Over the weekend homoqueer Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds married actress and old used up slut Blake Lively. Of course Ryan was famously married to Scarlett Johansson before they divorced after constantly fighting over who would get to use the big black dildo at night.
Did Ryan make the right choice by marrying Blake Lively or should he have stuck it out with Scarlett Johansson? Thankfully we have naked photos of both women so we can make an informed decision.
In my opinion Ryan made a mistake marrying both Black Lively and Scarlett Johansson. If he has to marry a decrepit infertile whore then he should have settled on his first fiance, singer Alanis Morissette. At least she probably has a nice thick musty pubic bush.
Anyone who has followed this site knows that we have painstakingly chronicled the whorish exploits of female celebrities for years now, so that our findings may be used as evidence in their trials once Islam conquers the West and Sharia law is instituted.
However, every so often celebrities make our job extremely easy for us by having nude or topless pictures leaked to the web. To celebrate this damning evidence we have compiled a list of the top 10 leaked celebrity photos of all time. Enjoy!
#10 Hayley Williams
Hayley Williams is the lead singer of the American rock group Paramore. She also is obviously a bit of a slut, taking a topless photo of her self and “mistakenly” releasing it on Twitter.
Because this picture is only of Haley’s breasts she comes in at #10. If she wants to “accidentally” take a picture fingering her snizz and post it on Facebook then we can talk about a higher ranking.
#9 Cassie Ventura
Cassie Ventura is a singer, actress, and tremendous whore. She is signed to P Diddy’s “Bad Boy” record label and starred in the ethnic hit “Step Up 2: The Streets”.
Though Cassie had the decency to at least leak a picture of her vagina, the fact that her clit is pierced along with her nipples makes me feel herpally (it is a word) so she comes in at #9.
Sure big-headed Barbadian pop star Rihanna is known as a mouthy female who can not take a punch, but she is also a kinky bisexual nympho, so she has that going for her.
In this photo from the classic set released by Chris Brown after their breakup, Rihanna is showing off her famous pierced nipple will fingering her infamously stinky vagina.
#7 Jessica Alba
For years Jessica Alba was considered the hottest woman in Hollywood, but she refused to expose her naked body. Instead she inflicted her fans with horrible movie after horrible movie.
That is why it is so satisfying to finally see some nipple from Jessica Alba. Of course only a photo of a large dildo firmly stuffed up her ass will ever make up for inflicting us with her movie “Honey”, but you can see the full set of her leaked pics here.
#6 Leighton Meester
Actress Leighton Meester is the star of the hit CW show “Gossip Girl”, and is known for her class and excellent fashion sense.
Oh and there is also a sex tape of her getting railed by some dude. Unfortunately Leighton was successful in getting the sex tape blocked from release, but we are still left with some pictures from it and our imaginations.
#5 Miley Cyrus
Disney star Miley Cyrus is probably the forgotten celebrity on this list. Not because she is not a big star, but because when the naked picture of her below was released many dismissed it as fake since you can not see her face.
Thankfully there is proof (here) that this is in fact a naked picture of Miley Cyrus. One can only imagine that this will be the first of many.
#4 Vanessa Hudgens
Keeping the Disney theme going, coming in at #4 is “High School Musical” star Vanessa Hudgens.
Of course Vanessa Hudgens has had 2 sets of naked pictures leaked to the Internet. Unfortunately she also has a team of Zionist lawyers hell bent on eradicating them from the web. Still a skilled Google search will yield all of Vanessa Hudgens’ leaked nakedness. Allah be praised!
#3 Scarlett Johansson
Actress Scarlett Johansson has the most recent leaked celebrity naked photos. Of course Scarlett is claiming a “hacker” is the one who leaked the photos, but I think that “hacker” is just the nickname of her publicist.
Either way this naked picture of Scarlett Johansson is definitely one of the best leaked celebrity pics as it features both her face and plump ass. If Scarlett had just bent over to show some pussy as well, she may of taken the top spot.
