Big shot movie star Ryan Gosling won’t eat his damn cereal!

As you can see in the video above, Ryan Gosling repeatedly refuses to eat his cereal. Does Ryan think that because he is a hunk he doesn’t need to eat a good breakfast?

Ryan Gosling is going to learn the hard way that being a Hollywood stud muffin with great bone structure, a chiseled abdomen, thick veiny penis, and tight anus won’t matter when his blood sugar crashes in the early afternoon because he skipped eating breakfast.

Disney star Debby Ryan appears to have finally gone completely nude in the photos below.

This nude photo shoot was the next logical career move for Debby Ryan, who must now shed her “good girl” Disney image to make it to the big time as a grown up slutty Hollywood actress.

There is nothing the degenerate American public likes more than fresh faced child stars gone bad, so these nude pics are sure to make Debby Ryan a star. It is just a shame she has chosen this immoral path instead of the righteous one of humbly serving at the heel of a Muslim man.

Selena Gomez goes on stage and brazenly flashes her sinful vagina in the video above.

This time Selena Gomez has gone too far! Selena needs to realize she isn’t back in Tijuana working her donkey shows she can’t just go on stage and flash her disgusting stinky chalupa like this.

Since the immoral Western authorities refuse to act, it on us pious Muslims to punish Selena Gomez for her cooter flashing crimes. As we speak a fatwa is being composed condemning this most vile act. Selena and her vagina can expect a serious tongue lashing coming their way… wait that didn’t come out right.

Former Disney star Vanessa Hudgens simulates oral sex on a hand drawn picture of a virile Muslim’s manhood in the video above.

If Vanessa Hudgens hopes to ever fulfill her dream of tonging the piss slit of a Muslim man in real life she would be wise to apologize for misrepresenting the size of our meat rods in this video.

A Muslim’s genitals could never be drawn to scale on a standard piece of paper. Vanessa should have used a poster board or included a scale at the bottom stating that 1 inch on the paper is equal to 10 inches in real life… oh and the balls should be covered in hair… lots of thick glorious hair.

Academy Award winning actress Jennifer Lawrence appears to strip naked in the photo above.

It just goes to show Jennifer Lawrence’s hopelessly degenerate nature that she would dare to show off her unattractively hairless nude body like this.

Jennifer Lawrence’s naked body is not in the least bit attractive as it is severely lacking in muscle tone for field work, erotic dark pubic hair, and fat storage for famine. What man would be even remotely turned on with the prospect of having this bald half-starved layabout as a wife or concubine?

Frumpy host Olivia Munn brazenly pulls out her shameful lady nipple on live TV in the video above.

This video shows the hypocrisy of the infidel West. Olivia Munn exposes her nipple to millions of people on television, and she does not receive so much as a lashing for her crime. However, a Muslim like myself pulls out his tunic snake and ball sack at a playground and all of a sudden he committed a “sex crime”.

America truly is a nightmarish hellscape in which women like Olivia Munn are allowed to flaunt their sex organs with impunity, and a Muslim man can not even innocently tea bag a child without being persecuted as a criminal.

Pop star Rihanna was caught kissing a model of a dog’s erect dick in the photo above.

Of course Rihanna’s fetish for sucking on canine cock is not nearly as bad (and much more hygienic) then blowing Chris Brown, so she is on the right path.

Who knows if Rihanna does a good job polishing off these mutts’ red rockets, they may put in a good word for her with more noble animals like a camel or even a goat. That would be quite the upgrade for a girl who started out banging black guys.