March is here and that means it is time for “March Madness” in the heathen West. For those who don’t know “March Madness” refers to the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. A tournament that pits African tribesman against one another at the sport of “basketball” for the amusement of overweight whites and the profit of Jews.
In response to this shameful heathen basketball tournament we here at Celeb Jihad have developed a far grander competition called “March Mammary Madness” in which topless celebrities square off against each other to win the coveted title of “Top Titties in Tinseltown”
Winners were selected by a consensus of sheiks, imams, and clerics based on which breasts they would most like to tongue lash. Below are the results of the tournament thus far.
The Areola Eight
 #1 Scarlett Johansson | VS |
 #8 Michelle Tractenburg |
 #2 Katy Perry | VS |
 #7 Kate Beckinsale |
 #3 Jenna Fischer | VS |
 #6 Emma Watson |
 #4 Sienna Miller | VS |
 #5 Mary Elizabeth Winstead |
The Funbag Four
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#1 Scarlett Johansson | VS |
#6 Emma Watson |
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#2 Katy Perry | VS |
#5 Mary Elizabeth Winstead |
Upstart and tournament Cinderella story Mary Elizabeth Winstead has made it to the finals to face off against perennial contender Scarlett Johansson. However, for the final match our council of powerful Muslim men have chosen to give the deciding vote to the readers of this holy Islamic celebrity gossip site provided that none of the people voting are infidels, women, or without a proper beard.
The Chest Championship
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#1 Scarlett Johansson | VS |
#5 Mary Elizabeth Winstead |
It appears as though former “Harry Potter” star Emma Watson is now a sex slave.
It should come as no surprise that Emma Watson would embrace the role of a submissive, giving herself over to her master’s every desire, as she spent her whole childhood submitting to Satan by promoting the dark arts and devil worship in the Harry Potter movies.
Really it was inevitable that Emma Watson would find that she could only derive sexual pleasure from being used and abused by a dominate male. If only Emma had been born a Muslim she could have discovered this about herself so much sooner, and not have damned herself to the eternal hellfire.
Are Hilary Duff and Emma Watson Hollywood’s newest lesbian power couple? According to this photo of Hilary playing with Emma’s snatch the answer is yes!
While it has long been reported on this site that Emma Watson is a degenerate lesboqueer, we had yet to confirm the same of Hilary Duff. Of course we have always had our suspicions considering her strong masculine jaw line, perfect for munching lady crotch. Not to mention her last name is Duff which is just one letter away from Muff.
Yes Emma Watson and Hilary Duff are almost certainly lesbian lovers. The thought of them passionately licking, sucking, and fingering their taut bodies haunts my dreams, making me erect with disgust. May Allah smite them soon for this deviant lesboqueer behavior.
Emma Watson brazenly shows her shameful nipples while wearing a see through dress to a British award show.
A woman’s body is an abomination in the eyes of Allah, and it must be covered at all times. Just because Emma Watson looks like a man it does not mean she should be allowed to flaunt her disgusting aureola like this.
If Emma Watson thinks that she can get away with displaying her puffy pink nipples in the pictures below because she has an androgynous hairstyle she has another thing coming… and that thing is the stern hand of Sharia justice. Allahu Akbar!
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Has Emma Watson always been the sex crazed degenerate we know her as today? According to this recently unearthed photo of a young Emma Watson flashing her panties the answer is a resounding yes!
Clearly this picture of a young Emma Watson slutting it up proves, what us Muslims have always maintained, that some women are born whores. That is why we wisely execute any girl who shows even the slightest hint of sexual desire.
Sadly in the backwards barbaric West women are allowed to run amok, no matter how obvious it is that their sinful urges are out of control. The result is the young Emma Watson showing her panties above is allowed to grow into the old Emma Watson of today who denigrates society by performing all manner of sick sexual acts.
In a effort to profit from the 3D craze, it appears as though the Zionists will be re-releasing “Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince” using RealD 3D technology.
To celebrate, this limited edition Emma Watson in a corset 3D poster has been issued. If you are a sadist and had the proper 3D viewing goggles it would look like Emma Watson was coming right at you dressed like this with that wanton look in her eye. A truly terrifying experience!
Actress Emma Watson appears to have been caught deep throating a man in the shocking picture above.
Clearly the man in question is not a Muslim as he is shamefully low on pubic hair, and a Muslim man would never allow Emma Watson’s diseased flapper near his enormous dong.
Most likely Emma Watson is deep throating some tiny prick Jew producer to land her next acting job. This is a common practice upon the infidel actresses (and actors) in heathen Hollywood.
