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New Vanessa Hudgens Naked Picture Leaked

Durka Durka — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:53:57 +0000

The above picture, which appears to be of a naked Vanessa Hudgens, is generating quite a bit of buzz on the Internet. Also Vanessa Hudgens’ new movie “Journey 2″ premieres in theaters tomorrow. Coincidence?

Of course this isn’t the first time Vanessa Hudgens has had naked photos leaked to the web. When she was younger and more attractive she famously had 2 different sets of self-shots nudes released online. Predictably Vanessa blamed the leak on a “hacker” (ahm her publicist) who allegedly broke into her phone and stole the pics.

If this is in fact a new Vanessa Hudgens nude pic it will be interesting to see who Vanessa tries to blame for its release. My guess is she’ll go with the current political hot topic, gay marriage.

Selena Gomez Films Herself In The Pool

Durka Durka — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:55:30 +0000

Actress, pop star, and filthy Mexican degenerate, Selena Gomez brazenly films herself in a pool in the video above.

Notice how Selena’s cleavage heaves as she cackles mischievously. Clearly she is up to no good in this vid, and is probably so amused because she is urinating in the pool.

It is unfortunate that Selena did not electrocute herself while filming this video. Maybe next time we will get lucky and she will try videotaping herself in a bathtub with a toaster.

Demi Lovato Bikini Butt Pic

Durka Durka — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:08:13 +0000

Former Disney star Demi Lovato showed off her disgusting butt in a bikini in the photo above nearly causing me to vomit up my lunch of smoked goat meat and camel milk.

How a fattie like Demi Lovato can have such a flat shapeless ass is beyond me. Clearly Demi has never been harnessed to a plow and made to perform a decent day’s work in her life.

Instead this porker lays by pools roasting her flesh in the sun (as if that is going to help her appearance), causing nausea in pious Muslim men like myself. Demi Lovato must either exercise her rump regularly or wear the burqa, there can be no compromise on this issue.

Katherine McPhee Whores Herself In GQ

Durka Durka — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:07:39 +0000

Katherine McPhee has a horrible new TV show out that will surely be canceled in 2 weeks called “Smash”. To gain attention for this piss poor excuse for entertainment, Katherine McPhee used the novel Hollywood marketing technique of taking slutty pictures.

As you can see in the photos below taken for the rag mag “GQ”, Katherine poses in lingerie in various erotic positions. What this has to do with her TV show about Broadway is anyone’s guess, but don’t suggest that she is whoring herself for attention or the infidels will throw a hissy fit and claim intolerance.

However, the fact remains that Katherine McPhee (like every non-Muslim woman in the Zionist entertainment industry) is no better than a filthy street walker, and has no qualms with prostituting herself as these slutty GQ pictures show.

Taylor Swift’s Bare Ass Exposed?

Durka Durka — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:26:02 +0000

Did country music star Taylor Swift expose her bare naked ass in the photo above? It certainly looks that way!

It comes as no surprise that Taylor Swift would try and generate publicity with a nude photo like this as she has basically been selling sex for years through her pornographic song lyrics and staged in concert upskirts.

If this is in fact Taylor Swift showing off her taut milky white hindquarters then a fatwa must be issued and charges brought in Sharia court for crimes against morality. For too long now Taylor Swift has brazenly violated Islamic law, it is time she pay for her crimes. Allahu Akbar!

Emma Stone Sinful Ginger Sideboob

Durka Durka — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:10:44 +0000

Following her ginger nature Emma Stone wore a loose fitting open back shirt with no bra, and then waited on a balcony for a gust of wind to come and blow open her shirt exposing her breast.

As it states in the Holy Qur’an, red hair is the mark of a lecherous woman who’s sinful cardinal desires shine through the hair follicles. When confronted with a ginger woman it is best to stone first and ask questions later, less you be subjected to brazen displays of sexual depravity like the Emma Stone sideboob pictures below.

Only the cleansing power of a righteous stoning can save Emma Stone from further acts of debauchery and almost certain damnation. Let us hope Emma travels to a civilized country like Yemen or Qatar, were gingers are dealt with properly before her slutty ginger ways rear their ugly head again.

Anne Hathaway Auditions For ‘Basic Instinct’ Remake

Durka Durka — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:51:42 +0000

Above is behind the scenes footage of Anne Hathaway auditioning for the “Basic Instinct” remake.

It is very apparent from the video above what role Anne is auditioning for in the remake… Michael Douglas’ character Detective Nick Curran. How else would you explain a woman wearing a jacket like that?

Anne Hathaway will make a fine detective in the “Basic Instinct” remake, and will certainly bring some much needed masculinity to the character after the effeminate Michael Douglas nearly ruined the original.

Amanda Bynes Flashes Her Breast

Durka Durka — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:18:10 +0000

Desperate to regain the spotlight, washed-up actress Amanda Bynes appears to have flashed her breast in the photo above.

It looks as though Amanda Bynes is leaving some Hollywood club after a night filled with heathen debauchery, when she catches sight of some paparazzi who are hopelessly looking for a celeb to photograph and decide to settle on her. Obviously Amanda tries to seize the moment by casually dropping her shirt from her shoulder exposing her sinful lady breast.

No doubt this is just the shot in the arm Amanda Bynes’ career needed, and thanks to the Zionists in Hollywood we will now be forced to see her once again starring in awful movies. This truly is a dark day for humanity.

Selena Gomez Brazilian Bikini Pics

Durka Durka — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:19:54 +0000

Selena Gomez is right at home showing off her butt in a bikini like the other wanton heathen women in Brazil.

Brazil is a nation obsessed with soccer and butt sex, so it is not surprising to see Selena Gomez down there with her bikini bottom firmly stuffed up her ass and not a soccer ball in sight.

These Brazilian Selena Gomez bikini pics clearly show that the former Disney star is trolling for anal. Selena obviously felt a desperate need for a good rectal stretching, and since a Muslim man would certainly split her in 2 with his powerful meat stick she has settled for a Brazilian backdoor banging.

Emma Stone Offensive Bikini Pics

Durka Durka — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:42:41 +0000

Actress and soulless ginger, Emma Stone offends Islam in the bikini pictures below.

As all Muslims know, Allah creates gingers like Emma Stone as a form of punishment for sins in a previous life (like being a Jew or lecherous woman). To pay for these past transgressions, gingers go through life being ridiculed and never feeling the sun on their sinful pasty skin.

However, due to the Jew science of sunblock, gingers like Emma Stone now have the capability to defy Allah’s will and expose their disgusting bodies to the light of day, and that is just what Emma Stone is doing in the bikini pictures below.

What an offense to Islam! If Emma Stone does not want to add a “d” to the end of her last name then she must repent immediately and never wear a bikini again.