10 Little Known Facts About Gary Busey

10) Gary Busey’s diet consists almost entirely of bark and dolphin meat.

9) In 2004 the city of Newport Beach selected Gary Busey to host the annual Newport Autism Charity Banquet, an honor that caused him to boil his pets in disgust.

8) Gary Busey has a strong fear of the handicapped.

7) Gary Busey will only speak […]

Obama Takes Slight Dip In Polls

The latest CelebJihad.com presidential tracking poll shows Illinois Senator Barrack Obama’s poll numbers dipping slightly over the weekend, with Arizona Senator John McCain gaining .00000000000000000000002%.
In unrelated news, a recent poll shows that the Church of Scientology has seen a 25% decline among African-Americans.
Special thanks to Joe S. and John P. for help with this report.
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Perez Richie Still Unable to Find Mass Audience

Two years after launching his celebrity blog perezrichie.com, local overweight homosexual Perez Richie has been unable to find much of an audience.
Richie, a semi-literate immigrant from Guatemala, has been attempting to piggyback the success of his hero, Perez Hilton, but has thus far been unable to even remotely rival perezhilton.com, […]