef tell us that he has been extremely bitter ever since he lost his 3 methed-up “girlfriends”. He is especially incensed that the one named Kendra went off with a “colored”.
Our fellow Jihaders at SickPigs have portrayed a glorious victory in the battle against Hollywood! This is the only type of “red carpet treatment” celebrities should get!
