Mila Kunis nude

Mila Kunis does one more nude photo shoot before her body is ravaged from giving birth to Ashton Kutcher’s bastard child.

As you can see in the photos below, it appears as if Mila Kunis went to a Sears Portrait Studio at the mall to have these naked pictures taken. While they did an admirable job capturing the sinful depravity of Mila’s nude body, one can not help but feel they should have jazzed it up some with a few different backgrounds.

Yes perhaps a nice forest background would have made these Mila Kunis nudes more exciting and fun. Then Mila could squat down and pretend she was taking a dump out in the woods. That would be hilarious and certainly something to frame for the mantle of the Kutcher household.


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Aubrey Plaza masturbating

“Parks and Recreation” star Aubrey Plaza stars in Hillary Clinton’s first presidential campaign advertisement for the 2016 election.

As you can see, this AD features Aubrey Plaza laying in bed with a “Pro-Choice Pro-Clinton” t-shirt while vigorously rubbing her lady parts. Though it has a simple message this commercial touches on nearly all the issues a Hillary Clinton supporter cares about i.e. lesboqueer pussy and aborted fetuses.

The only thing that could make this Aubrey Plaza advertisement more effective with Hillary’s base is if Aubrey had her “underprivileged” bi-racial girlfriend there with her lending a hand. That is certainly something her campaign team should think about as we head closer to the Democratic primaries.

Laura Prepon nude

“That 70′s Show” and “Orange Is The New Black” star Laura Prepon poses nude in the photo above from People magazine’s “Most Beautiful Person” 2014 issue.

After seeing this nude photo it is clear that Laura Prepon is exquisite, and should have been named the “most beautiful person”. Just look at those curves, and shapely rump! Sure she needs to get that ugly skank removed from her back, but other than that she is perfection!

Of course the homoqueers at People magazine did not name Laura Prepon the most beautiful, and instead chose “12 Years A Slave” star and best supporting actress Oscar winner Lupita Nyong’o.

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People Magazine’s “Most Beautiful Person” Lupita Nyong’o

As you can see in the photo above, Lupita Nyong’o also posed nude for the issue, but her photo is not nearly as erotic. Unless of course you are a liberal who gets off on a false sense of self-righteousness from empathizing with the plight of starving 3rd world Africans.

Emma Watson bondage

Actress Emma Watson is bound and gagged in the photo above after being captured by famed Syrian slave trader Awan Afuqya.

As you can see, Emma Watson’s eyes are wide with excitement as she waits to be loaded into a shipping container, and sent off to the Middle East to start her new life as a sex slave.

No doubt a famous Hollywood actress like Emma Watson will fetch many dinars when she is brought up for auction at market in Riyadh. Of course the world of human trafficking isn’t always as glamorous as it seems. There is a 40% chance that Emma won’t survive her journey. However, the risks is certainly worth the reward of getting to start a new life as a sex slave for a powerful and virile Muslim man.

Kristen Stewart legs

Kristen Stewart tries to be sexy by pulling up her dress to reveal more of her sinfully pale thigh while on live TV in the GIF above.

Kristen must think she is being pretty coy, by running her hand up her leg to make it look like she accidentally pulled up her dress. Of course there are no accidents when it comes to heathen actresses committing brazen displays of depravity like this, as Kristen Stewart knows full well what she is doing.

Unfortunately for Kristen even after pulling up her dress she is still not even remotely sexy. Kristen needs to realize that she is just some frumpy girl they chose to star in the “Twilight” series because she wouldn’t intimidate the mouthing breathing nerds that read those horrible stories.

With that in mind Kristen Stewart would have been better off uncrossing her legs, and shoving her fingers up her snatch while winking at the camera. With her plain looks there is certainly no time for subtlety.

Sofia Vergara bikini

It may be hard to believe but at one time many years ago “Modern Family” star and old Mexican whore Sofia Vergara was something of an attractive fertile woman.

As you can see in the bikini pictures below which were taken in Miami in 1998, Sofia Vergara use to have all the makings of an adequate concubine. It is just a shame that back then Sofia chose to spend her days sucking off TV producers until she finally landed a sitcom, instead of taking the righteous path by traveling to the Middle East and serving in a powerful Muslim’s harem.

One can only imagine how Sofia Vergara’s life would have been different if she would have embraced her destiny as a Muslim spunk receptacle back when these bikini pictures were taken. However, there is no doubt that she would be infinity better off if she had.


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