Alicia Silverstone



Righteous North Korean hackers have hit heathen Hollywood again. This time the hackers released the Alicia Silverstone sex tape video below in response to Sony Pictures not complying with their latest demand that Seth Rogan and James Franco be executed for making the horribly unfunny anti-North Korean comedy “The Interview”.



The hackers further warned that this Alicia Silverstone sex tape video is just the start, and that they would not hesitate to release even more sex tape footage from irrelevant and forgotten 90’s actresses if Sony did not acquiesce to their demands. In response Sony Pictures chairman Amy Pascal pissed herself a little, and began shaking and sobbing uncontrollably.


While us Muslims applaud North Korea on successfully bringing Zionist Hollywood to heel with their computer hacking skills, we can not help but feel that they have gone too far with the leaking of this Alicia Silverstone sex tape video. Certainly there would be a lot less collateral damage if North Korea would have instead just dropped a nuke on Southern California, and spared us the sight of Alicia’s depraved sexual acts.

Olivia Wilde bikini



As you can see in the new photos below, Olivia Wilde continues to prostitute her shameful nearly nude body in a bikini on the beaches of Maui.


Even though Olivia Wilde’s body is pleasingly unfeminine, Allah will not stand for her continuing to insult him by flaunting it in bikinis like this. No doubt a giant coconut will soon drop on Olivia’s head in righteous retribution for this bikini blasphemy.


However, if even after Olivia gets a coconut to her noggin she still does not get the message, I wouldn’t be surprised if Allah erupted a mighty volcano covering all of Maui in ash or perhaps if he even sunk the whole damn island back into the ocean. For when it comes to the continued exposure of female flesh Allah doesn’t mess around, and his furious wrath will be felt.

 

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Reese Witherspoon nude



Screencaps of a Reese Witherspoon nude scene from her new movie “Wild” have just been leaked online and are posted below.


It has been quite a few years since Reese Witherspoon showed her tits on film, and the old girls appear to be holding up pretty well. Of course to limit the sag factor they have to be filmed when Reese is laying down, but at least they do not completely slide over to her armpits like a pair of runny sunny side up eggs.


Yes Reese Witherspoon looks surprisingly not horrible in these screencaps from her new nude scene in the movie “Wild”. While she is certainly not concubine material, I would consider letting Reese suck my finger clean after I finished checking my camel’s prostate, as the man in this scene appears to be doing.

 

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Taylor Swift topless



Taylor Swift poses completely topless while riding on the Hudson ferry in New York in the never before seen photo above.


New York is actually one of the few cities in the world in which women are legally allowed to brazenly flaunt their bare breasts, and Taylor Swift appears to be taking full advantage of this fact to publicly show off her perky little tit meat in this pic.


Of course it comes as no surprise to us righteous Muslims that an urban hellscape and cesspool of degeneracy like New York City would be OK with a woman’s sinful chesticles out flapping in the wind. As more progressive cities like London have agreed to let us Muslims establish Shariah law zones within their borders, New York continues to stubbornly resist the modern ideas of radical Islam. The result of this sort of backwards thinking is Taylor Swift topless and the righteous retribution that will surely come.

Candice Swanepoel lingerie



Someone at Victoria’s Secret accidentally forgot to airbrush out Candice Swanepoel’s nipples in the lingerie photo shoot below.


This mistake is completely understandable, as being a Victoria’s Secret photo editor is probably one of the worst and most high stress jobs in the world. Can you imagine sitting at a computer day in and day out looking at unedited photos of Victoria’s Secret models like Candice Swanepoel with their sinful nipples and blasphemous baby caves on full display? I for one shudder at the mere thought of such an existence.


With Victoria’s Secret increasing their lingerie depravity for the Christmas holiday and into Valentine’s day, it is no wonder that nipples and vaginal mounds are starting to slip through the cracks, as the brave photo editing souls who try to spare us such degeneracy begin to wear down and crack under the enormous pressure of this avalanche of super model smut.

 

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Olivia Wilde vagina



Olivia Wilde lets slip her sloppy wet vagina while struggling to climb onto her paddleboard in the photos below.


This Olivia Wilde vagina lip slip is not only the perfect example of why women should wear the burka at all times, but also of why they should never pursue athletic endeavors. For invariably when a woman tries to seek enjoyment in a physical manner she always ends up whoring her sinful body. This is because women are sinful and djinn infested creatures by nature, so they can not help but spread immorality whenever given the opportunity.


Of course the burka and the firm hand of a Muslim husband do a good job of keeping females in line, but unfortunately for Olivia Wilde she is lacking both of these things and as a result her nasty beaten up vagina is out flapping in the wind for all to see.

 

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