The Internet is all aflutter with rumors that the video below is a Carly Rae Jepsen sex tape.

Now I know what you are probably thinking, “Carly Rae who?”. To which I’ll say “The ‘Call Me Maybe’ singer”. To which you’ll reply “Huh?”. So I’ll explain, “You know that annoying moronic song with the repetitive lyrics starting with ‘Hey I just met you and this is crazy’”, and you’ll say “Oh”.

So without further ado here is the alleged Carly Rae Jepsen sex tape. In my opinion it is definitely real because Carly Rae Jepsen is not famous enough for someone to fake a sex tape of her.

Hey I just found these, and this is crazy, but it looks like Carly Rae Jepsen, just had a topless cell phone pic leaked to the Internet maybe.

It is hard to look right, at her titties, but no doubt the infidels will want to, give her a baby.

Carly’s stare is holdin’, saggy tits, skin is showin’, hot night, stones we be throwin’. Where you think you’re going, baby?