A new book called “Culo” is making headlines, because it appears to feature nothing but picture after picture of naked celebrity butts. With notorious whores like Fergie, Lady Gaga, and Sarah McLachlan showing their bare asses, it is hard to understand what all the fuss is about.

However, this book will serve as an excellent research tool for us Muslims when we finish our conquest of the West, and have to decide who should be stoned first. Below are all the pictures currently available online from the book “Culo”. To match the celebrity to the butt I will list them below in order of appearance:

1. Alessandra Ambrosio, 2. Bianca Balti, 3. Edyta Sliwinska, 4. Irina Shayk, 5. Kate Upton, 6. Lady Gaga, 7. Lauren Bennett, 8. Leeann Tweeden, 9. Nicole Scherzinger, 10. Pam Anderson, 11. Sarah McLachlan, 12. Fergie, 13. Stacy Keibler (with friends)

She may have an expression on her face that makes her look like she just got hit in the head, but I’m warming up to Fergie’s profile.

Does this make up for her music? Of course not. Maybe reversing global warming or eradicating hunger would make up for “My Humps,” but that’s about it.

She still has the hair of a Lego person, and there’s still this picture of her wetting herself so she’s far from the total package, but she could totally be a model for those female silhouette mudflaps.