Bella Thorne booty



17-year-old former Disney star Bella Thorne shakes her teen booty while in tight white short shorts in the GIF above.


With this booty shaking GIF, Bella is clearly trying to advertise her fitness to us virile Muslim men. Unfortunately for Bella, even if us Muslims forgive the fact that she is well past her prime breeding years, her ass (though admirably shaped for a girl of her slender frame) would never be able to properly pull the plow.


Bella Thorne booty

Further inspection of Bella’s butt in a tight white jumpsuit at the premiere of “Horrible Bosses 2″ in the photo above, solidifies the point that Bella is ill-suited for intense manual labor, and is thus a completely useless woman. Bella should just do the world a favor and stop trying to prostitute her ass at once, and put on a martyr vest and call it day. Her best years are clearly behind her, and her behind does nothing to change that fact.

Eva Longoria bikini



Eva Longoria took time out of her busy schedule scrubbing toilets and changing bed sheets to prostitute her Mexican ass in a bikini during the staff pool hours at the airport Holiday Inn in Miami.


As you can see in the photos below, just days after President Obama granted amnesty to Eva Longoria and her fellow illegal amigos, they are already taking advantage of the system and slacking off at their ill-gotten jobs.


Yes now that Mexicans like Eva Longoria know that they can qualify for government handouts expect to see more of this sort of behavior. Decks will go unbuilt, lettuce will go unpicked, and bags of oranges will be remain unsold on the side of freeways, as Eva Longoria and her wet back compadres live it up taking siestas and whoring their squat frumpy Mexican bodies in bikinis, secure in the knowledge that good old Uncle Sam will always write them a check if need be.

 

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Eva Longoria Eva Longoria Eva Longoria

Demi Lovato nude Playboy



Former Disney star and “The X-Factor” judge, Demi Lovato appears to pose nude in this photo shoot for Playboy magazine.


Demi Lovato recently made headlines when she declared that, “I have nothing in common” with former friend and fellow Disney alum Miley Cyrus. Well after seeing the nude photos of Demi below, I couldn’t agree more with her assessment.


For Demi Lovato is a washed up, fat bulimic cutter, and a tremendous whore. While Miley Cyrus (along with Brother Obama) is a successful chaste secret Muslim on a holy mission from Allah to bring about the end of heathen Western civilization. Besides if Miley Cyrus (or Brother Obama for that matter) were to do a nude photo shoot for Playboy, you better believe she wouldn’t half ass it like Demi did, and she’d be spreading her butt cheeks for the camera.

 

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Jennifer Lawrence nipples



Jennifer Lawrence nips out while in a silk nightie in this scene from her new film “Serena”. “Serena” doesn’t come out in theaters until March 2015, but already it is evident that this is going to be yet another deeply depraved movie from Jennifer Lawrence.


“Serena” is supposed to be an autobiographical film about the life of famed women’s tennis player Serena Williams, but as you can see the producers have taken quite a few liberties with the script as Serena is being played by a small white girl (Jennifer Lawrence) and not a western lowland gorilla.


Bradley Cooper also stars in this film, and will play Serena’s tennis coach and main handler “Chip Flanagan”. Infidel movie audiences usually love the onscreen chemistry between Bradley and Jennifer (as they have starred in numerous critically acclaimed films together now), and they won’t be disappointed with “Serena”. The sexual tension between Jennifer and Bradley is electric throughout the film, and culminates with a passionate love scene in which Chip enters Serena’s cage and f*cks her with a banana after she wins her first Wimbledon title.

Sarah Hyland cleavage



“Modern Family” star Sarah Hyland shows off some deep cleavage during her 24th birthday party in the photos below.


Sarah Hyland’s 24th was your typical Jewish girl’s birthday party as it featured cake, slutty outfits, ghoulish looking guests, and of course a ritualistic blood sacrifice to Satan (this year it was a homeless guy Sarah found sleeping outside a bus station).


Yes there really isn’t much to say about these Sarah Hyland birthday pictures besides that her and her tits certainly appear to have had a really good time partying it up with these weirdos. If Sarah’s freaky guests followed her gift registry and bought her more gift certificates to Dr Finklestein’s Cosmetic Surgery Center, maybe next year her boobs will look even bigger (and her nose even smaller) as they hang out of her whorish birthday dress.

 

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Sarah Hyland Sarah Hyland

Selena Gomez x-ray



Selena Gomez thought she could get away with mocking Islam by not wearing a bra in a shoddy thin burka at the American Music Awards, but she was wrong and now the joke is on her.


As you can see in the photos below, scientists at the Celeb Jihad Research Institute in Riyadh were able to adjust the filters on Selena’s braless photos (using a technique known as X-raying) to expose Selena Gomez’s shameful nipples for all the world to see.


Now that Selena’s saggy sad tit flesh has been revealed, we fully expect morality charges to be brought against her in Shariah court. Once Selena is brought to justice, she will certainly have no answer for her numerous crimes of the flesh, and the sentence passed down will no doubt be lapidation. Then there will be much celebrating throughout the civilized Muslim world, with AK-47s shot into the air, and Toyota trucks packed with revelers racing through the streets blasting their horns while the sweet smell of gasoline soaked American flags burning wafts through the air.

 

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