Selena Gomez ass



Selena Gomez arrives for her monthly appointment at the Hollywood Abortion Center with her ass hanging out of her cut off jean shorts in the photos below.


Of course it should come as no surprise that Selena Gomez is traipsing around Los Angeles with her sloppy Mexican booty on display, as anyone with any moral sense could clearly see that Selena was a degenerate slut years ago when she was whoring it up on the Disney Channel in the “Wizards of Waverly Place”.


In fact there is an old saying that after seeing these Selena Gomez butt pics seems apropos, “You can take the girl out of Tijuana, but you can’t take the donkey semen out of Selena Gomez”. Those are certainly words to live by, and while looking at Selena’s ass in these cut offs seem all to true.

 

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Modern Family nude



ABC has just announced that they will once again be pushing the boundaries of acceptable television with an all nude season premiere of the hit comedy “Modern Family”.


As you can see in the promotional photo above, Julie Bowen, Sofia Vergara, and Sarah Hyland all pose naked to promote this landmark episode. Reportedly the episode will center around the adults becoming nudists to try and teach the kids how to be confident about their bodies, after Manny gets called “bitch tits” by a bully at school.


Of course in typical “Modern Family” fashion hilarity will ensue when the grown ups get so turned on by seeing each other in the nude that they start banging each other’s brains out. The episode culminates in a giant orgy in which Phil finally gets a threesome with his wife and mother-in-law Gloria, and Ed O’Neil’s character Jay shows his granddaughter Haley (Sarah Hyland) that old guys still know how to f*ck.


The episode will conclude with the family collapsing in an exhausted heap on the floor, at which point they will realize the important life lesson that clothing is essential.

Michelle Keegan



Michelle Keegan is an English actress and a attention whore who “accidentally” had the epic topless photo below leaked online.


Michelle was Instagraming photos while in the bathtub when she posted and then immediately removed the topless one below. Luckily the Iranian Intelligence Services uses sophisticated bots to archive every Instagram picture busty women like Michelle Keegan post (for research purposes), and the photo was saved for posterity.


Michelle Keegan topless

What makes this Michelle Keegan topless photo “epic” is that she appears to be one of the few infidel women with tits that are halal. For not only are Michelle’s breasts an adequate size, but their shape and nipples are almost perfectly symmetrical.


Of course the only thing Michelle Keegan’s boobs are missing is a nice patch of dark pubic hair between them, and covering her pink areola. However, that will grow in when she is finally purchased by a Muslim man, and she starts eating table scraps and sleeping out in the barn.

Jessica Alba Maxim



Jessica Alba covers the upcoming September 2014 issue of Maxim magazine.


Despite the magazine’s cover promising that Jessica Alba will seduce readers, her pictures inside are utterly unseductive. As you can see in the photos below, this Maxim photo shoot features a wet Jessica Alba lazing about on some rocks while in a boring beige bikini.


Only in the degenerate US of A would photos of an old wetback whore taking a siesta in the dessert be called seductive. The only thing that would make these Jessica Alba Maxim pictures seductive to us Muslim men is if the liquid covering her was gasoline, and instead of laying on rocks Jessica Alba was getting pelted by them.

 

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Miley Cyrus Ninja Turtle



Above is an exclusive first look at Miley Cyrus’ sex scene in the new “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” movie which opens in theaters next week.


As you can see, in the movie’s climatic final scene Miley Cyrus slowly tongues Leonardo’s green mutant turtle dick. Of course this scene sets up the remake of the sequel “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze” perfectly.


The rebooted sequel will no doubt pick up with Miley Cyrus finishing off the Ninja Turtle, and taking a load of his glowing green ooze to her face. This will lead to Miley developing superpowers, which she will use to twerk “Shredder” and his minions of evil into submission.


Undeniably this is a thrilling twist on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle franchise, and one of the most original ideas to come out of heathen Hollywood in years.



Supermodel Kate Upton’s hottest moments were compiled and expertly mixed to Barry White’s hit “You’re The First, The Last, My Everything” in the video above.


This Kate Upton video is an excellent resource of damning evidence that will be used against Kate in her upcoming morality trial in Sharia court when Islam finishes conquering the West. With the sheer volume of bountiful bouncing breasts being shown in this video, I sincerely doubt it will take the council of imams long to deliver a verdict of guilty and order Kate Upton be lapidated.


Though each council member will no doubt want to spend some time alone thoroughly reviewing this video after the trial, so that Kate Upton’s degeneracy can be properly contemplated. This is often the case when there is a morality trial of a woman who is as sinfully busty as Kate Upton.