A nude photo of country music star Carrie Underwood has just been leaked to the Internet.
This Carrie Underwood nude appears to be from the after-party for her “The Sound Of Music” special which aired live last night on NBC.
Of course the sound of music to us Muslims will be when the Shariah court pronounces Carrie Underwood guilty for her blasphemous crimes against Islam (not the least of which is her defiling of the memory of the original Julie Andrews “The Sound Of Music” movie), and the stones start thumping off of her head.
Lindsay Lohan looks surprisingly not too horrible in these swimsuit pictures from Miami.
Obviously sobriety and the added fabric of a swimsuit instead of a bikini agrees with Lindsay Lohan. Who knows if Lindsay decides to stay clean and wear a burka maybe someday she’ll be fit to tongue the ass of my prized camel.
Yes things are certainly looking up for Lindsay Lohan, as she no longer has to suck off Hollywood douchebags in bar bathrooms for coke, and can instead suck them off in nearby motels for straight cash.
As you can see in the photo above, Princess Kate Middleton made a surprise visit to the Wellington Barracks next to Buckingham Palace late last night.
Visibly intoxicated after a night out at the pubs, Kate Middleton reportedly told the duty officer that as a Royal she takes her duties very seriously, and that she thought the men could use a pick me up for the holidays.
Kate Middleton then proceeded to stumble into the barracks while stripping off her clothes and singing “God Save the Queen”. “It was great to see. We haven’t had this kind of support for our men since Princess Diana” remarked base commander Colonel Reginald Featherbottom.
Will Smith’s husband Jada Pinkett Smith shows off his mummified corpse of a body on the beach while in a thong bikini in the photos below.
Jada Pinkett Smith’s face looks like its had one too many bananas slapped across it, and even by Sub-Saharan standards his body is simply revolting.
Thank Allah Jada and Will’s son Willow can also be seen in these pics. Willow is one good looking lad! With his narrow hips and shapeless body, Willow would make a fine “dancing boy” in a mighty Muslim’s harem. I wonder how many packets of Kool-Aid Will Smith will sell him for.
A topless photo of 18-year-old half Kardashian Kendall Jenner has just leaked to the Web.
This topless Kendall Jenner pic probably comes from her mother Kris Jenner’s private collection, which she uses to try and entice rappers to make a sex tape with her daughter.
Kris Jenner knows that the only way Kendall Jenner is going to become a cultural icon (and cash cow) like her big sister Kim Kardashian, is if the degenerate American public sees her being defiled by a big black cock. Perhaps Kris could get Kendall to take a photo with a chicken bone sticking out of her ass next.
Selena Gomez has once again offended Islam! This time Selena desecrated the holy Muslim art of belly dancing with her squat Mexican frame.
As you can see in the GIF above, Selena Gomez rotates her wide hips while doing a belly dance roll. The fact that we can not only see Selena’s sinful feminine curves, but her ass as well, proves that Selena doesn’t know the first thing about belly dancing.
Belly dancing must be performed in a burka, so that the sight of a woman’s shape does not offend the Muslim aesthetic. That is why it is preferable that young dancing boys (bacha bazi) do the dance, so that us Muslim men can appreciate its seductive movements without fear of sinfully lusting after a woman.