We have just received the above pic of Justin Bieber in a tight cut off belly shirt and panties. Could this signal that Justin is ready to ditch her “good girl” image and take on a sexier more grownup persona?
Everyone knows that Justin has a considerably large fan base of horned up preteen and teen lesbian girls who think Justin is the greatest thing since the end of a hairbrush. However, it will be interesting to see how they react to this new sexy Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber in panties just goes to show you that you can only sell sex to children for so long before you have to reinvent yourself and push societal limits. Hormonal teens are one of the most lucrative markets in all of the heathen West, and if you want to keep raking in their money you are going to have to come up with new ways to titillate them, morality and their parents be damned.
My fellow Jihadists we here at CelebJihad are fuming mad right now! CNN and the rest of the Zionist controlled mainstream media have just unleashed an attack against our holy site.
Watch the video below of the woman (ugh) CNN reporter slandering our good name, and referring to our site as a “joke”. At the 1:47 mark is when her heathen tongue begins to defile our noble cause.
We always knew it was just a matter of time before the Zionists unleashed their dogs (the mainstream media) against us. What they are attacking us over is this Justin Bieber ground zero mosque story we ran a few months ago.
Now we here at CelebJihad just report the facts as we see them. We don’t make any claims to being “literate” or being able to speak a word of english. In fact all my posts are dictated using crude sketches on scraps of paper to a Mexican day laborer named Manuel.
Anyway the onslaught against CelebJihad continues with the likes of Salon, Rolling Stone, Washington Post, and New York Magazine all running smear pieces against us. Some even going so far as to refer to us as a “softcore celebrity porn” site.
What these Zionists shills fail to realize is that this site has been blessed by Allah as the leading Islamic extremist celebrity gossip site. All their attacks on us are futile and we will continue to disparage their precious celebrities idols. Allahu Akbar!
As you probably already know Katy Perry is a whore, but did you also know that there are things called “gifs” that capture Katy Perry’s whoreyness in action? Oh you did. OK well good for you. Here are the top 5 sexy Katy Perry gifs on the Internet.
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Look Katy Perry is shooting cum out of her tits. It is ok though because it is all part of her “art”.
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Katy Perry has big tits, and she likes to press them together as she bounces up and down. Nothing wrong with that.
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When Katy Perry is performing on stage she likes to simulate masturbation. You know to distract from the fact that she has no musical talent.
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Sometimes when discussing Existential philosophy Katy Perry likes to make a point by simulating oral sex. Just kidding she is just a dumb whore.
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This is what Katy Perry looks like when she is riding her limp-dick limey finance’s pecker. Hot!
What happens when two of the greatest sexual deviants in music history, Michael Jackson and Queen’s Freddie Mercury, meet for the first time? Why they get erections discussing homosex with boys of course.
In the classic picture above from a 1984 NAMBLA Cookies, Cake, and Rohypnol Spring Mixer, Queen’s lead singer Freddie Mercury AKA Dick Diddler, Johnny Rimjob, or Sweet Daddy Bear exchanges pleasantries with a young Michael Jackson. As this photo clearly shows Freddie Mercury finds Michael Jackson’s pleasantries quite pleasant, as the bulge in his pants is quite pronounced.
We can only speculate but Michael Jackson is probably telling Freddie about his sleepover parties with young boys, and how much they enjoy playing games like cave explorers, tummy sticks, and snake bite. While Freddie is probably responding that sounds great but have you ever had your balls tickled by a man’s mustache.
This picture of Michael Jackson and Freddie Mercury… and Freddie Mercury’s erection is a part of music history. Let us never forget these two perverted music legends.
Wow Disney star Demi Lovato is nothing more than an insensitive bigot. Just look how she mocks African American culture in the picture above.
Demi Lovato is obviously trying to be ironic with this outfit. She is saying, “Hey look at me in my stupid multicolored clothing and tacky jewelry. I’m just like a black person.”
Civil rights has come a long way in this country. With the election of an almost black guy as President you’d think that the racism that Demi Lovato is exhibiting would be a thing of the past. I guess people like Demi Lovato just have so much hate in their hearts they can not help but continue to perpetuate racial strife.
With this picture, Demi Lovato is disparaging African American culture. Great African American leaders like MC Hammer, Doug E Fresh, and Biz Markie blazed the way for black people to dress like complete retards, and now Demi Lovato has belittled their great cultural achievements.
What is next Demi are you going to call someone the N-word? Or tell racist jokes like, “What did the black boy give his brother for his birthday? My bike!” or maybe “What is the one positive thing about black people? HIV” or will you go with this classic “Why does Aspirin have cotton in the bottle? To remind black people that they picked cotton before they did drugs.”
