Maisie Williams



“Game of Thrones” star Maisie Williams just turned 18-years-old last month, and she has already filmed an extremely graphic sex scene.


As you can see in the video below, Maisie announces her official transition to adulthood with some hardcore sucking and f*cking on camera in her first ever sex scene.



Even though at 18 years of age Maisie Williams is now an old maid by our holy Muslim standards, her impish appearance and short hair makes her look like a girl (or even better yet a boy) of proper breeding age.


Yes this Maisie Williams sex scene is certainly halal, and has caused my righteous tunic snake to grow rigid with approval. Perhaps I will use this opportunity to go out and acquire a new wife. My neighbors here in LA, “the Johnson family”, have a nice crop of daughters coming in. I’ll go offer to take one of them off of their hands for them, but I’ll have to hurry for they get out of school soon and nothing kills the mood faster on a wedding night then heated dowry negotiations with a girl’s father.

Jessica Alba swimsuit



Jessica Alba has once again offended Islam with her shameful tight tan feminine body with these new swimsuit and bikini photos from Shape Magazine.


There are really only two halal “shapes” that a woman should be seen in. One is as an amorphous black block behind a stiff wool burka, and the other is prostrate on the ground while praying to Allah, scrubbing the floors, or waiting to be viciously sodomized by her husband.


There is certainly nothing even remotely pleasing about seeing Jessica’s bare bronze flesh, perky tits, and womanly hips to waist ratio in these swimsuit photos. In fact, if a pious Muslim caught Jessica parading around like this she would learn the prostrate position real quick when her unconscious body crumbled to the ground. Thus is the will of Allah, praise be onto him!

 

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Summer is fast approaching and in the hopelessly depraved infidel West that means that female celebrities will be flocking to the beaches in droves to prostitute their sinful nude bodies for all to see.


Below we have compiled a list of the top 10 celebrity beach nudists to watch out for. If you see any of these brazen harlots at the beach just remember that large jagged seashells can be just as effective as stones at warding off unwanted naked celebrity sluttery.


#10 AnnaSophia Robb


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“The Carrie Diaries” star AnnaSophia Robb has yet to go fully nude to the beach. However, that will almost certainly change this year, so she is definitely one to look out for.



#9 Ashley Greene


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“Twilight” star Ashley Greene tries to shed her pale vampire image by getting an all over tan in public.



#8 Olivia Wilde


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Olivia Wilde appears to enjoy naked water sports both in and outside of the bedroom.



#7 Jessica Biel


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Jessica Biel has an extremely tiny penis, which leaves one to wonder what Justin Timberlake sees in her.



#6 Brooklyn Decker


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Model and actress Brookyln Decker certainly has a halal nude body… And according to this photo she will suck you off under the pier for only $5. You just can’t beat a deal like that.



#5 Kate Upton


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It is easy to get sea sick watching a naked Kate Upton jogging on the beach, for seeing her fat titties undulating is extremely nauseating.



#4 Jessica Alba


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Jessica Alba seems to think it is quite funny that she is naked on the beach. Of course she wouldn’t be laughing if one of us pious Muslims caught her and shoved a sea urchin up her anus.



#3 Hayden Panettiere


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Hayden Panettiere appears to be undercutting Brooklyn Decker’s prices, and is offering to give blowjobs under the pier for only $2.


Hayden Panettiere nude

Hayden is naked on the beach again after stripping out of the bikini that the $2 she made earlier bought her.



#2 Selena Gomez


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Selena Gomez enjoys walking the beach completely nude…


Selena Gomez nude

…And when it gets chilly out she puts on her top, but keeps her lady bits out flapping in the ocean breeze. So next time you are at the beach be warned that the fishy smell in the air may not be coming from the ocean.



#1 Jennifer Lawrence


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Of course who could be number #1 in our list except for the queen of nude photos Jennifer Lawrence. For whether it is in the privacy of her own home or out in public on the beach, Jennifer simply can not stop showing off her nude body.


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Jennifer Lawrence nude

Jennifer Lawrence nude

Victoria Justice no panties



The Elle’s Women In Music event had to be evacuated last night, as the Los Angeles county bio-hazard response team was called to the scene when Victoria Justice showed up to the event in a little white dress with no panties on (as you can see through the slits in the side of her dress).


