Fox’s “New Girl” star and hipster sex symbol Zooey Deschanel poses completely nude and gets a little wet in the photos below.
Believe it or not this is Zooey Deschanel’s first full nude photo shoot, and it appears as though it is just as quirky and offbeat as she is with her randomly dripping water on naked body with an eye dropper.
No doubt this naked eye dropping is some sort of hipster fetish popular in Brooklyn among Zooey’s large fan base of vegan artisanal beet entrepreneurs. Probably because the piddly drops of clear liquid remind them of their own pathetic ejaculate coming from their tiny shriveled up hipster mouse balls.
Rapper Nicki Minaj squats down her enormous ass while in a tiny pink g-string in the photo above from the cover of her new album “Anaconda”.
What a complete and utter travesty it is that Nicki Minaj’s she-boon bulbous backside is not being put to good use in the fields pulling the plow for us Muslim men. Why I bet with a piece of fried chicken on the end of a stick for motivation, and some vigorous use of the whip Nicki Minaj could till 50 hectares of tough soil in a single day with her powerful rump.
Of course in the degenerate West such a fine piece of livestock like Nicki Minaj is squandered on selling sex to the depraved masses with g-string album covers like this “Anaconda” one. The irony of this is that no infidel man has an “anaconda” big enough to make it through Nicki Minaj’s thick booty meat, but if she were to fulfill her destiny as a piece of farm equipment in the Middle East us Muslim men are more than equipped to properly satisfy her primitive sexual desires.
Nickelodeon star Jennette McCurdy posted the photo above to her Instagram with the hashtags “#datass, #fapfapfap”.
“Fap” is of course Internet slang for the sound of masturbating, so clearly what Jennette McCurdy is so elegantly trying to convey is that she wants people to masturbate while looking at her ass.
Unfortunately for Jennette McCurdy her ass is completely unremarkable. In fact the only thing about her that is slightly masturbation worthy are her tits, and they are hidden away behind a baggy shirt in this picture.
I can guarantee that no seed will be spilled by us Muslim men over this Jennette McCurdy photo. Unless of course out of frame there is a righteous Muslim with an AK-47, and he is the reason Jennette’s hands are against the wall. My ball sack would certainly empty at such an erotic scene.
Above is an exclusive first look at Scarlett Johansson’s character Black Widow’s sex scene with The Hulk from the upcoming blockbuster movie “Avengers: Age of Ultron”.
Scarlett Johansson insisted on doing all her own stunts in “Avengers: Age of Ultron”, and as you can see in the GIF above she takes her Hulk smashing like a champ. Of course this should come as no surprise as Scarlett Johansson has had plenty of practice preparing for this scene by being rode hard and put up wet by most of the guys in the Los Angeles area.
No doubt this Scarlett Johansson sex scene will be a favorite of the degenerate infidel movie going public when “Avengers: Age of Ultron” is released May 2015, and the Zionists will certainly try and capitalize on this by selling a Black Widow action figure with a giant banged out hole for a crotch.
Selena Gomez’s swimsuit can not contain her erect nipples and brown Mexican ass while partying on Saudi Prince Awan Afuqya’s sex boat in the photos below.
Yes now that Selena Gomez is following the righteous path of being a Muslim’s sex slave she is having the time of her life cruising the Red Sea on a yacht, sharing intimate showers with model Cara Delevingne, and of course finally getting properly pounded out by a virile Muslim man.
Let Selena Gomez’s engorged tit toppers in these pics be a lesson to every desirable infidel woman that unimaginable erotic pleasures await them if they simply submit to Islam, as us skilled Muslim cocksman will keep them in a constant state of arousal. Which is of course something the average pathetically tiny impotent infidel man (like Justin Bieber) could never even dream of doing.
Taylor Swift has gone full dyke, and is now dressing like a man for her girlfriend super model Karlie Kloss.
The fact that the mainstream media has yet to “out” Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss as a lesboqueer couple, despite the fact that the two confirmed bachelorettes have been spending every waking moment together, just goes to show how corrupt and controlled it is. For the Zionist cabal that runs the big media companies in the West still profits off of Taylor Swift’s wholesome good girl image, and so they refuse to allow anyone to report that Taylor is a flaming gay.
How else could you explain Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss basically living together all summer in New York City (the supposed media capital of the world), and no one mentioning their obvious lesbian relationship? I bet Taylor and Karlie could scissor their dripping wet sin slits together in the middle of Times Square and the mainstream media would just remark on what great “gal pals” they are.