Audrina Patridge just after she fell and broke her spine.
The harlot known as Audrina Patridge has finally gotten a comeuppance for her sinful ways! Yesterday, “The Hills” star was dressed like a prostitute, parading her supple young body around on roller skates for all to see, when Allah, in his infinite wisdom, answered my prayers and caused her to fall out of the skates and break her spine! Praise be his name!
Many of you will feel sorry for Audrina and her misfortune. Let me assure you that your sympathies are misplaced. The Qur’an clearly states that “women are forbidden from operating sandals equipped with wheels for the purpose of amusement.” Audrina was in clear violation of this rule and is lucky she wasn’t stoned to death.
Here are pictures leading up to the crash followed by a nice shot of Audrina writhing in agony. Enjoy.
|
|
|
|
Audrina Patridge and Kirk Douglas are Hollywood’s newest item according to a source close to the couple. The pair was spotted on a date at the Garden of Palms Assisted Living Center Tuesday night alongside friends.
“They were at a table with friends, but Kirk and Audrina, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours,” the sources said. “They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together on Kirk’s Rascal.”
In response to this shocking pairing Audrina’s ex-boyfriend “Justin Bobby” is said to be actively pursuing Liz Taylor to, “go for a ride on his motorcycle”.
Audrina Patridge from MTV’s “The Hills” did a topless photo spread for this month’s issue of Maxim magazine. Is it just me or is Audrina’s dull vacant stare a turn on? She looks like the type of girl that could be tricked into trading sex for some magic beans.
In the magazine Audrina talks about how she keeps it real, and hates that there are so many plastic surgery rumors about her (note to self make up more plastic surgery rumors about Audrina). Just because the girl had her boobs and teeth done does not mean it is OK to speculate about a potential brain transplant right?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The first picture in this series got be aroused because it looked like a large fish was about to tear apart Audrina Patridge from MTV’s The Hills. However, after further examination I realized that the fish was actually a guy, and he was more interested in mating with Audrina then mauling her. That is what I call a real boner kill!
A word of advice to this man fish with Audrina. If you have a tremendously pronounced underbite do not wax your chest and get scaly looking tats on your arms. You are just inviting the fish comparison and are liable to end up getting harpooned.
|
|
|
|
|
