In a effort to profit from the 3D craze, it appears as though the Zionists will be re-releasing “Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince” using RealD 3D technology.

To celebrate, this limited edition Emma Watson in a corset 3D poster has been issued. If you are a sadist and had the proper 3D viewing goggles it would look like Emma Watson was coming right at you dressed like this with that wanton look in her eye. A truly terrifying experience!

Jennifer Lawrence, the star of the upcoming movie “The Hunger Games”, was photographed making a fool of herself playing basketball in the pics below.

Jennifer looks like a complete spaz on the court, and her shots were bricks that she would be lucky to have hit the rim. Not to mention that Jennifer Lawrence’s outfit is not even close to something a basketball player would wear. Can you imagine LeBron James in tight yoga pants like that? Sure he could pull it off, but it would be quite distracting especially to his teammate Chris Bosh.

Yes these pics below of Jennifer Lawrence attempting to play basketball are further proof of why women should never be allowed to pursue athletics, as they always end up looking foolish. Allahu Akbar!

As you can see in the photo above, newly converted Muslim Jennifer Love Hewitt demonstrates her understanding of the teachings of Islam by vandalizing a black woman’s van.

Jennifer Love Hewitt noticed one Shanice Collins with her 6 children outside a Popeyes in Santa Monica. When Love Hewitt approached Shanice and demanded to know where her male chaperone was, Shanice informed her that “she ain’t got no man”.

As Jennifer is now a devout Muslim and versed in the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad, she was forced to teach Shanice a lesson by painting the word “Whore” in lamb’s blood on her van. Truly Jennifer Love Hewitt has made a remarkable transformation from Hollywood whore to righteous Muslimina in record time. Praise be to Allah!

Here is an exclusive first look of Scarlett Johansson in the upcoming blockbuster movie “The Avengers”.

Scarlett was originally slated to play the role of the “Black Widow”, but producers soon realized that the Black Widow character was “stupid”. So Scarlett Johansson will now be playing a newly imagined superhero called “Chesty McTits”.

As you can see Chesty possess the superpower of distraction, and her righteous tits of justice are a force to be reckoned with. The rest of “The Avengers” are no longer needed, as evil has met its match in Scarlett Johansson as Chesty McTits.

Teen Nickelodeon star Ariana Grande was caught seductively tonguing an ice cream in the shocking video above. Ariana Grande is one perverted infidel, as she is clearly pretending that the ice cream is a Muslim man’s mighty penis.

Ariana Grande’s lust for Islamic man meat is perfectly understandable, but she must learn how to control herself and wear the burka. No self-respecting Muslim man will allow her to tickle his baby cannon (like she desperately desires) if she continues to behave like a whore.

As you can see in the photo above, Selena Gomez has been reunited with her long lost mother Consuela “Stinky Burrito” Gomez.

As many of you Selena Gomez fans already know, Selena was both conceived and birthed in a Tijuana whore house known as “The Spicy Chalupa”. When Selena was just 6 years old her mother Consuela sold her to the Zionists at Disney in exchange for $16, a sack of uncooked beans, and a set of Mickey Mouse ears. The rest as they say is showbiz history.

However, now that Selena Gomez has been reunited with her mother they can make up for lost time. Clearly these 2 Mexican whores have a lot in common as they look almost exactly alike and have the same sense of style. Who knows if they hit it off maybe the Gomez girls will come together for a mother daughter donkey show this Spring Break. Lets keep our fingers crossed!

Uptight Brit Kate Beckinsale shows off her stuffy naked body in the photo above. Kate Beckinsale releasing a nude picture is not at all surprising considering she is currently promoting not 1 but 2 films right now.

The Zionists who control Hollywood require that all actresses get publicity for their films at any cost. Usually this involves making the rounds on the interview circuit while pretending to date a homosexual actor (preferably Jake Gyllenhaal), but since Kate has both “Contraband” and “Underworld: Awakening” in theaters more extreme marketing techniques were required.

This Kate Beckinsale naked pic will certainly drive the obese infidels masses to the movies, as they are easily stimulated. However, us Muslims will almost certainly stay strong and wait to pirate Kate’s films when they are released on DVD.