Those in attendance described the stench emanating from Victoria’s unprotected nether region as “ungodly” and “like Satan’s dick cheese”. One more poetic witness elaborated that, “the odor was similar to the smell of someone vomiting up spoiled milk onto a big pile of wet dog shit”.


For her part Victoria Justice didn’t seem at all bothered by the foul stink, and smiled pleasantly for the paparazzi wearing gas masks while she waited out on the street to see if the event would continue. Unfortunately a pantyless Victoria was ruled a health hazard and not only was the event shut down permanently, but the building it was being held in was condemned and has been scheduled for demolition later this week.

 

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Julianne Hough nip slip



“Rock of Ages”, “Footloose”, and “Dancing With The Stars” star and former Ryan Seacrest beard Julianne Hough suffers a full nip slip while stumbling around drunk in a sheer dress in the photos below.


Julianne is known for her conservative Christian Mormon upbringing, so it is not surprising to see her slutting it up while intoxicated like this. For like all sects of Christianity, Mormons lack the moral and testicular fortitude to properly punish those who dare to disobey God’s word.


You better believe that if Julianne Hough was a Muslim woman and she was caught behaving like this, she’d be picking her sinful areola off the ground real quick after a few swipes from a scimitar. I guess that is the difference between people who follow the teachings of an incredibly masculine badass Prophet like Muhammad, and those that believe the psychotic ramblings of some foppish American like Joseph Smith. Though to his credit at least Joseph got the polygamy thing right.

 

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Taylor Swift sex



The point of view photo above of Taylor Swift getting her tight little anus opened up has just been leaked online.


In this photo Taylor certainly appears to be enjoying getting her long legs pushed back to her head and her backdoor torn open despite the fact that this infidel’s penis is quite small. Of course if this were a Muslim man pummeling Taylor’s poop chute, her face would show a mixture of both pure agony and ecstasy as his enormous tunic scud would surely hit so deep and hard that it would completely pulverize her lower intestine.


Yes there is no denying that anal obsessed Taylor Swift would experience both immense pain and erotic bliss after receiving a righteous Muslim butt banging… And that afterwards Taylor would be incontinent and have to wear adult diapers, for her rectal hole would be more gaping and spacious then the caves of Tora Bora.



Anne Hathaway “acts” like a porn star in the video above featuring nude and sex scenes from her movie “Havoc”.


Clearly Anne missed her true calling in life, as the scene in which she plays with her hard nipples on a couch while begging the limp-dicked infidel man filming her to f*ck her like the dirty little slut that she is was the most believable acting that she has ever done.


Of course the transition to porn would be easy for Anne, as the only real difference between actresses and porn stars is whether or not there are cameras filming them when they are banging skeezy guys on a casting couch. With that said, after watching Anne Hathaway fondle herself in this video it is easy to see why she has had such a long and successful career in hopelessly depraved heathen Hollywood.

Elsa Hosk nude



“Frozen” star and Victoria’s Secrets newest model, Elsa Hosk sells herself in the nude photos below.


Models like Elsa Hosk like to pretend that they are stylish and sophisticated because they advertise shoddy Chinese made clothing and merchandise. However, as you can see in the photos below, more often then not models like Elsa Hosk are simply long limbed whores making a living off of prostituting their shameful feminine nude bodies in exotic locations.


What possible justification could Elsa have for standing around naked in crystal clear blue water striking seductive poses, besides her offering the sight of her taut body for the sexual enjoyment of men. Clearly the only difference between a model and a porn star is just a few less pounds, back alley abortion scars, and years of traumatic childhood sexual abuse.

 

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Selena Gomez naked



A naked Selena Gomez squats down and spreads her legs on what appears to be a filthy mattress in a Tijuana brothel.


No doubt Selena is limbering up for a long night of getting her orifices pounded out during the bordello’s special 3 pesos “Taco Tuesday”. Of course Selena no longer needs the money she makes from her “Johns” after striking it rich whoring herself in Zionist controlled Hollywood, but she continues to work in this 3rd world whorehouse anyway to stay in touch with her roots and honor her family’s legacy.


Yes Selena looks right at home squatting down naked in a squalid cathouse. Perhaps that is because that is how Selena was brought into this world, when her mother Lupita Gomez got into the same position and pushed her out onto the dirty floor while giving one of her famous 1 peso ball draining blowjobs.