“Community”, “Mad Men”, and Smirnoff vodka commercials star Alison Brie exposes her bulbous milky white boobs in the photos below from the new issue of the Mexican version of GQ magazine.
If Alison Brie thinks that she can make her way down to the hellhole that is Mexico, and flaunt her deep cleavage and sideboob with impunity she has another thing coming.
While it is true that Mexico is a hopelessly depraved nation, and will certainly be one of the last in which holy Sharia law is established, the day will still inevitably come in which us Muslims subjugate the shiftless donkey humping natives under a caliphate. When that happens rest assured that Alison Brie and her luscious breasts will have to answer for their crimes in these GQ photos… perhaps by being pelted with stale burritos, or perhaps by being strung up like pinata and seeing what comes pouring out of her.
The video above was reportedly recorded off of Taylor Swift’s home webcam after it was taken over by hackers.
As you can see in this video, Taylor Swift appears to be yammering away (probably about her favorite dildos) before the scene cuts to one of her spread naked on her bed toying with her lady lips. The video then proceeds to continue cutting between Taylor babbling like a moron, and her taking a vibrator to her clit like a tremendous whore.
This webcam video certainly illustrates the duality of Taylor Swift’s personality, as she often alternates between being a vapid twit and an insatiable sex kitten. If Taylor could learn to shut her damn mouth then she may just have a future performing as a cam whore. In fact, our holy Muslim webcam site CJcams.com is ready to offer Taylor a poorly decorated bedroom to shoot from, and half a gallon of industrial strength lube if she will come be an exclusive performer on our site. After seeing her lackluster performance in this video, I think the offer is more than generous.
Kim Kardashian just posted the photo above of her ass in a leoptard thong to her Instagram. Not one to ever be out done in the attention whoring department, Miley Cyrus responded by posting the photo below of her nipple in a see through bra to her Instagram.
Of course the common denominator between these Kim and Miley photos (besides the herpes) is Instagram. Which should not be surprising as Instagram is a plague upon humanity and an insult to Islam.
Unfortunately us Muslims have yet to figure out how to defeat the Jew science and black magic behind Instagram. We have tried everything we could think of to destroy it, including bring up the app on our cell phones and then stoning it, dousing it in acid, and trying to cut off its head with our scimitars, but alas it was to no avail.
Let us pray to Allah that he smites Instagram soon less this vehicle for self-indulgent sluttery continue to persist, and more disturbing photos like Kim Kardashian’s and Miley Cyrus’ above come to light and offend our pious Muslim aesthetic.
A picture of Mila Kunis giving a blowjob while covered in a facial appears to have just been leaked online.
Of course Mila Kunis could be sucking off any number of men in this photo, but one man it clearly isn’t is her husband Ashton Kutcher as the penis does not appear to be 3 inches, crocked, and covered in Wilmer Valderrama’s ass juice.
With Ashton out of the picture the most likely candidate is none other than “Family Guy” creator Seth MacFarlane. Seth has long had an irrational affinity for Mila Kunis, as he hired her as a voice actor on “Family Guy” (despite her annoyingly whiny voice) and for a starring movie role in “Ted” (despite her annoyingly awful acting). If taking a piddly amount of Seth’s man juice to her eye is the price Mila must pay for success, then she certainly is getting off easier then most actresses.
It seems hard to believe that it was 18 years ago when the movie “Austin Powers” came out, and Elizabeth Hurley was the top whore in all of heathen Hollywood.
Those were of course simpler times as it was before social media, so Elizabeth could be easily jetted off on private planes to service mighty Muslim Sheiks who would freely pound Elizabeth’s big hairy English muff “camel style” under the desert moon.
To commemorate this nostalgic era we have compiled the ultimate collection of nude and nearly nude Elizabeth Hurley photos below. As you can see Elizabeth Hurley was one tight saucy strumpet worthy of much Muslim deep dicking, it is a shame she had to die… or she may still be alive, hell it doesn’t really matter if she is alive or not as she must be so old by now that she might as well be dead.
It is the moment earnest Nickelodeon watching pedophiles have been waiting a long time for, as “iCarly” star Miranda Cosgrove finally sluts it up on-screen in the video above from her new movie “The Intruders”.
Of course Miranda Cosgrove is now far too old and pie-faced to be found sexually attractive, but there is still something oddly satisfying about seeing Miranda’s panties covered ass up on the big screen for the first time.
Unfortunately for Miranda her slutty movie debut is destined to be a flop, as this “The Intruders” movie looks horrendous. No one wants to watch 2 hours of some frumpy chick home alone wishfully playing out home invasion rape fantasies only to be consistently disappointed when the gang of Negroes she was hoping for keeps turning out to be a homoqueer former Abercrombie model contracted to fix some leaking pipes.