In the photo above taken in 1982, a then 19-year-old Demi Moore was caught making out with her 15-year-old “General Hospital” co-star Philip Tanzini.
Demi Moore’s addiction to young cock has clearly been something that has been going on for years now, and she is finally doing something about it by checking into rehab.
It remains to be seen if rehab will break Demi Moore of her juvenile schlong addiction, but certainly a few shock treatment sessions teaching her to eat raisins instead of grapes is her best shot.
At 49-years-old Demi Moore can no longer continue carrying on her addiction to adolescent meat. Either Demi beats it now or she’ll succumb to it forever, and one day find herself nursing a broken hip after a vigorous Mason Kardashian babysitting session.
After reportedly receiving $15.4 million from CBS to star on the hit TV show “Two And A Half Men”, Ashton Kutcher can finally afford to move out of his mom Demi Moore’s house.
This move comes as no surprise as it has been rumored for months that Ashton might make a break from his mother. Especially since Ashton and Demi have been at each others’ throats about Ashton going out to bang random whores before he finishes his chores.
Ashton Kutcher will definitely enjoy his long overdue freedom from his overbearing mother Demi. Hopefully in the next year or so they can mend their broken relationship somewhat for Demi looks weathered, frail, and not long for this world.
Wow! Just look at this picture of actress Demi Moore showing off her thick hairy bush. She is one sexy Hollywood harlot!
Now it is clear why Ashton Kutcher decided to marry Demi despite the fact that she was well passed her breeding prime. Demi Moore’s bushel of sexy pubic hair is right in line with the Muslim aesthetic. If only her nipples and face were covered with a nice coat of thick black hair as well she would be the perfect woman.
Ashton Kutcher would be wise to mend his relationship with Demi, for once Islam gets a whiff of her musty pubic region she will have her pick of virile Muslim suitors. Allahu Akbar!
Just hours after Star Magazine ran the story that Demi Moore’s husband Ashton Kutcher had cheated on her with a younger and more virile woman, Demi obviously in a jealous rage posted this scandalous picture of herself in a bikini on her Twitter account.
Shame on Demi Moore for acting out like this bringing shame upon herself and her family. The Qur’an is very clear that Ashton Kutcher did nothing wrong by sleeping with another woman. It is perfectly natural for Ashton to want to find a mate who’s ovaries have not dried up, so that she may bare him a male heir.
Demi Moore should accept her place at her husband’s foot, and not worry herself with the affairs of her man. Her job is to tend to the household chores, harvest crops, and to fill in for the oxen when they are too tired to plow the fields.
Demi has brought great shame to her clan with this bikini Twitter pic. I expect her punishment from Ashton will come swiftly and be very severe. Allahu Akbar!
Perez Hilton is a lot of things: fat, gay, tubby, queer, chunky, gay, fat. Also, he’s gay. But is he a child pornographer? Demi Moore thinks so.
Apparently, Demi has taken offense to Hilton’s suggestion that she is a bad mother for dressing her daughter Tallulah like a Beirut street prostitute.
“Let me ask all of you, what is it called when someone is telling people to look and focus on a child’s ‘boobs & ass’ while providing photos?” Moore asked via her twitter account.
Since you’re reading celebrity gossip, we’ll make it a multiple choice question.
The answer is:
A – Billy Ray Cyrus
B – Joe Simpson
C – A child pornographer
D – Joe Francis
E – All of the above
The answer will be given later today.
