Miley Cyrus is nothing if not an innovator, as she is always pushing the envelop and raising the standard for what it means to be a pious Muslimina.
It is hard to believe that it has been just 3 and a half years since we first discovered that Miley Cyrus was a Muslim. Since that time we’ve watched as Miley has grown ever more devout and committed to the Jihad, as she hastens the downfall of the Western world by promoting unimagined amounts of depravity.
Now Miley Cyrus has once again demonstrated her unwavering love for Islam, by using her immense creative talents to invent a new praying style. As you can see in the GIF above, Miley Cyrus’ praying style is without question the most pious and aesthetically pleasing.
No doubt this method of praying will soon be all the rage in every mosque from Tehran to Tikrit. I myself have already begun practicing these movements, and plan to debut them at evening prayer tonight.
After seeing this photo of Selena Gomez dyking out with her fans after a show, is it any wonder that concerts goers describe the smell at one of her shows as similar to week old fish tacos baking out under the hot Mexican sun?
Yes Selena Gomez certainly has her choice of cunt-hungry lesbodykes to choose from to take back to her tour bus, and commit vile homoqueer acts with.
I think we can all agree that the world would be a better place if someone slipped a double-sided dildo IED on to Selena Gomez’s bus, and blew these sinful lesbomites back to the northeastern liberal arts college they crawled out of.
A nude photo of country music star Carrie Underwood has just been leaked to the Internet.
This Carrie Underwood nude appears to be from the after-party for her “The Sound Of Music” special which aired live last night on NBC.
Of course the sound of music to us Muslims will be when the Shariah court pronounces Carrie Underwood guilty for her blasphemous crimes against Islam (not the least of which is her defiling of the memory of the original Julie Andrews “The Sound Of Music” movie), and the stones start thumping off of her head.
Lindsay Lohan looks surprisingly not too horrible in these swimsuit pictures from Miami.
Obviously sobriety and the added fabric of a swimsuit instead of a bikini agrees with Lindsay Lohan. Who knows if Lindsay decides to stay clean and wear a burka maybe someday she’ll be fit to tongue the ass of my prized camel.
Yes things are certainly looking up for Lindsay Lohan, as she no longer has to suck off Hollywood douchebags in bar bathrooms for coke, and can instead suck them off in nearby motels for straight cash.
The creature known as Beyonce takes her first tentative steps to freedom after being released back in to the wild on the African island of Jamaica.
Beyonce had been held in captivity for nearly 32 years, and she spent most of that time grunting off key into microphones while shaking her species’ famous bulbous booty for the profit of the Zionists.
Thankfully Beyonce is now back where she belongs, and it didn’t take long for her to adjust to her new environment as she quickly scampered up the nearest tree in search of watermelon.
Wildlife experts agree that Beyonce should thrive in Jamaica, as it is plentiful in both marijuana and welfare, which are both vital resources the she-boon needs to survive.
Nelson Mandela, the voice of such iconic characters as Darth Vader from “Star Wars” and Mufasa from “The Lion King”, died today at the age of 95.
No official word yet on what caused the 95-year-old Mandela to pass away, so foul play, auto-erotic asphyxiation, and suicide over Paul Walker’s car crash are certainly still on the table.
Nelson Mandela is survived by his 17 children and 15 baby mamas. Funeral services will be private, but the reception at Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles will be open to the public. The family request that in lieu of sending money supporters make a donation to Nelson’s favorite charity, a stripper named Diamond who works the day shift at the Bottoms Up Gentleman’s Club in Atlanta.