#2 Blake Lively
Actress Blake Lively is the other star of the hit CW show “Gossip Girl”. She also appeared in the movie “The Town” and her vagina is currently being occupied by mega star Leonardo DiCaprio.
Obviously Blake Lively is a multi-talented woman, as is evidenced by the fact that she managed to capture her breasts, ass, vagina, and part of her face in this leaked nude photo. She also had 2 sets of naked pictures leaked which can be seen here and here.
#1 Ashley Greene
Actress Ashley Greene is best known as one of the stars of the “Twilight” movie saga, and for dating Joe Jonas causing his ex-girlfriend, Disney star Demi Lovato, to go insane before committing herself to a mental hospital.
And really you can’t blame Demi for losing her mind as Ashley Greene is much hotter than her, and she has nice breasts and a sweet looking pussy. Girls like Demi can hate on Ashley Greene all they want, but she definitely has the hottest leaked celebrity photo of all time.
Blake Lively should of followed the old infidel proverb “don’t throw stones if you live in a whore house”. By claiming the nude pictures released yesterday were fakes she insulted the integrity of the hacker that leaked them, so the hacker released even more Blake Lively cell phone pics which you can see below.
Blake Lively obviously loves taking scandalous cell phone pics of herself (narcissistic slut). You may notice that in some of the pics Blake appears to have tattoos. Those are from the movie “The Town” in which she played a whore, which apparently didn’t take any acting.
It was rumored when “The Town” was being filmed that Ben Affleck was having an affair with Blake Lively. This caused Ben’s wife Jennifer Garner to show up on set, and stay for the remainder of the filming. Perhaps Blake Lively took these pics for Ben?
Naked pictures of actress Blake Lively have leaked to the Internet. A representative for Blake (AKA a lying Jew) is claiming that they are fakes.
However, as you can see in the last picture below Blake Lively owns the exact same phone. Add to that the fact that she is a tremendous whore, and we have enough evidence to assume these Black Lively nude pics are in fact real.
Of course the only way to clear up this controversy is for Blake Lively to take naked photos of herself and post them on the Internet. Then she can point out the differences between those nude photos and these. If she fails to do so then she is basically admitting that these pictures are real.
Fed up with men looking her in the eyes, Blake Lively decided to cut a giant hole in the middle of her dress to show off her luscious boobies.
I for one applaud Blake Lively taking the intuitive like this. If she is going to be a whore and refuse to wear a burqa the least she can do is draw a man’s eyes away from her face as a sign of respect.
Blake Lively showing her cleavage is a way of her to say “though I know I am a filthy degenerate whore please advert your strong masculine gazes from my face for I fear they will overwhelm my inferior feminine constitution.”
All women should have the self awareness of Blake Lively to blatantly flaunt their best sex trait. If no exceptional traits exist and they refuse to wear the burqa then they should have the dignity to hurl themselves off a cliff for the betterment of humanity.
Take heed of Blake Lively’s example ladies in these pics of her epic cleavage.
Blake Lively makes me sick. It must be nice to live a lifestyle that enables you to sit around on the beach all day laughing, surfing, and smoking weed, but some of us have to go collect disability checks from the government… and watch General Hospital.
Look at how smug Blake Lively is in these candid photos of her in a bikini partying with her Bohemian friends. If there is one thing I despise it is someone enjoying life. It is a sin and strictly forbidden in the Qur’an!
Blake Lively may be living an enchanted life now, but I find solace in the fact that after she finishes living a long, happy, successful life and she comes face to the face with the almighty she is going to be in so much trouble!
Blake Lively has been a very naughty girl. In these pictures from the little known UK movie “The Private Lives Of Pippa Lee”, Blake plays a young girl who gets chained down and spanked in some sort of lesbian fantasy sequence.
No word yet if this fantasy sequence proceeds like mine would with Blake Lively getting a nose job, then taking her huge tits and smacking me in the face with them until I pass out, but since this film didn’t get rated “the most awesome movie ever” I think it is safe to assume that doesn’t happen.
Enjoy these pics of Black Lively getting what she deserves by being bent over, chained, and spanked.