Are pop stars Chris Brown and Rihanna getting back together? If Rihanna wearing the necklace Chris just bought her is any indication then the answer is yes!

Don’t adjust your screen folks, Rihanna is proudly wearing a solid gold necklace with the word “cunt” inscribed on it. Shocking I know… with gold prices what they are today it is amazing that Chris Brown would spend so much money on a worthless cum dumpster like Rihanna… but I guess love makes a guy do crazy things.

Of course feminists are already up in arms about Rihanna wearing a necklace that says “cunt” on it. What these feminists do not understand is that Rihanna is a dedicated submissive who derives sexual pleasure from getting embarrassed and abused by a man. Rihanna knows that Chris Brown is one of the few kuffar men that is capable of dominating her like the whore she is, so she keeps coming (and cuming) back for more.

Rihanna was viciously and righteously attacked by former boyfriend Chris Brown while filming the music video for her hit song “Gang Bang Diva”.

As you can see in the video below, Rihanna was mounting one of her dancers for her patented dry hump dance move, when out of nowhere Chris Brown appears and attacks the singer with an open hand punch to the face.

It is nice to see Chris Brown stepping up and finally putting Rihanna in her place. There is no doubt that Rihanna, after being straightened out by Chris Brown in such a masculine manner, is now uncontrollably attracted to him and will try to seduce him. However, Chris must resist Rihanna’s advances and treat her as the gutter skank she is.

American R&B singer Chris Brown has finally met a nice girl!

In the picture above Chris Brown is celebrating the release of his new album when one Tequisha Simmons approaches and prostrated herself before him, presenting her hindquarters for inspection. Chris Brown and his companions then examined Tequisha’s rump for child bearing qualities, and as you can see by the look on their faces approved it most enthusiastically.

It warms my heart to see someone as badly victimized as Chris Brown finally finding a suitable woman for breeding. As we all know because of America’s archaic and barbaric domestic abuse laws, Chris Brown was persecuted for straightening out his then girlfriend Rihanna, (even though it was within his rights to do so under Sharia law) and has suffered ever since.

Hopefully Tequisha and Chris Brown will be very happy together, and Chris will be able to correct Tequisha’s behavior without her running to the cops like a little bitch. Allahu Akbar!

A naked picture of R&B singer Chris Brown has leaked to the Internet. Chris Brown is probably best known as the man who tried to straighten out Rihanna, but failed when she survived and reported him to the police.

Embarrassed by getting bested by a woman, Chris Brown obviously leaked this naked photo of himself to show off his manhood. Of course by Muslim standards Chris Brown’s penis is on the small side, but in the heathen West he is considered quite large. No doubt this showing of virility will win him back his fans who abandoned him after he failed to beat Rihanna properly, and now blame him for her current slutty behavior. Allahu Akbar!

After being persecuted for over a year just for beating up his girlfriend “Rihanna”, Chris Brown is finally done with his cruel and unusual punishment of court ordered community service.

The Western legal system is barbaric and horribly out of date as is evident by this Chris Brown case. The Qur’an is very clear that when a man beats a woman he is honoring her. Watch the video below and learn how to properly beat your wife/girlfriend.

As you can see from the video Chris Brown really did not do anything wrong by honoring Rihanna with a beating. Certainly nothing that would constitute such a severe and degrading punishment as community service.

I thank Allah that when I beat my 3rd wife Bahiyaa to death for knocking over a bucket of goat’s milk I was living in the civilized Muslim country of Afghanistan.

Believe me I did not get off without punishment, but it was not an excessive amount of community service. I had to dig my wife’s grave, and then return half the dowry money I had received for her to her father. Talk about embarrassing, but I learned my lesson and so has Chris Brown.

In an incredibly beautiful and moving moment, convicted woman beater Chris Brown broke down into tears while prancing around stage at the BET awards lip syncing to pedophile Michael Jackson’s overrated music.

What better way to honor Michael Jackson than to have a psychopath whose career is clearly over dress up like him, and then have a complete emotional break down on stage for no apparent reason.

As you can see in the video below Chris Brown wanders around aimlessly while sobbing like Rihanna after she talked back to him, and is unable to carry-on pretending to sing Michael Jackson songs. It was a special moment and I still get chills every time I see it.

Does Chris Brown want to repeatedly hit Rihanna in the face with a hammer until her skin falls off and she looks like the corpse of Michael Jackson? Surprisingly, the singer says no.

In his first radio interview since assaulting Rihanna, Brown said he wants a second chance. At no time did the singer make any comments about his unquenchable desire to pound Rihanna’s face into a bloody mess with the closest blunt object at hand.

“At the end of the day, I’m human,” said Brown, who was probably thinking about smashing Rihanna’s eye socket with a brick during the whole interview. “Of course you’re gonna have your thoughts and opinions. I’m not gonna say they’re wrong. But at the end of the day, it’s not right to judge someone,” Brown said.

We assume that is code for, “God I wish Rihanna was here right now so I could use this chair to knock out all of her god damn teeth.”

The day we’ve been waiting for is finally here. Chris Brown has started his 180 day hard labor sentence this morning in Richmond Virginia.

This picture of the once proud pop star picking up trash on the side of the road is pretty sweet. Now if he’d just get repeatedly sodomized in a back room somewhere, I’d say justice will have been served.