Demi Lovato sickens me because she embodies the two things in life that I hate: racism and stupid dago wops.
For nearly 2 decades Brigitte Bardot was considered the sexiest woman in the world. An impressive feat that is even more stunning because Brigitte maintained her title in an age before plastic surgery, airbrushing, and Photoshop.
For the past couple years Megan Fox has been the consensus hottest woman in Hollywood, and is no doubt at the peak of her sexiness. However, is Megan Fox hotter in her prime now than Brigitte Bardot was in her day? We are about to find out.
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 Brigitte Bardot pushed the limits of sexiness with extremely risque photos for the times. Bardot was always ready and willing to help men around the world spill their seed, and she seemed to get a perverse enjoyment out of it. How sexy is that? |
 Megan Fox has not done much that would be considered risque by today’s standards. In fact in many instances Megan has been down right dull. Of course in her defense she’d have to spread eagle in with a cucumber in her to get a reaction out of people nowadays. |
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| Advantage: Brigitte Bardot | |
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 Brigitte Bardot basically invented and definitely perfected the staged upskirt picture. Not to mention she is wearing white lace panties in this picture. It does not get more classic sexy than that. |
 Megan Fox looks great in this picture. The whole I’m pulling down the front of my panties to almost show you my vagina thing is super hot. However, it is not innovative in any way, and is slightly trashy. |
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| Advantage: Brigitte Bardot | |
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 Side boob is an important element in any sexy woman’s arsenal. Brigitte Bardot did rock a very nice side boob in this classic picture. |
 Megan Fox double side boob all the way! Oh my God! Oh my God! WHOOO! Oh wow look at that! Full on double side boob all the way! What does this mean? |
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| Advantage: Megan Fox | |
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 What a bikini? Yes even back in the 50′s and 60′s Brigitte Bardot rocked them. Her body is flawless and she liked to show it off. However I can not help but feel those bottoms are too bulky. |
 Megan Fox in a tiny tight pink bikini. It doesn’t get much better than that right? Wrong, she could also be about to give fellatio to an ice cube. |
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| Advantage: Megan Fox | |
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 When Brigitte Bardot was feeling sexy she would wear a see through shirt and a feather boa. |
 When Megan Fox is feeling sexy she pulls down her panties to show you a tattoo of her boyfriend’s name. |
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| Advantage: Brigitte Bardot | |
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 Brigitte Bardot had a respectable nice tight round ass. Admittedly it was nothing spectacular, but Brigitte was French so she almost certainly did enjoy anal. |
 Megan Fox also does not have a particularly impressive ass, but she is almost certainly to stuck up to enjoy a good backdoor banging. |
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| Advantage: Brigitte Bardot | |
And the winner is Brigitte Bardot! Though Megan Fox is a once in a generation hotness talent she is no match for Brigitte who is one of the sexiest women to ever walk Allah’s green earth. Let us celebrate Brigitte Bardot’s victory with some naked pictures of her here, here, and here.
Barring an act of Allah or a presidential pardon, Lindsay Lohan is headed for prison. While the “big house” is no place for a lovely young girl like Lindsay, the following tips will help her get through unscathed (and unshived).
1. Prison blow is weak. Make sure to pack your orifices tight with that sweet pure Bogota white before you’re incarcerated.2. On your first day in prison, find the biggest, baddest girl in the place and eat her out. That will teach the other inmates not to f*ck with you.
3. Prison is a lot like Freaky Friday in the sense that you’ll spend a lot of time with women like Jaimie Lee Curtis inside you.
4. Fighting boredom is key. Keep yourself busy by lifting weights or learning to read.
5. When in the shower, be sure not to drop your exfoliator or shea butter hair mask. Prison shower floors are filthy!
6. If a prison guard comes on to you, it’s best to do what he wants. You never know, he could have a cousin who is a bouncer at a hot club, or something.
7. If someone comes after you, fall back on your acting chops. While using your expert British accent, explain to your attacker that you’re actually “Lindsay’s long-lost twin sister from England.”
8. Although only one letter apart, the words “snatch” and “snitch” have very different meanings in the Pen. One will save your life, and the other will get you killed.9. In prison, Herbie the Love Bug isn’t a cute Disney character, but rather the nickname for an aggressive strain of crabs that can survive an entire can of Raid.
10. If someone yells “Cut!” in prison, it’s not the end of the scene, but rather the beginning of the action. Act accordingly.
11. Upon your release, adjusting to life on the outside may prove difficult. I recommend a strict regiment of alcohol and prescription drugs to help you cope.
