Saucy redheaded minx Emma Stone appears to spread her legs in the disgusting nude photo above.
As if being a redhead wasn’t offensive enough, Emma Stone now has to disrespect Islam further by showing off her sinful nude female body.
No doubt imams from Kabul to Baghdad will be closely studying this Emma Stone nude photo to determine Islam’s response to this egregious affront. However, insiders have already indicated that she will soon be known as Emma Stoned.
It looks as though the inevitable has finally happened and actresses Emma Stone, Emma Roberts, and Emma Watson were caught in an all Emma lesbian orgy.
Having the same first name as another actress is really more than enough reason to have lesboqueer relations in heathen Hollywood. I imagine the conversation was something along the lines of “Hey we are all named Emma lets tongue each others f*ck boxes”.
Yes Emma Stone, Emma Roberts, and Emma Watson were clearly destined to have a dyke fest. It is just a shame Allah didn’t smite them all right then and there, but it is understandable as he was probably too nauseated from the scene.
Actress and soulless ginger Emma Stone appears to be spreading her legs while naked in the photo above.
Allah in his infinite wisdom curses extremely lecherous women (like Emma Stone) with red hair, so that they will be easy to spot and hurl rocks at.
Of course now that Emma Stone has posed naked she will become an even greater target for our righteous Islamic stones of justice, so she will have nowhere to hide when Islam conquers the West.
In a desperate attempt to get taken to Poundtown by a virile Muslim man, Emma Stone is running the above commercial throughout the Islamic world.
Of course Emma Stone is a fool and will never get sexed by a Muslim after running an ad like this. In fact the only banging she is likely to receive from us Muslims will be from the banging of rocks off of her insolent infidel head if she continues to pursue our enormous Islamic dongs in such an aggressive manner.
Emma Stone needs to realize that us Muslims are not like the limp-dicked homoqueer Jews she is use to in the heathen US of A. We are strong manly men who require women show us the utmost respect before we grace their sinful lady holes with our powerful giant Islamic flesh swords. Us Muslim men will certainly not be pushed around by a sass-mouthed female like Emma Stone demanding we “bang”.
Following her ginger nature Emma Stone wore a loose fitting open back shirt with no bra, and then waited on a balcony for a gust of wind to come and blow open her shirt exposing her breast.
As it states in the Holy Qur’an, red hair is the mark of a lecherous woman who’s sinful cardinal desires shine through the hair follicles. When confronted with a ginger woman it is best to stone first and ask questions later, less you be subjected to brazen displays of sexual depravity like the Emma Stone sideboob pictures below.
Only the cleansing power of a righteous stoning can save Emma Stone from further acts of debauchery and almost certain damnation. Let us hope Emma travels to a civilized country like Yemen or Qatar, were gingers are dealt with properly before her slutty ginger ways rear their ugly head again.
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Actress and soulless ginger, Emma Stone offends Islam in the bikini pictures below.
As all Muslims know, Allah creates gingers like Emma Stone as a form of punishment for sins in a previous life (like being a Jew or lecherous woman). To pay for these past transgressions, gingers go through life being ridiculed and never feeling the sun on their sinful pasty skin.
However, due to the Jew science of sunblock, gingers like Emma Stone now have the capability to defy Allah’s will and expose their disgusting bodies to the light of day, and that is just what Emma Stone is doing in the bikini pictures below.
What an offense to Islam! If Emma Stone does not want to add a “d” to the end of her last name then she must repent immediately and never wear a bikini again.
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In perhaps the funniest move of his career, Jim Carrey recorded a creepy video message for actress Emma Stone telling her how he wants to f*ck her and have fat redhead children with her.
Truly this video is Jim Carrey at his best, staring creepily into an uncomfortably close camera while taking about having sex with a stranger who is 27 years his junior. But don’t take my word for it, see the comedic genius for yourself in the video below.
One can only hope that this is only the beginning of the creepy videos Jim Carrey will be making for Emma Stone. For his next one it would be great if Jim filmed himself slowly masturbating while wearing a red wig and applying thick red lipstick. He could talk about how sexy Emma Stone makes him feel, before shooting a load unto a “Zombieland” movie poster. That would be hilarious!
