A day we hoped and prayed would never come is here, Britney Spears is once again prostituting her disgusting feminine body in a bikini.
Obviously these new Britney Spears bikini pictures are a test from Allah to see if we are pure of heart, and can stare into the eye of the beast (or in this case the flabby redneck flesh) and not waiver or lose heart.
Yes only the truly brave among us will be able to gaze upon the Britney Spears bikini pictures below. However, it will be us brave few that Allah will choose to be the vanguard when Islam takes over the West, and purifies its lands with the blood of frumpy infidel whores like Britney Spears.
As us Muslims know, most celebrities are not actually human, but rather shape-shifting reptilian creatures hell-bent on destroying the human race for the profit of the Zionists and the glory of their lord Satan.
Thanks to advancements in the Jew sciences of airbrushing and Photoshop, celebrities have been able to keep their horrible true forms hidden… until now.
As you can see in the before and after airbrushing photos below, the true nature of the heathen celebrities is finally revealed, and it is frightening.
After ending things with her fiance Jason Trawick last week, Britney Spears has reportedly rekindled a relationship with her ex-husband and babies’ daddy Kevin Federline.
Britney and K-Fed were spotted last night getting cozy in a private booth at a Waffle House of Sunset. The happy couple were then seen retreating to the parking lot for a hot and heavy make out session in the back of Kevin’s 1995 Pontiac Firebird.
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline were the closest thing white trash America had to a royal family, so the news of their renewed love affair will no doubt be met with much celebration as Mountain Dew cans are popped, meth is smoked, and Honey Boo Boo is blasted throughout the night.
Pop star and mental patient Britney Spears appears to be posing nude in the photo above.
This is clearly an advertisement for gaudy diamond jewelry, in which the message is that onlookers will be so captivated by the jewels that they won’t even notice Britney being naked.
Obviously Britney Spears assumed they would censor her naked body when this AD was released, as she has an image as a crazy talentless washed-up old whore to protect. However, Britney should have known that these behind the scenes photos have a way of leaking to the Web.
Through great personal danger Celeb Jihad agents were able to acquire the celebrity sex tape video below. This scandalous video may be the final piece needed to bring Zionist controlled Hollywood to its knees!
For years we have worked tirelessly to expose the actresses in heathen Hollywood as the degenerate gutter skanks they are. Now we appear to have irrefutable video evidence of the depths of their depravity.
As you can see, the video below appears to feature footage of some of Hollywood’s biggest names like Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Alyssa Milano, Sandra Bullock, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Lopez, and Britney Spears all performing sex acts to the melodious sounds of Bryan Adams.
Finally the infidel masses will realize that their celebrity idols are nothing but wanton whores, and they will have no choice but to surrender their lives and lands to us morally superior Muslims. Allahu Akbar!
For years we have been saying that Zionist controlled Hollywood is built on a foundation of lies and delusions, and now we have conclusive proof with this Photoshopped picture of Britney Spears.
As you can see in the photo above, through the Jew science of Photoshop Britney Spears is transformed from the weathered old whore that she really is to a fresh faced slut for the cover of a magazine.
If after seeing this Britney Spears Photoshop before and after you still believe the lies coming out of heathen Hollywood, then I have some great sea side property in the Daykundi province of Afghanistan I’d like to sell you. LOL!
Using recent advancements in computer aging technology, scientists in Tehran were able to determine what infidel pop stars will look like in the year 2045.
As you can see in the photo above, after years of being rode hard and put up wet the kuffar pop whores Britney Spears, Rihanna, and Lady Gaga will all age poorly.
One may notice that pop star Katy Perry is conspicuously missing from this picture, and that is because every computer simulation had her dying from a militant case of gonorrhea in the years 2022.