With Hollywood still reeling from the news that the Jonas Brothers molested a fat man at the beach, now comes word that Vanessa Hudgens has attacked an elderly woman outside a trendy cafe.
Vanessa was leaving the cafe with her evil henchman known only Nick Nack when the pair came upon the helpless old woman carrying a laptop. As the picture above clearly demonstrates, the two thugs quickly pounced on the woman, with Nick Nack attacking her from behind as Vanessa ran off with the laptop. The old woman was later taken to the hospital and is currently in critical condition with a broken neck, hip, and pelvis.
Why Vanessa Hudgens, with all of her money, would choose to attack and rob an elderly woman is beyond comprehension. Psychiatrists speculate that Vanessa may have been jealous of the media attention being paid to the Jonas assault, and this was simply her way to one-up the brothers. Whatever the case may be, an epidemic of violence is sweeping young Hollywood. Authorities would be wise to begin randomly flogging these entertainers before the behavior spreads further.
Wow just look at this picture of the Jonas Brothers attacking a fat man on the beach. These little punks think that because they are celebrities they can do whatever they want.
From what I can gather from this picture Jonas Brothers, Nick and older brother Ugly Jonas were walking down the beach when their Satanic urges got the better of them. It appears that as their devil worshiping friends cheered them on they attacked and killed a helpless fat man.
They then proceed to either molest the man’s dead body to get their sick perverted Jonas brothers kicks and/or they started harvesting the man’s organs to be sacrificed to Lucifer later that night.
Why haven’t the authorities arrested these sadistic freaks? I’ll tell you why, it is because they are protected by the Zionist scum in Hollywood. May Allah the righteous strike them down and bring an end to this terror that is gripping our nation’s fat men at beaches!
Celeb Jihad has just obtained this exclusive trailer for the upcoming movie “Kristianne Baille” starring Kristen Bell and Christian Bale.
I know that one shouldn’t draw too many conclusions from a trailer, but this will probably be the greatest film ever made. I think everyone involved will receive multiple Oscars, and probably get laid by a ton of super models.
The dialogue in this trailer is like poetry, and the acting so sublime I can not help but tear up every time I see it. This movie makes me question the existence of God because I can not believe there is something in this universe greater than it.
Anyway prepare yourself for this exclusive look at the new Kristen Bell and Christian Bale movie “Kristianne Baille”.
Marisa Miller and her band of merry whores all appeared in the UK version of GQ magazine topless.
It is all part of GQ’s tribute to gratuitous almost nudity in magazines. The good people at GQ are such innovators in this field that they didn’t even bother conducting any BS interviews with the models in which they talk about how a sense of humor is the most important thing in a man. Nope just a full page of almost partial female nudity with a small bio in the upper corner, and a copy of their signature so after guys get finished beating off to them they can forge checks in their names. It doesn’t get much hotter than that.
Without further ado here is Marisa Miller & friends topless in GQ magazine.
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Selena Gomez and her boobs posed with this doofus to raise awareness about Selena’s rack.
An often overlooked part of Selena’s soon to be legal teenage body, her breasts have a coming out party of sorts in this candid shot. Obviously her boobs are no longer willing to play second fiddle to her face and have come out swinging saying, “Hey look we have cleavage. Stare at us.”
No word yet on how the rest of Selena Gomez’s body feels about this power move to grab the headlines, but there has been speculation that her butt has requested some serious gym time.
Selena Gomez will be turning 18 years old on July 22nd so there is understandably a lot of excitement going on with her body. Nothing is more fulfilling for a woman than to be objectified by being valued only for her looks, and once Selena reaches that magical age of 18 it will become socially acceptable in western society to make all sorts of overtly sexual remarks about her taut frame. I for one have some particularly dirty stuff saved up and can hardly wait.
Everyone knows that Canadians are crazy about hockey. But native canuks Justin Bieber and Alan Thicke took their devotion to a disgusting extreme on Sunday night, defecating on an American flag after Canada’s overtime victory in the Olympic gold-medal game.
Bieber and Thicke, both obviously intoxicated, were watching the game at The Canadian Tuxedo, a hip nightclub that caters to the burgeoning Canadian immigrant community in Los Angeles. Things turned ugly by halftime as the two, with the help of fellow Canadians Rick Moranis and Ryan Gosling, pummeled an elderly man who was wearing a Team USA jersey, sending him to the hospital with a broken pelvis.
With bouncers unable or unwilling to rein in the pair, the scene quickly escalated. When the Americans tied the game with only seconds left, an enraged Thicke threw his glass of Seagram’s V.O. Canadian Whisky at a flat-screen TV as Bieber proceeded to vomit poutine on a nearby table occupied by a group of college girls. When the girls complained, Bieber lashed out, calling the women “a bunch of skags who belong at the Canadian Ballet,” a reference to Windsor area strip clubs.
When Canada finally secured an overtime win, Bieber and Thicke took to the streets breaking store windows and lighting cars on fire. It was at this point that the nimble Bieber scampered up a nearby flagpole and tore down the Stars and Stripes. Giddy with laughter, the two took turns urinating and defecating on the flag before friends finally convinced the pair it was time to leave.
Neither Thicke nor Bieber were available for comment.
The future Mrs Durka Durka, Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel, continues to frustrate me. Since we are obviously soul mates and meant to be together I find it a little irritating that she has yet to respond to any of my letters. I didn’t even get so much as a thank you card for the delicious goat testicles I sent her.
Obviously the real problem is that Candice Swanepoel has not had her clit circumcised yet. That explains why she is too busy running around in her underwear being a whore instead of waiting on me hand and foot like proper woman should. If her thong fitter at Victoria’s Secret could just give her a little snip I would be very grateful, and kill them last in the coming religious war.
Until Candice Swanepoel accepts her place by my side I will continue to post pictures of her in lingerie to shame her. Here is are a ton of pics of Candice doing what she does.
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