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Jessica Alba proves once again that motherhood has not changed her whore like ways, and its only impact on her has been saggier breasts.

How I pity Jessica Alba’s child. Imagine having a mother that walked around in a revealing top like that, bent over so her bosom dangles for all to see. How much shame must that child feel? How much happier would he be if Jessica wore a motherly burka instead of dressing like a street walker?

Jessica Alba has got to realize that now that her loins have been soiled by birthing a non Muslim child, no one is interested in what little sex appeal she has left no matter much cleavage she sticks in our face. She is just bringing shame to her family with these pathetic attempts to draw attention to herself.

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Emma Watson you little tramp! How dare you flash your bare legs and upper thighs to the paparazzi.

I’ll have you know Ms Watson that some paparazzi are good Allah fearing Muslims with a harem of wives who they tolerate very much. They don’t need your unwanted sexual advances to cloud their pure minds. Allah help me if any of those fine men were thrown into a sexual frenzy from seeing your thighs and forced to go off and cheat on their wives with numerous women then I will see to it that the clerics hold you personally responsible and that you are taken out back of the Mosque and horse whipped.

Here is the photographic evidence of Emma Watson trying to corrupt the hard working pious paparazzi with her tight milky white thighs.

 

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Noted thespian and lesbian Demi Lovato courageously decided to show up alone at Vanity Fairs’ Oscars Party.

Lovato, who is currently on the rebound from her very public break up with long time lover Selena Gomez, went stag to the party when she found out that her first choice for a date, Joe Jonas, was in fact a man not a dyke.

I say kudos to Demi Lovato for having the moxie to show her disgraced lesbian face in public after getting dumped by Selena. Look at these pics of Demi. She is a pretty girl and any girl would be lucky to have her feverishly lapping between their legs.

 

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The harlot known as Audrina Patridge has finally gotten a comeuppance for her sinful ways! Yesterday, “The Hills” star was dressed like a prostitute, parading her supple young body around on roller skates for all to see, when Allah, in his infinite wisdom, answered my prayers and caused her to fall out of the skates and break her spine! Praise be his name!

Many of you will feel sorry for Audrina and her misfortune. Let me assure you that your sympathies are misplaced. The Qur’an clearly states that “women are forbidden from operating sandals equipped with wheels for the purpose of amusement.” Audrina was in clear violation of this rule and is lucky she wasn’t stoned to death.

Here are pictures leading up to the crash followed by a nice shot of Audrina writhing in agony. Enjoy.

 

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Here are some pictures of Megan Fox when she was in high school at Morningside Academy in Florida.

Remarkably Megan was voted “Most Likely To Be Railed By A Cast Member From 90210″ her senior year. She was also not very popular in school because of her freak toe thumbs. The teenagers would call her cruel names like “Old Toe Thumbs Fox” and “That Stupid Cum Sl*t”

Anyway enjoy these pictures on an underage Megan Fox in her school girl uniform. It is hard to believe that this fresh faced girl would grow up into the tattooed sex freak we know and love today.

 

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Celebrities are all hopeless nitwits. For example look at this picture of Jessica Biel washing her toes. She is doing it all wrong!

First Jessica you do not need to be topless to wash you toes. You just need to remove your shoes and any socks you may or may not be wearing. Your full beautiful breasts have nothing to do with toe washing!

Next Jessica you do not have to climb into a sink to wash your toes. You can simply bend over or crouch down in the shower to clean them, or better yet if you are taking a bath you can just bend your knees and reach them. How stupid is this girl to climb into a sink? I mean come on!

Jessica Biel, like all celebrities, is a mentally challenged f*cktard who has no place in decent society. Someone should strap a helmet on her and confine her to a padded room, so she can not harm herself or others.

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Miley Cyrus was out walking yesterday with a mysterious old man. No one knows for sure the identity of Miley’s companion but Celeb Jihad has learned that it is most likely 42-year-old Chet Herpenstein from Van Nuys, CA.

According to our sources, Chet lured Miley into his Mom’s van by asking her to help look for his lost puppy, and the two have been inseparable since. Chet’s mom Gloria Herpenstein is none to pleased about her son dating Miley though. She has been complaining to friends that she hears weird noises coming from his room down in the basement, and that the door is always locked when it never use to be in the past.

Here are the pictures of Miley Cyrus and her old man companion going for a walk together. Not pictured is Miley trying to slip a note to the photographer before being tasered and dragged back to a nearby residence.