What If Celebrities Became Their Names?

Durka Durka — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:09:00 +0000

What if instead of being the immoral, soul sucking, blasphemers that they are, celebrities became their names? Of course it would never happen because celebrities despise a humble pious life dedicated to the glory of Allah. Instead they wish to mock Allah and portray themselves as Gods.

However, thanks to the witchcraft of Photoshop we can envision a world were celebrities are not lauded as superiors, but rather humbled as productive members of society. Here is what it would look like if celebrities became their names.

Al Gore

Carrie Fisher

Dane Cook

David Letterman

Gary Coleman

George Foreman

Heath Ledger

Jude Law

Keira Knightley

Kelsey Grammer

Kevin Bacon

Kevin Spacey

Lance Armstrong

Lance Armstrong">

Larry King

Madonna

Minnie Driver

Natalie Portman

Nick Cage

Orlando Bloom

Penelope Cruz

Sigourney Weaver

Tom Cruise

Tori Spelling

Wesley Snipes

Will Smith

Winona Ryder

Madonna Has Never Eaten NYC Pizza

Jimmy Jihad — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:24:18 +0000

Madonna eating the leg of an adopted African child.

Madonna has put a lot of things in her mouth, but NYC Pizza isn’t one of them.

Apparently the pop star who is best known for acting like a whore and ruining the song American Pie has never gotten the urge to try New York’s signature dish, even though she’s lived in the damn city for over 30 years (although something tells us she’s had more than her share of NYC hot dogs…ZING!!!).

But David Letterman decided enough was enough, and took her next door for a slice. When Letterman asked what she liked on her pie, Madonna said, “That’s a very personal question.”

Get it! The old whore made a joke about her vagina! HAHHAHAHAH! Hilarious, Madonna! Still got it!

Celeb Jihad - The Only Celebrity Gossip Site Run by Islamic Extremists » David Letterman

What If Celebrities Became Their Names?

Madonna Has Never Eaten NYC Pizza