Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio has decided that almost showing her nipples and ass in numerous photo shoots is now not enough, and has gone and finally just straight up showed them to us.

I respect Alessandra’s candor in these pictures. A lot of Victoria’s Secret models go their whole careers without giving us any straight up bare ass shots. They seem to think they are above the girls who do full on nudity. Just like how waitresses at strip clubs look down on the dancers, they have an undeserved sense of righteousness.

Alessandra understands that all models are just whores selling sex and consumer products to the masses, so that the sheep keep happily working for the international banking Zionist machine. Kudos to you Alessandra for recognizing the hypocrisy of your fellow models and throwing it in their faces with these pics of your ass and nipples. Now lets some vag!

Alessandra Ambrosio and Miranda Kerr posed in their Valentine’s Day lingerie for these pictures in Victoria’s Secret’s new catalog.

As many of you unlucky in love girls are probably well aware Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and frankly I don’t want to hear any of your whining about how you can’t find a “good man”. You need to stop blaming men for your issues and look at yourself first. If you looked and dressed exactly like Alessandra Ambrosio or Miranda Kerr you’d have a line of “good men” at your front door.

I know it seems obvious now but you’d be amazed at how many women out there don’t look like super models. It is like hello girlfriend what are you thinking!

Anyway here are the pics of Alessandra Ambrosio and Miranda Kerr in their Valentine’s Day lingerie. Let this be the model for you girls on how you should look, and know that anything less will make you a failure who will probably die alone.

Victoria Secret just held their annual lingerie fashion show, and once again Celeb Jihad was not invited to attend. If you are half as outraged at this snub as I was then I will need to pause for a moment to let you collect yourself…..

When are those Zionist pigs at Victoria Secret going to recognize that Celeb Jihad is the Internet’s #1 celebrity gossip site run by Islamic extremists? It can hardly be considered an “event” if we are not there to cover it!

As a showing of goodwill I have decided to post pictures from the show. But hear me Victoria Secret, if I am not invited to the next showing and given an exclusive backstage pass to the model changing area were I will be allowed to inspect how the bras and panties fit, apply baby oil, and tweak nipples, then there will be hell to pay!

Victoria Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio was on the beach modeling the hell out of some bikinis the other day. This woman is perfection! Not only is she flawless physically, but she has the work ethic of a goddamn mule.

Alessandra must have been out there rolling around on the beach and looking hot for hours. Do you have any idea how hard that is? Most girls can’t even manage to look hot for a second, let alone all day!

In honor of all of Alessandra Ambrosio’s hard work I’ve compiled a ton of pictures of her in various bikinis from yesterday. I think we should all take a minute and sit back and enjoy the fruits of her labor.