Model and Orlando Bloom’s cum receptacle Miranda Kerr suffers the extremely rare double boob slip in the photos below.
These sort of wardrobe malfunctions happen when women like Miranda Kerr wear the shoddy clothing of the infidel West instead of a robust and sturdy burka.
Orlando Bloom must punish Miranda Kerr for showing her breasts like this, and bring dishonor to himself and the Bloom clan. Since this was clearly an accidental boob slip, Miranda Kerr could get off easy with a simple acid face burning and banishment.
It looks as though actress Summer Glau just had the above sex tape video leaked to the Web.
Summer Glau has a hardcore nerd following due to her role as “River Tam” in the Sci-Fi TV series “Firefly”, but what these dorks didn’t know is that when Summer isn’t pretend fighting aliens on TV, she is filming herself getting f*cked raw dog by some frumpy slob.
Needless to say mom’s panties are going to have a few new mysterious stains on them as Summer Glau’s basement dwelling mouth-breather fans jerk off while watching this sex tape video.
Degenerate old bag Eva Longoria lifts up her dress to show her bare vagina at the Cannes Film Festival in France in the photo above.
Of course the most shocking thing about this vagina flash is that Eva Longoria appears to have a tampon string hanging out of her decrepit stinky Mexican baby cave.
Eva Longoria’s fertile years are long past, so the tampon must be there to keep her uterus from falling out. After years of being a mudshark basketball groupie, Eva Longoria’s lady junk appears to have been permanently ripped open.
It looks as though former Disney star Selena Gomez has finally been caught having lesbian sex.
Selena Gomez has had a long line of lesbian lovers including Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, and Justin Bieber, so it is not surprising to see that she has finally been caught in the act engaging in sinful lesboqueering.
With this photographic evidence of Selena Gomez enjoying having a woman about to slide her warm wet tongue up her slit to gently caress her clit as her body quivers with erotic anticipation, we can better figure out what punishment to administer to her. I suggest death by stoning!
Jennifer Lawrence “forgets” to wear a bra exposing the shape of her nipples and areola in the photo above.
Clearly Jennifer Lawrence thinks she is being pretty clever by making it look like she accidentally showed her tits. Of course Jennifer won’t think she is quite so smart when us pious Muslims “accidentally” pelt her with stones.
What Hollywood harlots like Jennifer Lawrence don’t seem to understand is that we are chronicling all their whorish antics on this holy Muslim site so that one day when they are standing on trial in Shariah court they won’t be able to proclaim their innocence… and not just because they’ll be bound and gagged.
“Thor 2″ is set to be released in the fall, but the movie’s producers are already generating buzz for the film with Natalie Portman naked on the movie poster.
From this movie poster it is evident that the story for “Thor 2″ will center around the treacherous Zionist Jew Natalie Portman stealing Thor’s hammer in an effort to enslave humanity.
Thor will no doubt then call on us powerful Muslim men to help him defeat Natalie Portman before she f*cks herself with his hammer, destroying its power, and infecting it with a smell that just won’t come out.
Will Thor and his mighty Muslim allies triumph over this evil naked Shebrew? We’ll just have to wait and see when “Thor 2″ hits theaters November 8, 2013.
Hayden Panettiere is back on Miami Beach showing off her righteous Muslim body in the bikini pics below.
Muslimina Hayden certainly does Islam proud by intimidating the puny infidels with her squat and sturdy frame. Obviously her days spent milking goats, digging wells, and of course plowing the poppy fields have done her body good.
If only Hayden Panettiere had a sexy thick coating of dark body hair in these bikini pics, she’d be the ideal vision of Muslim beauty. Hayden should start a regimen of warm camel milk baths to stimulate the follicles, and then return to Miami Beach and really put the infidels to shame.