What a lovely sight it is to see converted Muslimina Jennifer Love Hewitt standing completely naked while her Muslim lord pelts tennis balls at her for his amusement.
Once again Jennifer sets an excellent example by showing the heathen sluts in the West how to conduct themselves properly by strictly obeying a Muslim man’s orders.
Jennifer Love Hewitt must be very proud that by serving as a nude backdrop for tennis practice she has pleased a Muslim man. As this picture shows, the joy of servitude is the greatest joy a woman can experience, and only us Muslim men have the raw masculinity to provide complete female subjugation.
Rapper Eminem’s daughter Hailie Mathers (who famously appeared in a hilarious sketch on Eminem’s first album in which she helps her father dispose of her mother’s dead body) is now 16-years-old.
As you can see in the photo above, Hailie Mathers has the potential to be a fine wife to a virile Muslim man, but at 16-years-old the clock is definitely ticking.
Eminem should do the right thing and immediately take his daughter to market to be bid on by us pious Muslim men. If he does not then Hailie will almost certainly become a race traitor doomed to spend eternity roasting in the hellfire just like her wigger father.
Selena Gomez officially came out as a lesbian by posting the above photo of herself kissing a girl (as if pretending to date Justin Bieber wasn’t gay enough).
Unlike the cowardly Zionist controlled mainstream media we here at Celeb Jihad were the first to courageously “out” Selena when we reported she was a gay over 2 years ago.
Yes, Celeb Jihad is the only celebrity news source with the moral fortitude to accuse celebrities like Selena Gomez of being sinful homosexuals, and as this photo of Selena dyking out proves, once again our holy Muslim gaydar was dead on.
Rest assured that we will continue to use our gift of spotting gays for good by publicly outing and shaming any celebrity we suspect of deviant homosexual behavior. Allahu Akbar!
Converted Muslimina Miley Cyrus thrilled onlookers by flashing her vag while performing in concert for the troops… the Taliban troops that is, not the homoqueer Zionist crusaders from the U S of A.
Miley took to the stage in the Afghanistan Pakistan border town of Torkham, and virile Muslim freedom fighters flocked down from the mountains in droves to hear this most talented of Muslim women sing.
Of course Miley did not disappoint singing all her greatest hits like “The Climb” and “Hoedown Throwdown” before closing with the song that us Muslims will all be singing when we finish conquering the West “Party in the U.S.A”.
Not only did Miley sing beautifully but she put on one hell of a show, constantly flashing her snatch and allowing strong bearded men up on stage to breed with her. No doubt this morale boost to the Taliban troops is just what is needed to finish putting the ass-whopping on the infidel occupiers. Allahu Akbar!
Emma Watson proves once and for all that she is nothing but white trash with the disturbing picture above.
Not only is Emma Watson’s body covered in trailer park tattoos (which her defenders will lie and claim are “fake” and “for a movie”), but she is wearing the white trash girl uniform of a jumpsuit with Ugg boots.
Yes Emma Watson is definitely white trash, and is almost certainly waiting to suck off her “uncle-daddy” before going out to the clubs for the night with her black and/or Mexican boyfriend.
It was announced earlier this week that after filing for bankruptcy “Octomom” Nadya Suleman has finally agreed to do porn.
This news was met with great enthusiasm by the men in the infidel West as they allow all their women to be whores, so they obviously love big floppy loose vagina (almost as much as penis).
Yes, by the looks of this exclusive picture from the Octomom sex tape the degenerate infidel perverts will soon be furiously masturbating their tiny wieners, because Octomom’s baby box is every bit as terrifyingly gigantic as one would imagined.
Converted Muslimina Jennifer Love Hewitt stunned onlookers by showing up completely topless to the premiere for the new Marvel Comics movie “The Avengers”.
Kudos to Jennifer Love Hewitt for using the slutty tools of the infidel against them, and prostituting her bare breasts like this. Now all the attention will be shifted away from the dangerous Zionist propaganda film “The Avengers”, and towards her righteous Muslim boobies.
With all the attention on Jennifer’s titties “The Avengers” will surely flop at the box office this weekend, and ruin the corrupt Hollywood studios once and for all. Truly a great victory for Islam is at hand and we have Jennifer Love Hewitt and her holy Islamic milk wagons to thank.
